33 Funny Dirty Little Secrets People Are Keeping

Everyone has a secret. Granted, they’re not all life-ruiners like “I’ve been living a double life and have two families,” or “I accidentally killed the family dog,” but we’ve all got something lurking in our mind that no one else knows about.

Thankfully, Reddit exists, which means people can cop to the silly little secrets they’ve been keeping without facing any real consequences. One Redditor took the opportunity to admit that while working at Greyhound, they accidentally sent a guest to Salmo instead of Salmon Arm. They had no clue where Salmo was — let’s be honest, neither do you — and assumed it was the old-ass system’s abbreviation for Salmon Arm. This mishap sent the woman 240 miles in the wrong direction, or as the Redditor described it, she “spent a night in hell’s half acres.” The woman rightfully complained, but the Redditor’s boss chalked it up to a “glitch” in the system.

Other Redditors have shared plenty more secrets like that, including one with a longstanding troll move that you’ll want to adopt for yourself.