33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 27, 2024

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Kathy Griffin might have found a golden ticket to free her from the blacklist. During a recent episode of Politickin' with Gavin Newsom, Marshawn Lynch and Doug Hendrickson, the comedian joked that she should be the next Golden Bachelorette. Naturally, her pitch for “ratings gold” wasn’t exactly network-TV friendly, but Entertainment Weekly reported that it caught the ear of an ABC insider who could be interested in meeting with the twice-divorced My Life on the D-List star. Maybe the third time’s the charm. 

Elsewhere, Margot Robbie is still fixated on the negative response to one of her films. The Barbie actress appeared on the Talking Pictures podcast and admitted to being confused about Babylon flopping, saying, “I know I’m biased because I’m very close to the project, and so obviously I believe in it. But I still can’t figure out why people really hated it.” She went on to hypothesize that audiences may warm up to it in 20 years, likening it to Shawshank Redemption, which also “was a failure at the time.” 

Over on the timeline, the posters are ushering in the long holiday weekend with tweets that are definitely worthy of being passed around the table. Today’s funniest include those about a silent air of respect, Thanksgiving inflation and a flag worth saluting.

Brett Neustrom @brett_neusty 17h took an edible and just tried to blow my alexa out like a candle to turn if off 2 129 3.6K 64K
molly @angelinrealtime. 3h ... (american guy unhooking your bra) let's goooooo gabica @thosegrose 3d (british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what's all this then 88 489 13K 501K
ni @reniyanicoel 15h yeah pregnancy don't need to see me again ni @reniyanicoel - 6/30/21 @wingstop I paid for extra ranch just to arrive and them tell me there is no more ranch. How do I receive a refund for this MAJOR inconvenience? Your Carson, CA location is not picking up the phone and I just want my $$$ back. 368 2.6K 58K 1.9M
becca @munsonswalkie 18h steve harrington full frontal STRANGE THINGS Stranger Things Updates @Updates_SThings 18h Netflix has changed Stranger Things from TV-14 to TV- MA STRANGER THINGS N 57 1.2K 37K 945K
хо, Kulas @kulascoded . 18h We're gonna have to kill this guy, Chappell Damn. Culture Crave @CultureCrave 20h Daniel Craig praises Chappell Roan for pushing back against toxic fans I really admire the guts to say those things 12 5K 58K 704K
Podcasting is Praxis @PraxisCast 22h *Whispering into our air fryer* President Xi we stand ready, our country yearns for high-speed rail Mail Online Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 11/5/24 Revealed: The unexpected home gadgets that are SPYING on you and sending your data back to China trib.al/MiX4kcS COSORI 888 00:12 5.5K 61K 49 1.6M
lil stallion @jo___deci.2 21h it just makes me friendly and flirtatious. Idk what yall got IVO going on. KYLESISTER @AriTheDon. 1d After 3 shots anybody can get the ass beat! That liquor be having you feeling like you can jump through a brick wall and beat up 10 bitches at once 193 6.4K 30K 1M
Anita Lunt @Mattimm 13h Move different when I'm off the Yao kyle @knicks_tape99.19h Told the family I'm bringing the wine this year for thanksgiving -33% + FREE SHIPPING Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2018 YAO MING CABERNET SAUVIGNON HAPP VALLEY 94 POINTS WINE ENTHUSIAST BLACK FRIDAY OFFER Get 33% OFF any 3 bottles of wine, or any 1 bottle of Magnum to 2.3M 91 4.4K 51K
bing @BingBongLLC.22h $400+ for a Thanksgiving turkey?? Inflation is outta control!!! Subtotal $40999 Proceed to checkout (2 items) Deselect all items Omaha Steaks Whole Basted Turkey (10-Pound) by Omaha Steaks 50+ bought in past month $9999 ($99.99 / Count) $19.99 delivery Dec 10 - 13 In Stock Shipped from: Omaha Steaks Size: 10 Pound 1 + Delete Save for later Share 60 LB Sex Doll Realistic Anime Sex Dolls for Men Female Torso Full Si... 22 136 4.3K 332K
RAISE APPLEBEE'S HELL NMOO NONS PRAISE DALE Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse : 22h ... starting my 42 hour turkey brine 351 123 9.6K 375K
aaron @P4PIBONES. 7h vape with the artist and meet her dad experience ticket hotdogsz @hotdogsz. 8h Just got my Lana tickets... her pricing is insane You're in! Here's what you ordered. VISA Visa - 4923 Tickets Artist Presale - Front Standing Ticket VIP Package. Vape With The Artist & £1676.00 Meet Her Dad Experience ticket: 419.00 x 4 Fees Service Fee: £16.50 x 4 £66.00 Facility Charge: £2.75 x 4 £11.00 Handling Fee £2.75 Lana Del Rey Total £1755.75 General Admission Thu, 3 Jul 2025, 17:00 Going with Friends? London-Wembley Stadium Transfer your tickets ahead of time 294 5.8K 130K 4M
Geppetto San Martín @SmalltimeJones. 14h ... stand for the baja kneel for the blast 5 FT THE THIN DEW LINE BACK THE BELL 3 FT GROMMETS THE DEW LINE THE DEW THRU THIN DEW LINE FLAG c10 00 11 398 4.9K 152K
sammie @cobwebkitten - 21h wish i could turn into this whenever a man tells me to smile HOLLYWOOD HORROR MUSEUM Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum..d 00 1 36K 286K 4.7M
Luca @lucawya 16h ... 6' Thursday is fine Tomorrow, Nov 27 $53,346.29 Delivery Thursday, Nov 28 Free Delivery 66 565 15K 187K
Why you should have a cat 17h ... Finally got his own room! 289 5,868 87.7K 1.5M
kat @m6xey 15h jared mccain has resonated with the country of philadelphia m gonna eat this whole umpkin pie in support a + Jared McCains aspiring career 42.9K 381 X 381 comments Jaredmccain24 Following That's awesome man thank you 12h Reply 12.6K 17 771 40K 892K
iyosias @iloveiyosias 16h you making it so much weirder PETA @peta 1d When you say it out loud, it's clear this 'norm' isn't normal... #Thanksgiving Let's open up ?! those legs... Gross! EW! And stuff it... all the way! IF STUFFING A TURKEY FEELS WRONG, THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS PeTA 189 5,595 128K 2.4M
walker's anatomy @RobWa... 18h ... what was your experience during slavery? From a King to a God 23h I'm this old With 7 Real Fruit Juices AND OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS HAWAIIA PUNCH FRUIT PUNCH CONTAINS IN FRUIT JUNCE FRUIT JUICY RED 100% VITAMIN NET46 - FL OZ. (1 QT 14 OZ 11,381 12 403 2,445 97.2K
Randy Johnson-Fister @naturd... 1d ... Me and this guy are both enjoying some J. Mike's and watching MNF in the airport. No words will be exchanged, but the respect is in the air. You can feel it. 19 173 13.7K 390K
Lucas @mazzysstars 1d ... laura palmer on her way to attend her classes, do the meals on wheels, buy cocaine and work at the one eyed jack all in one day 20 914 9,240 194K
rj @gr00vyrj· 1d ... Today 6:50 P You have an amazing smile Thank u | wanna start a family wit u Read 6:55 PM Text Message Today 8:09 PM Is this thing on lol Text Message 4 690 11K 231K
Xander @gravemistakexxx- 1d ... Getting your order wrong at the place where they make the food in front of you a @aallleeexxxxxx1.1d chipotle messed up my order and i accidentally just broke 7 years of veg. goodbye chipotle, we are done Chipotte 257 4,707 191K 4.4M
lee chang-dong soundsystem 12h ... fuck Man enjoying gig still wants it to be over 16th November 2024 A MAN who is thoroughly enjoying the gig he is currently attending still, deep down inside, cannot wait for it to be over. 154 2,853 45.8K 1.1M
tractor @nudeobama 1d ... If youre the girl who just hit on me in the coffee shop Im NOT gay I just have to look gay for my job. Thank you though 3 19 2,203 del 36.9K
faboolah @azninthesun 13h E every new revelation is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 14h Popular YouTube show 'Hot Ones' turned down Kamala Harris' pre- election interview request trib.al/ AmLAHDJ HA DING тул PEVO OZ 214 3,305 95.6K 3.9M
FKA Twigs' Fa I I e n alien 20h ... all he did was shave his chest and fart Dexerto @Dexerto . 1d Adin Ross revealed his 1-year gym progress GU 614 7,777 220K del 6.9M
ash @ashmatxx. dd ... Watched the terminator for the first time last night and didn't know the terminator was the bad guy UHI DIDN'T KNOW THAT THAT WAS HAPPENING. 242 1,880 77.1K 1.5M
Hustlanani @hustlanani-1 1d ... Ngl I like to put all my eggs in one basket and if it don't work imma just take them out 130 10.9K 48.5K 1.6M
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein 17h ... Instagram ads: Here's the specific water bottle your were talking about yesterday and a sweater pre-selected in your favorite color X ads: Here's 9000 Cheech & Chong gummies and a promoted post from user TrumpsAmericaa420 that just says the Jews 68 2,851 52K 789K
noodles @brandon_liuuuu 1d ... i posted my gf on ig and her reply guy DMed me nendomanix 19 followers 0 posts You don't follow each other on Instagram You both follow caitlinrise View profile 1:05AM Replied to your story 3 happy5 tell me how you did it 126 1,474 43.4K 893K
Zach Raffio @zachraffio - 1h It's sart of a yullow sobmarine DiscussingFilm @Discus... 2h 4F Barry Keoghan will play Ringo Starr in Sam Mendes' 'BEATLES' biopics. Ringo Starr has confirmed the casting news. (Source: etonline.com/media/ videos/r...) 3 246 4,249 81.9K
Jones Heads @JonesHeads. 22h ... 10 bars near me open now wi All Shopping Images Maps Videos - Showing results for bars near me open now with pool tables touchtunes and slutty women Search instead for bars near me open now with pool tavles touchtunes and slutty womenm 47 1,391 27.3K 1.3M
Berserk (Proud ZZ Defender) 18h Evergreen Kris! 2024 Follow @KrisWolfheart funko pops are indistinct deliberately to put the focus on the funko brand rather than the actual IP, if someone owns a shitload of anime figures I assume they like a lot of anime, if someone owns a lot of funko pops I assume their wife fucks someone else iBMM335 @iBMM335 Apr 17, 2022 What's the difference FREEDOM UNEWAR Logans TFs @LogansTfs.1 19h Yall hate funko pops too right? 222 6,951 89.5K 2.2M

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