29 of the Funniest Tweets from November 27, 2023

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29 of the Funniest Tweets from November 27, 2023

You guys ready to let the dogs out? Bradley Cooper sure is. While visiting the New Yorker Radio Hour to talk all things Maestro, the actor-director deviated from the Leonard Bernstein talk to share what project he would do “in an instant.” Cooper told the podcast that his love of director Todd Phillips and co-stars Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms would easily have him back in a fourth Hangover flick for yet another night that Phil Wenneck and his Wolfpack will “never forget.” Cooper quickly quelled any speculation, though, saying that he doesn’t “think Todd is ever going to do that.” Just like the A Star Is Born director, Phillips has been consumed by his own prestige fodder as he wraps up Joker: Folie à Deux, the follow-up to his 2019 Taxi Driver cosplay. 

Barbie star Margot Robbie, however, doesn’t necessarily see a sequel in her future. Robbie told the Associated Press that the movie wasn’t built “to be a trilogy or something” and added that “Greta put everything into this movie.” If that $1.4 billion global box office wasn’t enough to sway the actress, she may be singing a different tune in a few months should the movie take home a few gold men. As we enter awards season, major Oscar pundits have Robbie and co-star Ryan Gosling as shoo-ins for their respective acting categories.  

In the meantime, after a long holiday weekend stuffed with turkey and discounts, the timeline is back to business as usual. Today’s funny tweets include those about a yassified Kenny McCormick, a very confident button and a meme only a grandfather could love.

letterboxd reviews with threat... . 1d ... emma The Holiday 2006 the Holiday Watched Dec 13, 2018 at one point jude law goes I've got the girls for new year like who else would have had custody????? His dead wife??????!!!!????? LIKED 3,534 likes 21 748 21.3K del 1M

Will Manidis @WillManidis2 23h ... discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch everytime he ran, and only when he ran on his fifth marathon 318 2,794 65.9K del 7M

timothy faust @crulge 22h ... my dad believes the ultimate status symbol a person can have is the size of their TV в How big is the Tv? Big Jim Faust 12:59 PM A paltry 55 inches Please don't be disappointed in me 1:00 PM в Did you buy a magnifying glass too Big Jim Faust 1:02 PM 103 3,271 57.9K 1.6M

i like food @messedupfoods-13h ... babe what's wrong you've barely touched any of your triceramisu 104 3,976 45.6K 1.3M

Tore-- @ohitore 1d ... not even scrub daddy is immune from the effects of this hellscape we're currently living in Scratch Free & Resists Odors 2 Pack Scrat Resis ScrubDaddy Sad I can help g T around your S Household Daddy cabinets hardware foors walls baseboard Kitchen dolor bridge counters, talling boards. produce I Outdoor back swingsens, callings I Bathroom Marts - todas Company Scrub Mommy Dual-Sided Scrubber + Sponge معق TO Crof Daddy for ScrubR Dadd Colors 88 9,761 100K 2.4M

Heben Nigatu @hebennigatu.19h ... Energy 'I Don't Want Somebody in My House' By Claire Landsbaum i This much I know Kim Cattrall: 'I don't want to be in a situation for even an hour where I'm not enjoying myself' People People @people. 22h Linda Evangelista Admits She Is 'Not Interested' in Dating: 'I Don't Want to Hear Somebody Breathing' people.com/linda-evangeli... 80 9,925 72.5K 3.2M

fragrance and foolishness @B... 19h ... I'm running late okay girl me too is actually the glue of all friend groups. 59 8,104 49.1K del 1.2M

kiwi @kiwehhhhh.2d Today my baby was pretending he was gonna give the cat his binky and cracking himself up. So I wrote understands that good comedy includes a subversion of expectations on his milestones calendar 7 1,751 31.8K del 615K

latke @latkedelrey 18h my dad hearing beautiful girls by sean kingston on the radio for the first time while driving me to school in 7th grade: What the fuck? He's saying he's gonna kill himself? 7 48 1.2K 32K

Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews 5h ... This is missing the best one i Love is Strange Alfred Molina: 'I'll do anything. I'm a bit of a slut that way' Evan Ross Katz @evanrosskatz.14h The Mount Rushmore of headlines. - Linda Evangelista Admits She le - Not Interested in Dating 1Don't Want to Hear Somebody Breathing 1Don't Ware Somebody in My House Gaby Hoffmann 1really love my job. but 1 don't want to do it that often 307 5.1K 180K 4

BLIZZY @blizzy_mcguire 1d ... oh my god they yassed kenny Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1.3d 8.6K 10 618 542K

Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker 20h ... I yearn to have the confidence of television manufacturers who assume all these content platforms will continue to exist INPUT HBOMAX NETFLIX prime video plutoo iHeart RADIO CRACKLE Watch Free+ OK 208 469 5K del 1.7M

bira @johnwaterscunt . 2h Me John Waters Says Не Never Actually Came Out As Gay Because Nobody Asked GRAMMY A S 212 1.6K 26K

mark @mdseeley 22h This AMC women's room sign is cinched for the gods 7 133 2.3K 2M

Zane Schacht- Voice Goblin @VoicesByZane-1 1d I know this was drawn by some 72 year old grandpa because who the fuck else remembers mighty mouse god emperor jt @jt_butthead - 2 2d such bullshit dude pretty sure the incredible hulk could wield the cross of jesus like a club It's heavy, huh? 451 4.9K 110K 4.1M

Evelyn Waughluigi @matress_island 16h nw a movie that is decidedly *not* an anime about an evil wizard, despite what the poster led me to believe as a child THE MAN... THE MUSIC... THE MADNESS... THE MURDER... THE MOTION PICTURE... AMADEUS ...EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD IS TRUE PETER SHAFFER'S AMADEUS MILOS FORMAN Film TAS AAL ZAENTZ Company Presents F. MURRAY ABRAHAM TOM HULCE ELIZABETH BERRIDGE with SIMON CALLOW ROY DOTRICE CHRISTINE EBERSOLE JEFFREY JONES CHARLES KAY Executive MICHAEL HAUSMAN BERTIL OHLSSON Producer Photography Director de MIROSLAV ONDRICEK Music Conducted NEVILLE MARRINER Production PATRIZIA VON BRANDENSTEIN and Supervised by Designer Chomographer TWYLA THARP original

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PT: psycho tman @johnny_tmanV2. 11h dudes will roll up to the function in an A24 shirt talking about Beau is Afraid bro the HOES is Afraid get the fuck out of here 15 928 10K 278K

Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony 12h There needs to be a Holdovers style film that's just the day that Conan and John Candy spent walking the halls of Harvard. Eric Alper @ThatEricAlper - 2 20h John Candy took this photo of Conan O'Brien while Conan was his tour guide at Harvard University in 1984. 10 111 2.8K 136K

david @davidefinitely 18h he broke up with me in a 7-eleven parking lot david @davidefinitely- - 11/5/23 bi guy date says he's already thinking about writing a song about me cc 99 784 25.7K 1.1M

no amanda they're birds @satu... 1d ... Set up our Nativity I CONZ MARY - LOST AGAINS I LOST MARK LAST MARY LOST MARY - I | LOST MART LOST MARY I LOST MARY LOST MART - - 64 2,266 28K 1.4M

depths of wikipedia @depthsof... 1d ... WIKIPEDIA The Ther III WIKIPEDIA House party Article Talk XA A house party is, at a minimum, a party 48 919 17.8K 494K

Holly | Kidney Bean Queen @H... 1d ... Sad day. My exes credit card that was linked in my Starbucks app has finally expired. I had a good run, nearly a year of free coffee. RIP. 320 2,960 103K 5.4M

Alexandria @bitchthot420.1d ... r/Psychonaut u/bella-bloom 12h Thoughts on tripping with someone evil I will not divulge too much but I will be using mushrooms for the first time. Not a massive dose just 1g or so. The main thing is that I don't want to be alone, and actually even if I did, I couldn't be due to my living situation. I live with someone evil. 13 567 6,449 232K

steph @ontheground. dd Colleen @Coll3enG Taylor Swift fans are the modern day equivalent of those cults who would consistently have inaccurate rapture predictions like once a month 4:54 PM 10/18/22 Twitter for iPhone 133 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 2,476 Likes 14 2,774 23.4K 685K

Memeulous @Memeulous. 22h ... I don't like it when the washing machine gets to the scary bit 63 1,426 19.6K 751K

ok @weeks 12h ... Aw hell naw 22 1,778 17.9K 392K

Grovy @grovymango. 1d I may be a hater but I'm never wrong about it 57 14.5K 46K 1.7M

Faggot Jackass @GeebMinister•16h ... DMing women not interested. completely unprompted 26 1,002 14.7K 535K
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