27 Funny Things People Did That They’ll Only Admit Anonymously
‘Farted on Ted Danson’s chair’
To be clear, all of us have done something that we’d only admit to anonymously. But it’s probably not to the degree of “kissing a dead rat in a field” because you “wanted to say goodbye.” That gesture is simultaneously repugnant and confusingly wholesome, and it makes sense that the person undertaking it would want to remain as unknown as possible.
To that end, the anonymous performance artists of Reddit have recalled the secret acts they’ve committed that they wish to remain anonymous, and we really want to get to know the naked fighter.