30 Bozo Bosses and Sleazebag CEOs Who Made Work a Waking Nightmare

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30 Bozo Bosses and Sleazebag CEOs Who Made Work a Waking Nightmare

Welcome to the workforce! Your humanity is now considered a “resource,” your access to health care is gatekept by a literal sociopath, and your electronic devices are jam-packed with military-grade spy software. See you at the holiday party!

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CRACKED.COM I had to give my belt, shirt, and tie to my boss once, because I was better-dressed than him.

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I once got chewed out by my boss for using too many exclamation points in my email. For the record, his idea of too many was one. GRACKED.COM

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BBC My interview consisted of my would- be boss rapid-firing management clichés at me for 25 minutes (I don't believe in 110% has always stuck with me), without ever asking me a question or giving me reason to speak. Не closed the interview by saying he liked me, but had already filled the spot that morning. CRACKED.COM

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In Asia I was interviewing for a job at a university to teach English to nursing students. In the middle of the interview I was abruptly asked if I was good with kids. When I said yes, a five-year-old boy was brought in to interact with me for twenty minutes. - 8 10 7 حمد 11 12 1 5 4 2 3 I promotion Afterwards, I found out the job came with the added condition being a private tutor to the interviewer's preschool children during my free time. GRACKED.COM

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I got fired 3 days after starting a job at a video/music store for CRACKED.COM giving a $1.00 refund on a blank cassette tape a customer brought back, with receipt. LLEARE - YOU'RE FIRED MIX MEDY A SIDE 90 CASSETTE The manager said new employees were not allowed to do refunds and he was sorry if they forgot to tell me.

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I got in trouble with HR at my old workplace for cluttering my desk with pictures. I only had two, and they weren't that big. They told me that a clean desk would make me more productive. GRACKED.COM

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I was once doing some work on a job site where the owner's dog was running loose. The dog peed on the carpet. I got blamed for the smell. GRACKED.COM

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