40 Funny Jokes People Love Retelling

Did you know that before the invention of the crowbar, crows just drank at home?

Having a go-to joke can ease the tension of all sorts of situations, but after a while, you need to refresh your supply. Thankfully, these Redditors have provided a bunch of one-liners, knee-slappers and quick-witted zingers from which to do so. They get even funnier if you imagine Rodney Dangerfield telling them. Like this one: “I told my doctor I broke my arm in three places. He told me that I should stop going to those places.” 

See? Pretty good!

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