48 Funny Tweets About Sleep to Doze Off To

Couch sleepy is its own thing

People in their twenties love bragging about staying at the club until closing time or pulling all-nighters to study for exams, but they don’t deserve praise for this. Twentysomethings are basically human raccoons, and they spend an entire decade re-learning lessons like “Breakfast is good for you, actually,” or “Wow! I feel so good when I go to bed before 1 a.m.”

In reality, it’s the rest of us who deserve praise, because there’s nothing more terrifying than being awake during business hours. The true testament of grit, determination and badassery is pulling an all-day-er.   

But regardless of where you fall on the sleep spectrum — capable of powering through a whole day without a nap or incapable of any kind of human function before 10 a.m. — reading these hilarious tweets is certainly a lot more fun than counting sheep.

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