31 of the Funniest Insults from Children

If a child told you that your face “looks like something that came out of a slow-cooker,” it would ruin your day. How could it not? Even if they didn’t specify exactly what was in the slow-cooker, you know what they mean. You look messed-up, dude! While we probably shouldn’t encourage children to utter such sick burns, their parents should be proud. 

Redditors have recalled the times they were roasted to-hell-and-back by pint-sized insult comics, and I gotta say, if a three-year-old calls you a “chicken nugget butt fighter,” you definitely deserved it. Just apologize already.