33 Celebrities Who Have a Different Relationship With Their Bodies Than You or I
It’s a safe bet that you don’t have the same insurance policy as Dolly Parton

I don’t know about you, but I’m not out here fighting ferrets or tying my hair up in a weapons-grade ponytail. If I was, then sure, I’d probably go ahead and take out multi-million dollar insurance policies on all my favorite body parts, too.
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