30 Times Childhood Innocence Went Hilariously Wrong

‘Since they were all born in 1969, they called themselves, The 69 Boys’

It’s fun to reminisce about the time when our mind was pure. One Redditor remembers going on a school field trip to a farm, where he met Simon, a beautiful ox with huge horns. When they got back to school, the teacher had each child write a poem about their favorite animal from the farm. Our then-innocent Redditor ended up reading his poem, titled “Horny Simon,” in front of the entire class. 

These are the kinds of stories other Redditors revealed when they thought about their blissfully unaware younger selves, including a couple of band names that will bring tears to your eyes.

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