37 Bits of Trivia That Are Nearly Spoiled so We Mashed Them Up Into a Loaf of Dessert Bread

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37 Bits of Trivia That Are Nearly Spoiled so We Mashed Them Up Into a Loaf of Dessert Bread
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We’re humble enough to admit that we could never compete with your mom’s banana bread. She’s been whipping that thing up for decades now, and we’re all just happy to enjoy those yummy slices. So we thought, why not stick to our strengths? We know random facts better than most, so we mixed the bruised, mushy ones with some random stuff we found laying around the kitchen, and boom! A lumpy concoction that tastes horrible to the mouth, but delectable to the brain!

Silence of the Lambs

The first choice for Hannibal Lecter was Sean Connery. Не refused a role in Silence of the Lambs very quickly because he found it disgusting and said he'd never play something like that. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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The Hundred Years’ War

When the Hundred Years' War started, the blind King of Bohemia wanted to fight. So he got his men to tie their own horses to his horse, and to lead him into battle. Не refused to retreat, and died in battle. CRACKED.COM

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College Treasure Hunt

WEIRD WORLD A college professor gave his students a treasure hunt using his syllabus. - The hunt was for an actual cash prize stashed away on campus, and students just had to read the syllabus. CRACKED.COM

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The British Man with Ovaries

A BRITISH MAN HAD A FULLY- FUNCTIONING FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN. The man, called Rob was thought to have bladder cancer after seeing blood in his urine. It was, in fact, his ovaries that were causing him to pee blood. Rob has a condition called Persistent Mullerian duct syndrome (PMDS). CRACKED.COM

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Kidney Transplants

Doctors don't replace your kidney, during a kidney transplant. They add a third one, and transplant in a new ureter to hook it up. CRACKED.COM

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The Voices in Your Head

A WOMAN'S BRAIN TUMOR WAS DISCOVERED BECAUSE THE VOICES IN HER HEAD TOLD HER TO GET A BRAIN SCAN. The woman, called Patient AB, hallucinated the voices during a time when she showed no other symptoms of a tumor. When the voices wouldn't stop nagging her, she convinced a doctor to have her tested. Once she'd had surgery to remove the tumor, she says the voices thanked her for listening, then said goodbye. CRACKED.COM

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Gilligan’s Island

CRACKED.COM Gilligan's Island was almost rebooted in the '90s (with more cannibalism). According to James Gunn, Charlie Kaufman managed to get a Gilligan's Island reboot greenlit, with the starving castaways killing and eating each other. The project was nixed by Gilligan's creator Sherwood Schwartz.

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