27 Fast-Food Items Whose Main Ingredient Was Stupidity

It’s hard to mess up salt, sugar and fat, but these chains found a way
27 Fast-Food Items Whose Main Ingredient Was Stupidity
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Fast-food chains just can’t stop tinkering. They don’t think, “Wow, we must’ve created something special here because the whole world seems to enjoy it.” No, no. They have to justify their paycheck. If they were done tinkering, they wouldn’t be needed anymore. So they get in their fancy suits and head on down to their big ol’ boardrooms to come up with some new way to mess with a good thing. A “Whopperito?!” Grow up!

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Burger King’s Shake ‘Em Up Fries

Shake 'em Up Fries were DIY cheese fries. CRACKED.COM Burger King gave customers the experience of being a real fry chef! Customers would dump a packet of flavoring into a bag of fries, and shake the whole thing up until every fry was sticky as hell.

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McDonald’s Mashed Potato Beef Burger

Mashed Potato Beef Burger MCDONALD'S 100% Manly Man CRACKED.COM For a while, McDonald's China was on a big masculinity kick. Lots of their commercials highlighted the manliness of meat eaters - none moreso than this burger that dared to include a layer of potato salad.

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Pizza Hut’s Cheeseburger-Stuffed Crust

Cheeseburger- Stuffed Crust PIZZA HUT CRACKED.COM This was simply a pizza surrounded by sliders. It's the most American food innovation since American cheese, and yet it's only ever been available in the Middle East and the UK.

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