31 Movie Lines So Stupid, They’re Genius

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31 Movie Lines So Stupid, They’re Genius

Movies are absolutely loaded with completely garbage dialogue. We’re so used to it being hack and terrible that sometimes we miss absolute gems that somehow manage to rise from the ashes and attain a kind of terrible beauty. We asked our readers to show us their favorite examples of this phenomenon, and they definitely didn’t disappoint.

The thing about street fights? ThE street always wins. Dominic Toretto Furious 7 CRACKEDCON
UNREMARKABLE PEOPLE DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING UNREMARKABLE. - Joe Goldberg, You CRACKED COM
The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm- (It's the last thing he'll expect!) -Peregrine Took The Two Towers CRACKED.COM
CRACKEDcO COM I learned a long time ago that worrying is like rocking chair. It a gives you something to do but it doesn't get you any ywhere. -Van
THE INTEVIEW He's motherf-king butter and peanut jealous! - Dave Skylark CRACKED CON
BUT IF 'LESS IS MORE', THEN JUST THINK HOW MUCH MORE 'MORE' WOULD BE!' -Frasier Crane, FRASIER, Season 7 'They're Playing Our Song' CRAGKEDOON
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. Barney Stinson, How I Met YourMother CRACKEDOON
Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry... But why should that mean that it's not real? Albus Dumbledore Hary Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.' - Lester Bangs ALMOST FAMOUS CRACKED.com
CRACKED C COM Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. - Stinger TOP GUN
CRACKEDcO LET'S JUST SAY I PUT HIM IN A HOLE, AND THREW AWAY THE HOLE. -AMANDA WALLER SUICDE HUAD
I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs - Andy Bernard 1ot Memo the office CRACKEDCON
ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP. -Thor Avengers: Infinity War
In this universe, there is only one absolute: Everything freezes!' Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin CRACKED COM
He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions. -The Sphinx, CRACKEDCON Mystery Men
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. Phil, Groundhog Day CRACKED OON
Cocktail Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. Brian Flanagan
Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you've tasted it what do yOU really know? And then, of course, it's too late.' - Merlin, Ex
31 Movie Lines So Stupid, They’re Genius
KNOCKED UP It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them. Ben Stone WER PALAZZC CRACKED COM
A lot of people talk smack about how sororities are exclusive and they're a class system. Well guess what? Life is a class system.' -Chanel Oberlin,
People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute - Logan Huntzberger Gilmore Girls CRACKEDOON
Why would CRACKEDoO [boiling waterl make eggs hard? It makes pasta soft. -Teddy Sanders Neighbors 2: Sorority Risina A1LB
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Buckaroo Banzai, THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION CRACKEDOON
The less you do, the more you do. - Kunu, Forgetting Sarah Marshall CRACKEDOON
CRACKEDC COM Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho. - J.D. (Saving Silverman)
CRACKEDCO A bird may love a fish, signore ... But where will they live? -Danielle de Barbarac Ever After: A Cinderella Story
II DON'T FORGET I'M HALF HUMAN sO THAT 50% oF ME THAT'S STUPID, THAT'S A 100% You.9 -Star Lord. Avengers:. InfinityaWar CRACKEDGOM
Co You're crazy glue like that You stick to things. FLAMILY cy CRACKEDOON
CRACKEDcO COM SUICIDE SCUAD Normal's a setting on the dryer. Harley Quinn
The night is a verY dark time CRACKED COM for me. CHAZZ MICHREL MICHOELS BLADESOLG
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