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31 Stats That Seem Made Up But Aren’t

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31 Stats That Seem Made Up But Aren’t

We all know that Han Solo had some outlandish claims like, “The Falcon can make point five beyond the speed of light,” and that he’s “flown from one side of the galaxy to the other.” But he must’ve known that Star Wars fans are nerdy enough to substantiate those claims with math! One such fan did, and it must’ve been a minuscule galaxy, Han, because in a galaxy the size of the Milky Way, that trip would take 65,000 years.

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