30 of the Funniest Gifts Kids Asked Mall Santas For

Though toy commercials would have you believe otherwise, sometimes all a child wants for Christmas is ADHD. Or a vacuum. Or an extensive variety of pickles. At least, that’s what kids have asked to receive from the mall Santas of Reddit. It makes sense, honestly. Kids are enamored with things that are normal to adults. And in terms of the pickles, I think we can all admit that they’re good as hell and should be on everyone’s Christmas list.

To that end, here are more wishes kids whispered into the ears of their mall Santas, and while every single one of them is a head-scratcher, most of them are also incredibly wholesome.