32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 7, 2024

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 7, 2024

Feeling envious? Embarrassed? Perhaps a little ennui? If so, then you can relate to Inside Out’s Riley, who will be experiencing a few new emotions this summer. Amy Poehler, Phyllis Smith and Lewis Black are all reprising their roles from the Oscar-winning hit, and a new trailer just revealed the familiar voices joining them for the sequel. Big Mouth’s perpetually-booked Ayo Edebiri is bringing Envy to life while I, Tonya’s Paul Walter Hauser will be sweaty and clammy as Embarrassment. Fear will also sound a little different as Tony Hale has replaced Bill Hader, who opted not to return as a voice in Riley’s head. 

Meanwhile, Ryan Gosling is feeling an array of emotions himself, and it has nothing to do with his upcoming performance of “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars this weekend. That’s because Gosling has begun shifting gears for his next release — the David Leitch-directed film The Fall Guy. Reviews for the action comedy are still under embargo, but the actor has already received high praise from one of Hollywood’s biggest powerbrokers. Gosling told Variety that Steven Spielberg approached him at this year’s Golden Globes, gave him a hug and told him how much he loved Fall Guy. The actor went on to say that he’s not too concerned with how anyone else feels about the film, because “Spielberg liked it. That was an all time moment.” 

Over on the timeline, mirth is the predominant emotion thanks to some hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a walk by another name, a kid not shy about expressing himself and the drama of gay dating apps.

tara @proletarat.23h My friends in college had a microwave that would still run with the door open 401 2.6K 101K 5M
shao @ur0tsuk1.2 21h ... JA JA a 12 | got my phone in spanish mode that K shit say jaja 13 516 10K 184K
old tom @YuckyTom . 17h ... my boy cat is kinda homophobic (won't let me kiss his little face) but i just GOT his ass with a lil smooch and said you're gay now you're gay as hell and he's so mad he's just staring out the window stewing 45 2.6K 50K 1.3M
josué @kamicollective 19h Gay ppl funny as fuck bc why is the pre game music Vanessa Hudgen's 2008 single Sneakernight? 6.7K 47 967 299K
ahoma seksha @hichewer . 21h kate bush: 0.75 miles I'm at Top of the hill right now 31 133 4K
joyci unemployci @joyci_schecter. 16h girl they' re going to make me fly the fucking plane BEST PRICE, BE... M One-way trip $28 Standard Fare 772 18K 5 6
transfeminine frankenstein, m.a. @draculavoi... . 21h ... how to explain to madonna that this is even gayer than just being gay joyci unemployci @joyci_schecter. 1d Madonna says she had some explaining to do when her daughter, Lourdes, asked about that kiss with Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.  is really obsessed with who is gay, says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine's April issue. And she even asked, 'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, `Because you kissed Britney Spears. And I said, 'No, it just
Excellent driver, computer engineer @misandr... . 17h ... P Ingredients 1 half-gallon store-bought pink lemonade 2 limes, thinly sliced 25 1.1K 22K 434K
rei menounos @boyboygenius - 1d ... me spotting an OSHA violation: 5 237 1.9K 94K
jade to @bl6ckcat 1d ... She's So Crazzzzzzzy Love Her!! BARTON STAGEN LACROSSE 1992 5 802 8.5K 180K
key @mvndia 4h Anyou free rom sin) Goldilocks: kendall @superiorsantina 2m i hate I super thick, dense ass oatmeal like YUCK 1 3 kendall @superiorsantina 2m i hate . soupy oatmeal too, there should be a playful creaminess to it 1 9 405 4K 63K
ettingermentum @ettingermentum 15h rural voters talking about why they backed obama in his first election: Struggle Tweets @Struggle_Tweet 5/1/20 Replying to | was homosexual for a full year, it stemmed from a nervous breakdown after the housing crisis in 2008. After 5 125 4.1K 134K
rev @whyrev.15h ... bethany @fiImgal . 17h 149 5.1K 61K 3.4M
Drops of Jupiter @_Sarah_Sila 1d I thought a cartel was sending a message King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth . 1d Y'all getting out of hand Khalis briuna 549 15K 102K 3.7M
ät ex @residual_energy - 1d ... if you jump the turnstile the big one throws the little one at you anna livia @not_a_heather . 1d would rather they just set my tax dollars on fire in fromt of me instead of making me watch these losers play on their phone while i wait for the train BOR OME 65 3.1K 52K 1.4M
kc @powcampsurvivor. 3h ... same here...i see a bro and i get sexual! ther Watch Learning Shopping Health M Metro I'm abrosexual - it took me 30 years to realise 3k 2k 16 789 12K 288K
lia @beeefyfridgers 1d is she in the movie or did they just invite her because she plays another gay in another gay movie sapphics like: @sapphicslike 1d ruby cruz in love lies bleeding premiere VE LIES A24 BLEEDIN EDING V 10 452 11K 398K
Meesh Hell @waziot 1d 0 Watching The Ring video on this so when the girl comes out she breaks her neck 241 11K 138K 11M
Bob @emptytesticles 1d CAPICALIS first thing i would do is crank my hog again NDTV NDTV @ndtv . 1 1d #Delhi painter gets hands back as organ donation meets surgical excellence. Read here: indtv.com/india-news/sir... 1.1K 143K the 20M 8.7K
jacob hill apologist @wehohank_ 1d THE ORIGINAL BEEF Need pack of cigarettes lol $15 goal Donate now 1 119 898 13K
hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge - 1 1d ... rise & grind 12 1.8K 11K 204K
Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts - 18h ... new Live Laugh Love just dropped Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.1 18h Cigars - Drugs - Drinks Opp, AL DRUGS DRINKS CIGARS 3 44 787 23K
little miss can't be wrong @alxndra1998.21h rachel mcadams in red eye (wes craven, 2005): la mensa @kogonadafilm - 1d CILLIAN MURPHY ON MY FLIGHT FROM DUBLIN WHAT 24 191 9.8K
Sachi @route345art-17h ... ??? IGN @IGN.2d Researchers say the Tyrannosaurus Rex may have actually been three separate dinosaurs. bit... 142 10.3K 75K 1.7M
maya @mayaisfiya 14h ... actually i may have just discovered going for a walk.... maya @mayaisfiya 15h i've found the key to mental health is having 2 hours per day designated urban time where you hang out in a mixed use area and explore/ contemplate. trust me 38 3,389 57.1K 2.1M
@imnotclip . 9h ... when u hoeless and broke but locked in WR @wrapreviews420.1 19h celibacy and fasting will damn near give you psychic powers 16 573 4,460 del 179K
matt romey @mattromney2016-21h ... if Jesus had a car do u think he would have this sticker Locally Hated METRICE 4 19 277 8,940
chaotic memes @memecha... . 1 11h ... 2007 City Flick This - SChooL Arendo (See 11 SANCE MINETTE Hp 22 718 13.3K 392K
weird medieval guys BOOK О... 2h ... gambling monk, germany, 15th century ALT 62 1,002 5,278 113K
shivers @thecroakerqueen 9h ... the log truck driver in final destination 2 45 2,547 18.2K 470K
ned @sargentned . 21h ... People on grindr are so dramatic Тор.. if it comes to that First of all relax 4 74 1,438 66.1K
YAEL @elle91.22h If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you Imao 30 2,971 23.7K 530K


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