40 Aloof Bits of Trivia That Don’t Notice That They’re the Only Facts in Your Brain’s House Party With Their Shoes Still On

What a warm, welcoming brain you have. It’s the type of brain to make these facts want to overstay their welcome. The frontal lobe waits at the door to take their coat and offer glasses of champagne, and there’s no shortage of comfy brain folds to melt into while discussing any random topic they want. 

We do have to apologize for their unsophisticated ways. The other brains they’ve been in didn’t teach them anything about proper etiquette.