19 of the Craziest Experiences at Massage Parlors

When you think about the horrifying things massage therapists witness, your mind likely wanders to the hornball client who gets an erection the moment the massage begins. You likely aren’t considering that a massage therapist could contract scabies from a client and then unknowingly pass it on to their significant other, extended family and beloved pet dog. Unfortunately, that kind of thing is very, very possible — and deeply, deeply horrifying. Oh, and yeah, there’s also the hornball clients who get erections. 

Redditors have worked out the kinks of the worst experiences they’ve had on the massage table, and there are more prolapsed uteruses than you’d expect.