36 Celebrities Who Behaved Like Walking Turds
Extravagant parties, ridiculous demands, hate-fueled rants and criminal acts! What more do you want from us?!
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Celebrities complain that they’re “under a microscope,” but we definitely won’t need a microscope to uncover these egregious acts. If TMZ is hiding out in the bushes, waiting to sneak a pic of a private moment, then yes, that’s pretty sleazy. When you shoot heroin and write your name in blood on the Playboy Mansion walls, you have to expect that to be a teensy bit newsworthy.
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![Anti-Semitism keeps Ye off the billionaire list. GRAGKED.COM Because of his numerous anti-Semetic comments, Adidas dropped his Yeezy shoeline. Forbes estimates the deal was to be worth $1.5 billion.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/9/974569.jpg)
![J.K. Rowling wasn't invited to Harry Potter's 20th Anniversary. CRACKED.COM Because of her transphobic tweets in 2020, HBO didn't include Harry's creator in HBO Max's Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts. The main Harry Potter trio have all publicly spoken out against Rowling's views.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/8/974568.jpg)
![YouTube ended their partnership with Steven Crowder. CRACKED.COM After having his YouTube account suspended several times, a damning video surfaced of him verbally assaulting his pregnant wife. Claims that he exposed himself at work didn't help, and YouTube has removed him as a partner.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/7/974567.jpg)
![Ellen's long, drawn out cancellation. CRACKED.COM After 19 years and over 3000 episodes, allegations of racism, sexual harassment and bullying brought the show to an end. Employees and former guests began speaking out in July 2020, but her show finally came to an end in May 2022.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/4/974564.jpg)
![Turns out Marilyn Manson may be everything your parents warned you about. AVE C GRAGKED.COM Не was dropped from his record label Loma Vista Recordings after multiple women, including Evan Rachel Wood, accused him of sexual assault and false imprisonment. Не kept women locked up in a bad girls' room for long stretches without food or water.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/6/974566.jpg)
![Every studio cut ties with Armie Hammer. OSTAGE T WHITE MEN CRACKED.COM After a former girlfriend accused him of rape and abuse, and leaked texts revealed his apparent fetishes for rape, sadism and cannibalism, he was dropped from Billion Dollar Spy, and every other film he was attached to.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/5/974565.jpg)
![Cyberbullying got Chrissy Teigen dropped from Target. CRACKED.COM In 2011, she tweeted My Friday fantasy: you. dirt nap. mmm baby, to then-16 year old Courtney Stodden. That, and offensive direct messages to Stodden, lost Teigen lucrative deals with Target, Bloomingdale's and Macy's.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/3/974563.jpg)
![Peloton pulled its Chris Noth ads after sexual assault allegations. ЕЕ STS NKEY 47 RZWALD DRY GIN CRACKED.COM Because his character Mr. Big dies after riding a Peloton, Peloton cheekily used Chris Noth in their ad. Shortly after, 3 women accused him of sexual assault, and Peloton quickly pulled the ad. Не was also dropped from The Equalizer film.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/2/974562.jpg)
![CRACKED MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ'S MULTIPLE DUIS. In 2007, she was sentenced to 6 months in jail for failing to complete her community service obligations, stemming from a string of 3 drunk driving offenses in 2004.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/1/974561.jpg)
![CRACKED VANILLA ICE THREATENED A HOMELESS MAN. In 1991, he was arrested and charged with battery after threatening a homeless man with a gun.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/6/0/974560.jpg)
![CRACKED MARK WAHLBERG WAS CHARGED WITH RACIALLY MOTIVATED ATTEMPTED MURDER. At 16, he knocked out a middle-aged Vietnamese man in the street. Later that day, he attacked another Asian man with a metal hook, leaving him blind in one eye. Не was charged with attempted murder, was sentenced to 2 years in prison, and only served 45 days.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/9/974559.jpg)
![CRACKED A DRUNK REESE WITHERSPOON PULLED THE I'M FAMOUS CARD. Her arrest was caught on film in 2013, and she drunkenly yelled to officers, Do you know my name? You better not arrest me. They did arrest her... for disorderly conduct. H](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/8/974558.jpg)
![CRACKED BILL GATES WAS ARRESTED TWICE. The Microsoft co-founder was arrested once in 1975 for driving without a license and speeding. Не was then arrested in 1977 for again driving without a license, and failing to stop at a stop sign.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/7/974557.jpg)
![CRACKED VINCE NEIL OF MÖTLEY CRÜE WAS CHARGED WITH VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER. Vince Neil and Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle drove out to grab more beer for Neil's party while both were heavily intoxicated. Neil struck a car, severely injuring 2 people, and killing Razzle. Не spent less than 20 days in prison. Politica](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/2/974552.jpg)
![CRACKED SEAN PENN ASSAULTED A PHOTOGRAPHER. In 2010, Sean Penn was sentenced to three years of probation and 300 hours of community service for battery against photographer Jordan Dawes. Dawes needed knee surgery after the attack.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/6/974556.jpg)
![CRACKED FELICITY HUFFMAN'S SAT FRAUD SCANDAL. She pleaded guilty to mail fraud, and admitted to paying $15,000 to a service that guaranteed to boost her daughter's SAT scores. She spent 14 days in prison, got 250 hours of community service, and paid a $30,000 fine.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/1/974551.jpg)
![In 2013, Alec Baldwin chased down a TMZ paparazzo and called him homophobic slurs. HARRI HARR de INSTON AMERICA So MSNBC first suspended his talk show Up Late with Alec Baldwin for two weeks, then cancelled it. Funding for his radio show dried up, AT&T cancelled a paid speech of his, and his bank didn't renew their contract with his charity foundation. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/3/974553.jpg)
![Celebrity Big Brother dropped Tila Tequila for being a Nazi. Cult In 2013, she wrote a blog post titled Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled, calling Hitler a man of compassion. Almost two years later, when she was on the show, the production company found out about it and booted her. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/8/974548.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Megan Fox was fired from Transformers: Dark of the Moon for a Hitler remark. In an interview in 2009, Fox said of director Michael Bay, Не wants to be like Hitler on his sets,and he is. Transformers series. producer Steven Spielberg told Bay to fire her right now.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/4/974554.jpg)
![In 2017, Gigi Hadid was pulled from a Victoria's Secret fashion show in China due to a video of her making slant-eyes while holding a Buddha cookie. T GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/9/974549.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM In 2017, punk band NOFX made an ill-advised joke about the mass shooting in Las Vegas. НА At least they were country fans and not punk rock fans, they said. They were immediately dropped as headliners from the Punk In Drublic Craft Beer and Music Festival, named after one of their own albums.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/0/974550.jpg)
![MARIO BALOTELLI OCTOBER 2011 CRACKED.COM The Italian footballer decided to light off a bunch of fireworks in his own bathroom. This resulted in no lights going off in the sky but did cause £400,000 of damage.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/7/974547.jpg)
![DAVE NAVARRO 1998 CRACKED.COM After shooting UP some heroin at a Playboy Mansion orgy, the Jane's Addiction musician tried to use the syringe to write his name on the wall in blood. This earned him a lifetime ban from the house.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/5/5/974555.jpg)
![Paris Hilton's 21st birthday party lasted five days ...on three different continents! When Paris celebrated her birthday in 2002, things got out of hand very fast. In five days, she had six parties in different cities (Los Angeles, London, Tokyo, New York, Las Vegas and Paris) and to make sure that no one would miss any of them, her father paid everyone's expenses -which cost $75,000 per guest! GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/5/974545.jpg)
![When Miley Cyrus threw her 22nd birthday party in 2014, it featured a mechanical penis ride and a huge pizza cake. Classic Miley. She previously had a cake made to look like herself, and decorated with frosting marijuana leaves in 2013. 2014 2013 DAY SOTOLY Miley BEACHER'S MADHOUSE CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/1/974541.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Mariah Carey threw a costume party where guests dressed as... Mariah Carey... OK...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/6/974546.jpg)
![JEAN-BEDEL BOKASSA DECEMBER 1977 CRACKED.COM When the Central African dictator declared himself emperor, he threw himself a coronation featuring imported horses and a two-ton golden throne. This cost a third of the annual national budget.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/3/974543.jpg)
![ALLMAN BROS JULY 1974 N7201U CRACKED.COM At the height of their popularity, the Allman Brothers Band walked into their newly chartered Boeing 720 to find, on the bar, Welcome Allman Bros written in cocaine.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/4/974544.jpg)
![Pop singer Adele celebrated her 30th birthday party by throwing a Titanic- themed bash. The singer, who is obsessed with the movie, threw an opulent bash with costumes and life jackets as party favors. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/2/974542.jpg)
![BILLY IDOL OCTOBER 1989 CRACKED.COM A drunk Billy Idol had to pay $11,200 after smashing the TV in a Bangkok hotel. Не eventually had to be escorted out of the country on a stretcher by Thai military.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/7/974537.jpg)
![Mary J. Blige CRACKED.COM She requires every venue she performs at to install a factory-fresh toilet seat.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/8/974538.jpg)
![Uma Thurman CRACKED.COM She pulled the movie star equivalent of calling dibs on top bunk: a contract clause that said no other cast member may receive more favorable dressing rooms.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/4/0/974540.jpg)
![Peter Sellers wouldn't let anyone wear green or purple around him. The Pink Panther actor was very superstitious of the two colors, and would storm off set if a member of the production crew were dressed in either hue. Sellers even had people search rooms he would stay in to make sure there wasn't anything resembling green or purple. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/9/974539.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM GRIMES likes playing with cute or fluffy creatures back- stage; at one point her rider asked for a Bulldog, French Bulldog, Pug, Pomeranian, chinchilla or Pekingese.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/6/974536.jpg)
![In order to make sure organizers read instructions thouroughly, Metal band Van Halen asked for M&M's backstage, specifying 'absolutely no brown ones' Munchies Potato chips with assorted dips Nuts CRACKED.COM Pretzels ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES) M n-elve & M's (WARNING: (12) Reese's sported peanut butter cups Dannon yogurt (on ice)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/5/974535.jpg)
![William Frawley I LOVE LUCY CRACKED.COM The actor who played Fred was reportedly a tough guy to work with. His weirdest hangup was probably the Yankees clause in his contract: he would get extra time off whenever the Yankees made the World Series, which happened 7 times over the course of the show.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/3/4/974534.jpg)