35 Shockingly Bad Wedding Toasts

‘This could’ve been my wedding if I didn’t mess things up with her’

It’s amazing that people still believe in free speech at weddings. Whether it’s the opportunity to object during the ceremony or the toast at the reception, there’s a lot that can go wrong by allowing guests to run their mouths. Case in point: One Redditor remembers a wedding where the best man drunkenly used his toast to beg his wife for a divorce, saying that she won’t leave him unless he “makes a big deal out of it.” 

Hopefully that was enough of a big deal. 

On that note, other Redditors have recalled the awkward, hilarious or appalling wedding toasts they’ve witnessed, and more couples should ban the First Amendment on their big day.

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