31 Ways Marketing Has Messed With Our Brains
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We’re pretty much bombarded with commercials everywhere we look — whether we’re driving down the highway, waiting for a bus or just taking a seat on a bench in the park. Even previously commercial-free streaming services like Netflix seem to be hinting at the inevitable return of the most tried-and-true method of getting us to spend our hard-earned money on stuff.
What’s more interesting than the commercials themselves, though, is the way they darkly manipulate us. Case in point: Does that ice cream look appetizing? Hope you enjoy cold mashed potatoes, because that's what you’re actually looking at. Here are a bunch of other ways companies have messed with our brains…
"No Animals Were Harmed"
![NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN THAT NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED. Animals were harmed, or even died, while filming movies such as Life of Pi and The Hobbit. Those got the American Humane Association's seal of approval anyway, so as not to upset Hollywood types. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/4/865174.jpg)
Supplements and Your Immune System
![immune Support Supplement with neros, LY Ministrate Helps Support Your Immune System* No Water Needed SUPPLEMENTS CAN HELP YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM- EXCEPT THAT NO, THEY CAN'T. Immunity boosters have minerals, vitamins, and herbs. You may have noticed they also have a nifty asterisk. It leads you to the small print, which tells you they don't have any evidence, and you shouldn't use them for their advertised purpose. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/3/865173.jpg)
Fake Hair for Shampoo Commercials
![CHECK OUT ALL THAT FAKE HAIR. Shampoo ads are just the beginning-most fashion shots enhance the model's hair with extensions. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/9/865169.jpg)
Hand Sanitizers
![HAND SANITIZERS KILL 99.99% IN OF GERMS- A LAB. HAND SANITIZER KILLS 99.99% of GERMS DÉSINFECTANT Sanitizers are tested in lab conditions that don't match those of the real world, where they are supposed to do the bug-killing. Also, the surviving germs may or may not be the worst of the bunch. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/7/1/865171.jpg)
...No Weight Loss Shoes, Either.
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Sorry, there's no weight loss lotion
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Trans Fat
![CRACKED.COM NO TRANS FAT MEANS OK, MAYBE A LIL' BIT. According to FDA regulations, products can be labeled as trans-fat-free as long as they contain less than half a gram per serving. That means you can swallow half your maximum daily intake with just two servings of healthy stuff.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/8/865168.jpg)
The Reality of Wasabi
![THAT WASABI YOU'RE PAYING FOR IS LIKELY NOT WASABI. Real wasabi is very hard to come by. Unless you're eating at an expensive place, the paste on your sushi is mainly horseradish with green food coloring. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/7/865167.jpg)
Bacon's Comeback
![Bacon CRACKED CON Remember back in the 2000s, when everything from chewing gum to lube came in bacon? It was a confusing and chaotic time, and it was all because the health craze of the '80s plummeted pork sales, so executives crafted a backlash as a way to, again, sell more ba- con. You'd think salty fat wouldn't be so hard to sell, but here we are.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/6/865166.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Coffee Breaks
![Coffee Breaks coffee break CRACKED.COM The coffee break was technically invented by defense plants during World War II be- cause if their workers didn't stay alert, planes fell apart and stuff. What other in- dustries' workers were doing during their breaks is anyone's guess (definitely mas- turbating), but it didn't become wide- spread and wasn't even called a coffee break until it reached the ears of the Pan American Coffee Bureau in 1952, when their launched their Give Yourself a Cof- fee-Break campaign to take advantage of the opportunity to sell more coffee. By the end of the year, 80%](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/4/865164.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Common Yogurt Bacteria
![NO, THAT YOGURT DOESN'T HAVE ITS OWN KIND OF BACTERIA. WITH BIFIDUS REGULARIS® TIVI Did you notice the ® symbol next to Bifidus Regularis? That's there because it's a made-up name. The Bifidus in Activia is Bifidobacterium animalis, also found in other brands of yogurt. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/2/865162.jpg)
Thriller Writers Have Help
![HOW DO 10LOST THRILLER N AUTHORS You messed up big-time. Dr. Cross.* WRITE SO MANY JAMES BOOKS? PERSO JAMES PATTERSON EASY-EXA THEY DON'T. CRISS Best-selling authors such as James Patterson, Wilbur Smith, and others just write a short outline for each chapter. Hired co-writers do most of the work. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/1/865161.jpg)
Real Pumpkin? Yeah Ok.
![Libby's For One 9° Pie WHEN IS A PUMPKIN NOT A 100% Pure PUMPKIN PUMPKIN? ALL Canned pumpkin purée is often made with winter squash, as it has better texture and flavor. These are all related species, so the FDA is OK with labeling any of them as pure pumpkin. S - CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/6/0/865160.jpg)
Mountain Water
![DID THEY ACTUALLY CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TO GET THAT WATER? TAKE A GUESS. An awful lot of mountain PURE QUALITY water comes from as high up as a tap. The only ICE MOUNTAIN BRAND mountains involved are the 100% NATURAL SPRING WATER mountains of cash from the huge markup on water from municipal sources. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/9/865159.jpg)
Father's Day
![Father's Day DAD CRACKED.COM By the time Father's Day became a national holiday in 1972, Sonora Smart Dodd had been campaigning for it for some time, because why should moms get all the fun? She didn't succeed, however, until she appealed to the Associated Men's Wear Retailers, who established a whole council to promote the holi- day. That's right: Father's Day was established to sell ties.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/7/865157.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Engagement Rings
![Diamond Engagement Rings CRACKED.COM These days, asking someone to marry you without the presentation of a little velvet box is a good way to get a no, you cheapass, but few people ex- changed engagement rings at all be- fore the 1930s, and even fewer of those rings contained diamonds. That was around the time the De Beers company came into a massive glut of diamonds and, to avoid crashing prices, con- vinced the public via a massive market- ing campaign that you didn't really love someone unless you put the product of horrific mining practices on their finger.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/6/865156.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Shaving
![Shaving CRACKED.COM The idea that hair is only desirable on some parts of a woman's body and not others can be traced back to about 1915, before which not much of their non-face parts were even seen in pub- lic, so no one cared. Then, the skimpier fashions of the flapper era gave Gillette the idea to convince women that armpit and leg hair is gross, actually, and they just so happened to have the product to fix it.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/5/865155.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Crashes
![Orange NO CRASH ENERGY DRINKS MEAN NO SUGAR CRASH. 5-hour Oran ENERGY Some of these beverages will tell you that you won't crash Hours of energy+ after drinking them, as they contain no Sugar free sugar. Notice that they 4 calories don't say a word about the caffeine crash. No Sugar Crash CRACKED.COM DIETARY SUPPLEMEN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/3/865153.jpg)
Short of Ink?
![ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OUT OF INK? BK Y C - LC525XL-Y elite Not only are ink cartridges mortgage-your-house PUSH POUSSEZ expensive-they are somethimes rigged to stop PUSH MUSSEZ printing while they still contain ink, so you have to buy more before you really need it. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/4/865154.jpg)
Soapy Beer
![DOES THAT BEER LOOK DELICIOUSLY FROTHY? IT MIGHT BE SOAP. A little bit of dish soap is added to beer, coffee, milk, and other beverages for ads to make them look bubblier than they are when you pour them. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/5/2/865152.jpg)
Ten Commandments Monuments
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Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Herpes
![Herpes Stigma CRACKED.COM Most people have some type of herpes virus, so before the '80s, no one really cared if it was on your face or your junk. Arguably, the former is worse be- cause everyone can see it, but it was so normalized that even that didn't matter until the creators of a herpes medica- tion called Zovirax started telling the public there was a difference between cold sores (fine and normal) and gen- ital herpes (a dreadful pox that should confine you to a colony of some sort) because no one would buy their stuff otherwise.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/8/865148.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Shoe Polish Meat
![CRACKED.COM SHOE POLISH MAKES MEAT SO APPETIZING. Grilled meats looks delicious in ads-even if it's raw meat with shoe polish rubbed on. It's easier than grilling it for real.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/6/865146.jpg)
Glue for Milk
![DOES THE CEREAL IN THE AD LOOK YUMMY? THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE GLUE. Glue kinda looks like milk, but is much thicker, so it supports the cereal better and doesn't make it as soggy as it is in your bowl. ELMER'S e-All SE GLUE CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/7/865147.jpg)
Sugar's Many Names
![CRACKED.COM NO NO, THIS DOESN'T CONTAIN SUGAR. IT HAS... UM... OTHER STUFF. Many products hide the fact that they contain added sugar by calling it something else in the ingredients list. Some known aliases are: fruit juice concentrate, evaporated corn sweetener, malt syrup, lactose, sucrose, nectar...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/3/9/865139.jpg)
Your Real Thread Counts
![IT'S LIKELY YOUR BED SHEETS AREN'T REALLY 800-THREAD COUNT. Many bedding companies count the number of plies (fabric strands) that make up a single thread. So a 200-thread count sheet with 4-ply threads is advertised as 800-thread count. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/3/8/865138.jpg)
The History of Santa Claus
![Santa Claus 015 re 04-6466131 Coca-Cola Merry Christmas Coca-Cola ca-Cola Coca-Ca المياة أهلى مع CRACKED G COM Of course, Santa as we know him wasn't popularized until 1931, when Coca-Cola unveiled its latest holiday campaign fea- turing the red-coated, red-nosed, huh, suspiciously red-focused Santa of the modern era, inspired by the description in Twas the Night Before Christmas. Before then, Santa was depicted as ev- erything from a tiny elf to the actual bishop named Saint Nicholas. You might instead like to celebrate Santa as a Vi- king god with blue or brown robes who rides an eight-legged horse and doles out](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/0/865140.jpg)
Source: 15 Cultural Phenomena That Were Just Marketing Ploys
Fuel Economy Tests
![CAR MAKERS KEEP CHEATING ON FUEL ECONOMY TESTS. Manufacturers have learned that their cars don't need good mileage on the streets-only during the tests. It doesn't help that the EPA only checks 15% of new car models, and they take the manufacturer's word on the rest. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/4/865144.jpg)
Motor Oil Syrup
![MMMM... PENNZOIL. PENNZOIL Motor oil is used instead of syrup to photograph pancakes, as it doesn't Korea - - des and responsive absorb as fast and looks better. ENNZ CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/3/7/865137.jpg)
Mashed Potato Ice Cream
![CARE FOR SOME... UM... COLORED POTATOES? Real ice cream is hard to photograph in a studio, as it melts under the lights. That firm, delicious- looking cream you see in ads is mashed potatoes. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/4/2/865142.jpg)
Battery Life
![ADVERTISED BATTERY LIFE REFLECTS HOPELESSLY UNREALISTIC CONDITIONS. Yes, you can get your computer to run 15 hours on a single charge-if you disable WiFi, dim your monitor, and don't run anything or play any music or video. That's how that number was arrived at. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/1/3/6/865136.jpg)