40 Random Bits of Trivia That Might Spell Out an Important Message, Acrostic Poem-Style, You Won’t Know Until You Try

You’re here! It’s nice to know that our eye-grabbing tactics worked, since we’ve spent a ton of time brainstorming new ways to attract readers in these incredibly boring meetings that start at 9 a.m. Can you believe that? Nine o’clock in the morning! Who wakes up that early? Maybe those drill sergeant higher-ups were onto something, because it looks like the early birds just caught the worm. 

So please enjoy this fine list of highly curated facts, worm!