30 of the Worst Rationalizations People Have Ever Heard
‘It’s after 6’
While “I’m an adult, I don’t have to tell other people where I’m going” sounds like how Kramer would defend himself after getting a traffic ticket on Seinfeld, it’s decidedly less funny that a real-life person on the road used this rationalization to justify not using their turn signal. But unfortunately, there are delusional people all around us, waiting for their opportunity to spout the wildest conclusions they’ve somehow arrived at.
Redditors have remembered the worst rationalizations they’ve ever heard, and honestly, nearly all of them would make for good television — especially the guy who definitely wasn’t stealing.