33 Bits of Trivia to Brutally Noogie Into Your Own Skull
These facts will have you screaming ‘Uncle!’
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At first, you might try to avoid this bullyish list in the hallway. But once you come face-to-face with it, you’ll see that it only wants to stuff its facts into your brain locker! That’s not so bad, is it? Sure, it might be a little brutish in its approach, but you might learn more here than that class you’re trying to get to. You’re welcome, freshman. Now squeal like a piggy!
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![Big Bird is a different color in different countries. Pino They're called his cousins on the show, and they include Abelardo (green, from Mexico), Pino (blue, from the Netherlands) and Minik Ku (orange, from Turkey). NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/9/1026229.jpg)
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![Apparently, teeth come from our fish ancestors. Ancient fish had dermal denticles -- small, spiky scales that some fish, like sharks or mantas, still have. Scientists think that, as those fish evolved into land animals, the denticles moved from the skin and into the mouth, where they became teeth. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/2/1026222.jpg)
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![In 2011, a Japanese hospital admin gave his life to help his co-workers survive a tsunami. OR has ЖОВ puss MIYAKO When the tsunami hit, Shigeru Yokosawa ran back into the building and got a satellite phone, then threw it to a co-worker with seconds to spare. That gave the survivors a way to reach the outside world. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/3/1026223.jpg)
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![Ulysses S. Grant was famously modest. During the Civil War, he would shower inside his tent. НЕ MANAGED TO HAVE CHILDREN WITHOUT TAKING OFF HIS CLOTHES. Late into his 60s, Grant bragged that no one had seen him naked since he was a child, not even the nurses and aides who were assigned to help him in the war. Yet Grant had a wife. And four children. CRACKED COM Daniel O'Brien 2014 How to Fight Presidents Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/5/1026215.jpg)
![FAST FOOD SALADS ARE WORSE FOR YOU THAN BURGERS. 680 calories 36 grams of fat 780 calories 51 grams of fat For example, a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Caesar Salad has more calories and more fat than a Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger. GRACKED.COM https://www. wendys com/en-us/salads/spicy-chicken-caesar-salad https://www.wendys com/en-us/hamburgers/pretzel-bacon-cheeseburger](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/3/1026213.jpg)
![THE BULLET ANT GOT ITS NAME FROM THE FACT THAT ITS STING HURTS LIKE A GUNSHOT. ON THE SCHMIDT STING INDEX, BULLET ANTS RATE AS THE NUMBER ONE MOST PAINFUL IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE KINGDOM ARTHROPODA. THEY ALSO SHRIEK. CRACKED.COM Hogue, 1993 Latin American Insects and Entomology.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/2/1026212.jpg)
![Sergei S. Bryukhonenko reanimated a dog head. Не was a Soviet scientist during the Stalin era, and was working on the first heart-lung machine. So he beheaded a dog and kept the head alive by hooking it up to his machine. The head responded to stimuli and even accepted a treat. CRACKED.COM http://www. damninteresting com/serge%E2%80%99s-litter/](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/4/1026214.jpg)
![The word Fornication refers to having sex in a bread oven. In Roman times, Fornax was the goddess of baking and ovens. The name comes from the word for the arched furnaces used to bake bread. Apparently prostitutes used to hang out at the entrance to the ovens, signaling to prospective Johns by waving dick-shaped bread. When a prostitute found a client, first they'd eat the bread together, then they'd jump into the oven and fornicate. CRACKED.COM Bunny Crumpacker, 2006. The Sex Life of Food When Body and Soul Meet to Eat](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/1/1026211.jpg)
![John Q. Adams thought the Earth was hollow. Не greenlighted an expedition to prove it, at taxpayer expense. CRACKED.COM Adams, 2010. Memoirs of John Quincy Adams.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/0/1026210.jpg)
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![+ax =x Henri Poincaré was the foremost expert on relativity in the late 19th century and was a most likely the first person to formally present the 2 theory of 12001/11+ 120 relativity. Го,ад Despite having read his work, Albert Einstein does not cite Poincaré at all. CRACKED.COM adx Vely 1200](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/8/1026208.jpg)
![WWI Allied Commanders forbade troops from using parachutes. The commanders feared that parachutes would turn pilots into cowards, arguing that they'd be more likely to abandon a damaged plane rather than heroically save it. CRACKED.COM http://www.usaww1 com/World_War_1_Fighter_Pilots php4](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/7/1026207.jpg)
![If we don't need an appendix, why is it there? Because early man ate more roughage. The widely-held explanation is that the appendix is an extension of the cecum, an organ common in herbivores. The cecum is used to break down cellulose, the roughage in plants. CRACKED.COM http://sci. waikato ac nz/farm/content/animalstructure.html](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/6/1026206.jpg)
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![Hans Lippershey is the inventor of the telescope. Lippershey, a Dutchman, applied for a patent in 1608. The Dutch government refused his patent, and instead issued a report sharing his work. Galileo read the report and recreated Lippershey's telescope, but with stronger magnification. A year later he received the patent, and credit for inventing the telescope. CRACKED.COM http://www.history-of-the-microscope.org/hans-lippershey-invented-the-telescope.php](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/5/1026205.jpg)
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![Of over 8,000 satellites orbiting the Earth, only one has ever been destroyed by a meteorite. CRACKED.COM Satellites are programmed to avoid meteorites so they don't get destroyed. The European Space Agency's communications satellite, Olympus, is the only one to have been hit, in 1993.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/0/1026200.jpg)
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