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30 Ubiquitous Technologies That Have Overstayed Their Welcome

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30 Ubiquitous Technologies That Have Overstayed Their Welcome

March 08, 2024

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VCRs were made until 2016. The last VCR manufacturer was Japan's Funai Electric, which stopped producing them in 2016. 750,000 units were sold in their last year, but finding the parts to make them was becoming increasingly difficult. LACKE CRACKED.COM — Source

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COBOL

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U.S. nuclear weapons relied on floppy disks until, uh, yesterday. SS/SD We don't mean the cute, plasticky things on your Save button-we're talking about eight-inch monstrosities from the 1970s that couldn't hold a single photo taken with your phone. The system wasn't upgraded until 2019. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Pentagon still uses Windows ХР. With some of their computers performing vital functions, paying Microsoft for extended support is often easier than an upgrade. icrosoft Windows xp CRACKED.COM — Source

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Audio jacks were invented in the 19th century. The jack you use today to plug in your headset is just a smaller version of the one created in the 1870s for telephone switchboards. The little fellas were adopted by the radio industry in the early 20th century, and became really popular with the arrival of Sony's Walkman in 1979. CRACKED.COM — Source

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You can still send an old- school telegram. Telegrams can still be useful, as the time stamp is a legal verification of when a message was sent to, say, cancel a contract. 175 CRACKED.COM — Source

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Vinyl records sell as much as CDs. While most of the music industry's revenue comes from streaming, many people like to physically own the music they listen to. Vinyl records are a favored format for this, with sales going up as CD sales keep falling. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Rural America still uses dial- up internet. About one third of rural residents browse the net like it's the 1990s, because they don't have access to broadband. In an increasingly digitized economy, this leaves these areas at a disadvantage. — Source

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Airports use dot matrix printers. In an airport you won't just hear the PA system and the hubbub of people - but also the whiiiir- whiiiiir of these ancient, clunky devices. Reasons given are cost, reliability, and compatibility with legacy computer systems. rend i I E - PRODUCE COOP NEW JAME - - DEL CHOLP eno - 11 PARA E 8: In 11 CRACKED.COM — Source

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The NYPD still used M typewriters as of 2015 A few years ago, if you reported a crime in New York City, the report wasn't typed on a computer, but on an old- school typewriter. This was to be expected in, say, the 1970s-but certainly { 2 20 E 1/2 not in the 21st century. - Q W E R T Y I A S D F G H Z X с V в N CRACKED.COM — Source

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Doctors still use pagers. In hospitals, some walls are built to stop X-rays - which also block cell phone signals. Pagers use a different radio range, which can go through these sturdy walls. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Hospitals share patient records through fax. Even when records are digitized, hospital computer systems aren't really made to communicate with one another. So pages are constantly printed out, faxed, and then scanned on arrival-a solution that frustrates everyone. PRESAL ARM BUCCH en - 2 - , MRO RYLASH STOP - 5 6 4 - COPY - INTIZADOS Per MUTE FAX 8 9 7 VOLUNE SOPHONE LOCATION And INTERCOM PRINT REPORT MENC PHONEBOOK * o # TONE START CRACKED.COM — Source

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Batteries

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You can still find shops in China where the merchants use an abacus to calculate a customer's bill. CRACKED.COM A few schools in the West still teach students how to use an abacus too. — Source

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In the 80's, students were told that COBOL was a dead language- but now, governments and banks are pleading for COBOL programmers. + WHEN 3 MOVE WIN-DATA (1:5) TO 5-100 to MOVE WIN-DATA (6:) TO 5-1000-1000 MODIFY EF-ROAD-HIERARCKE our H MODIFY LB-ROAD-HIERANCHY-IXX TITLE WHEN 4 MOVE WIN-DATA (1:5) TO 5-ROAD-TIME CRACKED.COM M E ١٤٠١ This is because compared to common programming languages today, COBOL is different- it can't do dynamic memory allocation or easily access low-level features of the operating system, for example. However, these qualities make it well suited to business programming domains. — Source

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Magnetic tapes were first invented in 1928 and became a common way to store media in the 1950's. GRACKED.COM Many people have opted for newer storage mediums such as hard disk drives or DVDs which has made magnetic tapes become forgotten about, however they still have many benefits that makes them a viable option compared to digital storage solutions. — Source

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In Japan, the fax machine is still a central pillar of communication in both corporate and government environments, despite being obsolete in the West. for CRACKED.COM An effort to banish faxes from Tokyo's bureaucratic district has been met with surprising backlash. — Source

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After the Edward Snowden US surveillance scandal, Russia avoided global electronic snooping by ordering 20 Triumph Adler typewriters. 721 COMMUN OF CRACKED.COM These machines create a unique handwriting, allowing its source to be traced, which would come in handy after reports of secret document leaks. — Source

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Windows XP

Windows XP was first launched in 2001 and it is still being used by some people today. CRACKED.COM NetMarketShare reported that 1.26% of laptops and desktop computers were running on the 19-year-old os last month. This means that there are 25.2 million PCs running on Windows ХР, which is a problem because it is a highly insecure system. — Source

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Despite Microsoft Word's ubiquity, there is still a passionate community of writers who swear by the software WordStar. IBM CRACKED.COM George R.R. Martin, for example, exclusively uses WordStar 4.0 to write A Song of Ice and Fire. What people love about the application is that it was the first word processor able to render documents on screen formatted almost exactly as they would appear when printed. — Source

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