23 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 27, 2023

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23 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 27, 2023

One poor chap isn’t too pleased with Tim Cook and the graphic designers behind Apple’s expansive emoji catalog. Teddy Cottle, a glasses-wearing 10-year-old from Oxfordshire, started a “No Nerd Emoji” petition in response to Apple’s toothy grinning, glasses-wearing emoji, which he finds “offensive.” Cottle also wrote that he thinks “people who wear glasses are cool” and expressed worry that first-time glasses-wearers would think they’ll look like “rabbits or rats.” Not only is he upset with the design of the emoji, but the nomenclature as well, and suggests calling it the “Genius” emoji as opposed to its current name. 

Taking on the tech giant at such a young age is admirable and could perhaps cement a legacy for the little genius if he’s successful. But at the moment, his legacy is the fact that he’s a spitting image of the emoji — like frighteningly so.

The young emoji hater isn’t the only one feeling the heat lately either. This week’s burns — whether about the world’s most noxious gas, or the harrowing thought of seeing a Step Brothers actor in the battlefield — are hotter than where Henry Kissinger resides right now. 

Маделейн. @normalmadeline. 1d This is the type of video your 37 year old coworker would force you to watch during lunch Rone Jean @jean_lightz33.6d Bitch you can't cancel me, I'm not your gym @mattrife membership Laughed so hard, I ugly cried 29 Rife 72 1.8K 40K 1.6M

SARIYA @sariyahive 1d ur farts could travel thru brick jeans Duphle @duphleofficial.3d I cook my own meals, I barely eat out. twitter.com/ mrmekzy_/statu... 27 1.7K 20K 1.2M

i i dont I have a name @de4dname.21h first the gay latino boyfriend and now the ugly white boyfriend... she can't stop copying trans women POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2 22h Rosalía & Jeremy Allen White are officially dating, @USWeekly reports. GUILD AWARD 16 437 6K 587K

Sofia Coppium @indianloonie 21h Rob Riggle being a retired marine is fucked up imagine getting shot in the chest and seeing this guy holding the rifle EROAST 132 2.4K 50K 1.8M

Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin1 1d ... Linda Yaccarino X @lindayaX. 1d Today @elonmusk gave a wide ranging and candid interview at @dealbook 2023. Не also offered an apology, an explanation and an explicit point of view about our position. X is enabling an info... Show more 70 876 9.1K 691K

juliusgoat.bsky.social @JuliusGoat 1d ... Was trying to place it and it finally hit me: Mac's Mom from Sunny. pol 233 3.5K 43K del 2M

NM @KingSeanSwae. dd Goodnight @1sm4444.3d girls will cry over guys who look like this 16K 1.7K 142K 7.7M

Liam @LiamUTLR 2d Howling at how much he's the spitting image of that emb Extra COMMICIAL SONNING DOG NEWS BBC News (UK) @BBCNews 2d UK Boy, 10, starts petition to get Apple to change 'nerd' glasses emoji bbc.in/47xS2F2 101 4.2K 62K 3.7M

Max @maxtmcc. 3 3d Snow was at least correctly perceiving a legitimate threat to his regime, Voldemort got into a fight with an actual baby and lost Mel @TheBaddestMitch - 4d Who was more beefed out with a teenager? 99 8.9K 149K 4.2M

Tom Zohar @TomZohar 2d Incredibly bold marketing move for them to keep all those moments out of the trailers V Variety @Variety.2d The first reactions for #Wonka have arrived. Timothée Chalamet is earning raves and being called infinitely charming, intoxicating, pitch-perfect and a blast to watch in the lead role of Willy Wonka: Chalamet is reason alone to see 'Wonka.' variety.com/2023/film/news... 49 1.2K 43K 2.9M

@apollodotorg 1d jewel tell that white person their poetry sucks TODAY! 19 564 3.2K 93K

The Jay Agenda @JayJurden . 1d Finally is the meanest AND funniest thing you can say about someone passing 4 626 6K 102K

Putruck #1 fan of the big wheel scene from PO.... 1d ... Henry Kissinger has joined the cast of 'HELL'. Roman Polanski is reportedly being eyed to join as well. (Source: Deadline) 19 672 11K del 254K

stuart @LockedStu 1d ... *Henry Kissinger arriving in heaven Jeffrey Epstein - Hey what took you so long? Michael Jackson - Now we have enough for a band Joe Biden - sometimes I'm here for a moment then I get taken back, I've no control over it 27 1.2K 23K 859K

1d @samah_fadil سماح this review of professor hillary clinton POLISCI101 Nov 3rd, 2023 DIFFICULTY QUALITY 1.0 1.0 Attendance: Mandatory Grade: A+ Textbook: N/A Imagine paying for school and your teacher is Hillary Clinton. That is my life. ALT 1d @samah_fadil سماح does she have a ratemyprofessor twitter.com/ itslaylas/stat... 18 1.8K 22K 850K

ao carl marks @whoreby_parker - 2 22h ... i hate grad students what do you mean i have homework you're 25 193 7,884 92.3K del 3.7M

Brendan @obmc33 . 3d Artic monkeys track lists: DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .4d The episode titles for 'PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS' Season 1. Disney PERCH JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS SEASON ONE CONTENTS 1. I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-algebra Teacher.. 2. I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom........... 3. We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium......3 4. I Plunge to My Death............ 4 5. A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers...... 6. We Take a Zebra to 7. We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of.......... 8. The Prophecy Comes True......... 39 978 18K 2.2M

Jake Cole @ThatJakePC. 4d This is a classic Emerald Fennell joke in that it's not funny and you can't even figure out what she was going for in the first place. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .4d Emerald Fennell says she would love to make a 'JURASSIC PARK' film and pitches her own take- Well, first and foremost, it's very erotic. So, there's a marriage between a man and a velociraptor and it's basically a domestic drama. (via: indiewire.com/news/general-n...) 4K 11 137 288K

permanent ceasefire now @arizonadirtbag.2d Edward Cullen's spotify wrapped a very normal woman @midwestbimbo.2d This is so......but it's correct. Your top artists 1 Claude Debussy 2 Frédéric Chopin 3 Erik Satie 4 Lana Del Rey ى Maurico Dovel 26 5K 60K 1.8M

@IamWillowLovee. 2d BabyLove Law Roach dressed as Tyler Perry dressed as Madea dressed as RyanGosling dressed as Ken 9.11 M HIDWAY IV JOY @Anita few others think 15 III JOY Lily Montea not sure @AMANDA I think so 23 JOY II KelleyAMailett 1.7K 127 14K 517K

Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji 22h Amazing he lived so long when he could've just rolled away down a steep hill at any moment The Public Archive @public_archive 1d 16 10 19K 463

James Greig @jamesdgreig 1d They're running out of things to like about Taylor Swift bri (taylors verison) I ISO TORONTO TICKETS 1d Idk if this makes sense, but I love how her home looks lived in. Like sometimes you see celebrities houses and it's like I can tell you spend no time here..? 1.7K 53K 195 3.4M

khanate @polishXcellence. 1d If lan was in Manchester, these women would pick him up by the scruff of his neck, believing him to be some kind of unfortunate pug, throw a collar on him and take him home. lan Miles Cheong @stillgray. 1d Manchester nightlife. Why do so many young women do this to themselves? C Manchester nightlife TikTok @ dinamimi59 1:06 1K 89 23K 962K
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