35 Jokes Service Workers Are Tired of Hearing From Customers

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35 Jokes Service Workers Are Tired of Hearing From Customers

Every time a customer cracks a tired joke, they’re shaving years off of a service worker’s life.

A Redditor who works the frozen-food aisle comes close to calling it quits and freezing to death in between stacks of DiGiorno pizza each summer, as the warm weather means being asked the same singular question over and over: “I bet you’re glad to be in there today, eh?” 

Enough! 

Other Redditors have shared the repetitive, unfunny quips they’re tired of hearing from customers, including asking the ATM repairman for “free samples” or wanting an employee discount for using the self-checkout. If you feel the urge to utter one of these phrases, please collect yourself and refrain. Don’t be part of the problem.

kitten_mcnuggets 10y ago I work in a bakery. Customers only have two phrases. When you ask what they want: I'll have one of everything! When they make small talk: If I worked here I would weigh a ton! I give a fake smile, tell them that I like a challenge and I have enough boxes to sell them one of everything. 2 ...

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