23 Times Coaches Might Not Have Won the Game, But Were Definitely the Funniest Person on the Field

When considering the most influential comedic voices across generations, coaches rarely get the accolades they deserve. In fact, coaches should get more recognition than comedians, because they don’t have time to work on their routine before delivering a certified zinger. For example, the coach who yelled out “You guys are blue balling me worse than a team of Vegas strippers” after his team lost three games in a row, certainly should’ve gotten some kind of award. Same goes for the assistant coach who simply yelled “Piss in their Wheaties, boys!” to motivate his team. 

Redditors have shared the funniest things their former coaches have said and done on the field, and a lot of these rants are truly inspired.