34 Inspired Revenge Schemes That Way Outdo All Three Installments of ‘The Equalizer’

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34 Inspired Revenge Schemes That Way Outdo All Three Installments of ‘The Equalizer’

The next time someone wrongs you, are you just going to sit back and take it? Or are you going to pull an Apatow, and make all of your friends uber-famous movie stars?

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In '94, Fox asked The Simpsons to dump Itchy and Scratchy. SO THEY DEVOTED AN ENTIRE EPISODE TO THE PAIR. The writers of one of the most popular shows in television history didn't really appreciate the implication that they didn't know what they were doing, so they responded with the season six episode Itchy & Scratchy Land. It's a Westworldesque episode that ranks as one of the best and most popular in the series. GRACKED.COM http://www.avclub com/tvclub/the-simpsons-classic-itchy-scratchy-land-97777

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Judd Apatow was pissed when Freaks And Geeks was canceled. SO НЕ MADE ITS CAST INTO SUPERSTARS. Freaks And Geeks had a cult following on NBC, but, in part because of its Saturday night time slot, it died in the ratings. As soon as Apatow hit it big with The 40-Year-Old Virgin, he started working on turning the talent of his old show- James Franco, Seth Rogen, and Jason Segel - into movie stars, just to spite NBC. GRACKED.COM http://variety com/2014/scene/news/judd-apatow-freaks-and-geeks-1201129436/

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Property mogul Harry Macklowe had to split his $2 billion fortune with his wife after their divorce. Не got back at her by putting giant pictures of himself and his new wife on an apartment building his ex was buying. CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED COM Painter James Whistler had a dispute with his patron Frederick Leyland, who rejected Whistler's design of his dining room and refused to pay him. The painter would later go bankrupt. Whistler took the one SH time to paint Leyland as a hideous peacock monster and left the painting in his house for his nemesis to discover.

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British portrait painter Daphne Todd took slow-burn revenge on a subject. She made a four-hour roundtrip during the Christmas holidays to do one guy's portrait, but he didn't want to get out of bed. So, when she finally started painting, she painted devil horns under his hair. They'll become visible as the top layer of paint fades over decades. CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM Tim Martin was told by his teacher that he'd never be successful in business, so he created a huge pub chain in the teacher's name. Wetherspoon now has over 800 outlets all around the UK and Ireland.

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After a woman's neighbors reported her to the city for illegally renting out her house on Airbnb, she painted her house bright pink with emojis to spite them. Now they're trying to figure out whether the emoji house violates any rules. CRACKED.COM

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Over 16 months, 40-year-old Japanese man Shigeta Miura sent 70 packages containing around 500 junk items, including old ladies' underwear, dirt, and other junk, to four of his former bullies from school. - - .. - BEAN .... DE UN - .... places KINGDOM there DO - BE الاعل م POST JAPAN POST His method was rather genius. Не mailed to random addresses without stamps, writing the bullies' addresses as the senders, so that the packages would be returned to them. GRAGKED.COM

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On the outs with husband Eddie Cibrian but not yet divorced, reality star Brandi Glanville decided to have her private parts surgically rejuvenated using his credit card but without telling him. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. GRACKED.COM

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