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31 Stats That Seem Made Up But Aren’t

They don’t seem like they add up, but they’re numbers. That’s what numbers do!

31 Stats That Seem Made Up But Aren’t

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We all know that Han Solo had some outlandish claims like, “The Falcon can make point five beyond the speed of light,” and that he’s “flown from one side of the galaxy to the other.” But he must’ve known that Star Wars fans are nerdy enough to substantiate those claims with math! One such fan did, and it must’ve been a minuscule galaxy, Han, because in a galaxy the size of the Milky Way, that trip would take 65,000 years.

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Iron Man

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Star Trek: Voyager

In Star Trek: Voyager, the titular spaceship needs 70 years to make the 70,000-light-year trip back home. Today's spacecraft would take 300 MILLION travel years to the same distance. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The website Obsessed with Film calculated that in order to master piano, ice sculpture, and Phil to spend so on, Connors 10 had stuck DAYS in Groundhog Day. 12,403 2 10 3 0 4 That's just under 34 years. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The main cast of Seinfeld dated a grand total of 212 GIRLFRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS over the course of the series. 27 73 50 62 CRACKED.COM — Source

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WALL-E

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Taking care of 101 Dalmatians? You'd better be ready to clean up 76 POUNDS OF POOP EVERY OR SINGLE DAY. Skip one day, and the next you'll have the weight of a grown- up human in dog poop. CRACKED.COM — Source

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No, journalists aren't being killed in record numbers. It's true that 63 professional journalists were killed in 2018 but, from 2009 to 2018, 70.2 professional journalists were killed per year on average. So, thankfully, 2018 wasn't a very deadly year for journalists. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Birth Rates

There's no reason to worry about falling CRACKED.COM birth rates. True, the U.S. fertility rate is only 1.73 children per woman, an all-time low. But researchers get that number by assuming women currently in their 20s, say, will have as many kids in their 40s, as women currently in their 40s are having. And young women today are postponing having kids until later in life, so they'll have more kids than that assumption predicts. — Source

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Nannies

CRACKED.COM An often repeated statistic: a child is seven times more likely to die in the care of a nanny than in a daycare center. Although it's technically true, the actual number is actually very small:1.6 per 100,000 (0.0016%) with nanny compared to 0.23 per 100,000 (0.00023%) at daycare, so there isn't really much difference between the two. If anything, the small difference between the two will be completely offset by the chance of dying in a car accident during the trip to the daycare center, which is a lot higher at 11.4 per 100,000. — Source

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Caffeine

Nestle Hot Cocoa Mix has '99.9% caffeine-free on its packaging. Chocolate Nestle FLAVOR Made with Real Nestle Cocoa 99.9% Caffeine-free o Low Fat NET WT 0.71 OZ (20.2 g) The thing is, that's the percentage of mass and caffeine is a potent substance. To put the number in perspective, consider that a 20 OZ Starbucks coffee has 415 mg (0.014 oz) of caffeine, making it also 99.9% caffeine-free; in fact, most regular coffees are basically 99.9% caffeine-free. In other words, that's just regular chocolate, not decaffeinated. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Frodo's journey was insanely long. Hobbiton to Mt. Doom: 1,779 miles Los Angeles to Chicago: 1,745 miles CRACKED.COM — Source

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Aladdin

That magic carpet was wildly fast. Giza to Athens on a flying carpet: 697 miles in 10 seconds Magic Carpet Speed: 250,920 miles per hour CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jack Bauer has shot 309 people over 9 days, 2 hrs. That's person every 40th one minutes. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Dwarfs are filthy rich. Height of Grumpy: 2-foot-six Diamond size (est.): 7 inches Largest gem-quality diamond ever found, measuring 4 inches: $2 billion So, why do they live in a cottage? CRACKED.COM — Source

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Han Solo is probably full of crap. Не says the Falcon can make point five beyond the speed of light and that he's flown from one side of galaxy to the other. If it's a galaxy the size of the Milky Way, that'd take 65,000 years. One way. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Scrooge McDuck

Estimated value of Scrooge McDuck's Money Pit: $ DEPTH GAUGE 90ft Depending on your starting point: $52 billion (based on depth), $239 billion (based on ladder length), $12 trillion (based on blueprints), or $333 trillion (based on 3 cubic acres) CRACKED.COM — Source

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Number of Jobs held by Homer Simpson: 188 in the first 400 episodes CRACKED.COM — Source

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Ghostbusters

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John Rambo's Body Count: Rambo (2008) 247 Rambo III (1988) 127 First Blood Part II (1985) 67 First Blood (1982) 1 (accidental) CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Dahmen Batman In the two movies he stars in, 20 Michael Keaton's PEOPLE. Batman kills That's three more kills than Jeffrey Dahmer. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Recreating The Lego Movie using actual Lego pieces would require 080, 330 15, blocks. A tower made with that many Lego bricks would reach almost 90 miles high. — Source

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Warhammer 40,000

CRACKED.COM In Warhammer 40,000, the Emperor has 11,000 sat That's upon Golden as long Throne as YEARS. for nearly the about humans have lived in cities. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Darth Vader's Super Star Destroyer, the Executor, is about 12 LES long. It would crush most of Manhattan if it were to use the island as a landing strip. — Source

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Forrest Gump

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1.6 billion -amount of streams for the top-streaming song of 2020, The Weeknd's Blinding Light. It's also one of the biggest streams of the 2010s. CRACKED.COM — Source

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1.3 MILLION EARTHS COULD FIT INSIDE THE SUN That's only if we squashed all the Earths in, but if they retained their sphere shape, if only about 960,000 would fit. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Whiskey used to cost 25 cents per gallon In 1820, the average American consumed 90 bottles a year, as the liquid cost less than coffee or milk. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Couples

People who marry at 18 have a 60% divorce rate Compare that to people who marry at 23, whose divorce rate is only around 30%. CRACKED.COM — Source

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