33 Celebrities Who Have a Different Relationship With Their Bodies Than You or I

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33 Celebrities Who Have a Different Relationship With Their Bodies Than You or I

I don’t know about you, but I’m not out here fighting ferrets or tying my hair up in a weapons-grade ponytail. If I was, then sure, I’d probably go ahead and take out multi-million dollar insurance policies on all my favorite body parts, too. 

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Channing Tatum burned the skin off the tip of his c*ck with boiling water. While shooting a scene for The Eagle in Scotland, he was forced into freezing water. The actors kept warm by pouring a mix of boiling and cold water over themselves. On this occasion, the crew forgot to add the cold water to the boiling, and poured it directly down Tatum's pants, which, as he puts it, burned the skin off the head of my dick. CRACKED.COM

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Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan broke his back while trying to jump over a camel. GRACKED.COM

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Major League Baseball player Ryan Klesko hurt his back lifting a lunch tray. A His upper back seized up in a restaurant when he tried to pick up his lunch tray and turn around. Не had to miss at least two 1999 games. CRACKED.COM

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Tom Jones' chest hair $7 MILLION CRACKED.COM The Las Vegas staple (and king of the deep V) thought his empire would come crashing down, should anything happen to his luxuriant pelt of chest hair.

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David Lee Roth's sperm $1 MILLION CRACKED.COM Roth took out a policy that would cough up a cool mil to any groupie he accidentally impregnanted.

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Mariah Carey's legs $1 BILLION CRACKED.COM Mariah had to take her stems on tour in 2006. But she had just signed an endorsement deal with Gillette, so she needed a billion bucks' worth of peace of mind.

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David Beckham's whole body £100 MILLION CRACKED.COM That's close to $200 million. In 2006, it was likely the most expensive insurance policy in the history of devastatingly handsome athletes.

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Ben Turpin's crossed eyes $100,000 CRACKED.COM The silent-film-era slapstick pioneer wanted a failsafe in case he was ever unable to cross his left eye, or if his wonky right eye ever fixed itself.

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