35 Awkward Memories That Keep People Up at Night

Few memories haunt a guy like the time he almost had sex. One Redditor still remembers the time he was alone with a girl, and when she complimented his eyes and put her hand on his thigh, he froze. When he finally thought of something to say, it was “You’re a butterface.” He went on to note that the girl was not, in fact, a butterface, and that she didn’t know what the term meant, so he had to explain it to her. 

In what was likely a bout of karmic retribution, he admits that he remained a virgin for six years after that fateful night. 

This, sadly, isn’t the most horrifyingly awkward memory that stays at the forefront of Redditors’ minds. There’s also something that I’ve chosen to dub The Finger Incident.