25 of the Funniest Things People Admitted to While Drunk

A drunken state is actually the best time to admit something wild, but only if everyone else is drunker than you. Unfortunately — or fortunately, depending on how you look at it — some people don’t follow that rule. Which is why one Redditor got an earful from his mom about not only the city he was conceived in, but also the furniture said conception happened on. Thanks to the power of alcohol, he’ll never look at a pull-out couch the same way again. 

To that end, other Redditors have spilled the secrets that were spilled to them in a drunken stupor, and there’s a lot of sex stuff people can’t wait to divulge when they’re a couple of beers deep.