34 of the Funniest Tweets from November 28, 2023

When an NFL team wins the Super Bowl, you’re bound to hear someone yell, “I’m going to Disney World!” At this year’s inaugural Pop-Tarts Bowl, one lucky college athlete will be able to shout, “I’m eating the mascot!” The popular toaster pastries are taking over what was previously known as the Cheez-It Bowl, and will see one team from the ACC and one team from the Big 12 battle it out for bragging rights, strawberry-frosted glory and mascot-devouring privileges on December 28th. 

Over at Warner Bros., we’re happy to report that that’s not all, folks! Yesterday, news broke that Looney Tunes would be leaving Max at the end of December — a decision that would have been disappointing for the animated rapscallions. But in a move that’s becoming par for the course for David Zaslav and company in the wake of the Coyote vs. Acme madness, the streamer walked back the announcement, and edited their “What’s New on Max This December” press release to clarify that the beloved shorts weren’t going anywhere. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Looney Tunes: Back in Action; the 2003 hybrid spy parody starring Brendan Fraser and Steve Martin will be leaving the platform at the end of the year. 

Meanwhile, it’s Giving Tuesday, and the timeline has been gracious enough to give us some comedy. Today’s funny tweets include those about what to expect when you name your child Pugsley, an automated takeover and the cost of five minutes.