15 Insane Things People Said to Their Hairstylist

Unfortunately for barbers and hairstylists, sitting in the chair can get a little therapeutic. In fact, some people take a seat and start divulging secrets that would ordinarily require waterboarding or some other kind of extensive psychological torture. I mean, what is a hairstylist supposed to do when a woman sits down and starts talking about how her husband likes bestiality? Not only is that type of shit not taught in cosmetology school, but there’s no way for anyone to react to such information other than by asking, “What the hell did you just say?” 

To that end, the hair-doers of Reddit have broken barber-client confidentiality and shared some of the most insane things people have said to them — and there’s a surprising amount of confessing to murder.