Vintage Christmas Cards For Your Worst Enemy

Tis the season
Vintage Christmas Cards For Your Worst Enemy

Before AI could create images of anything like it's nothing, we had Photoshop. But before that, there were other creative ways to make surreal images, and we're talking about the 1930s.

Christmas cards were a great opportunity to gather the family together under a special theme, but people didn't have much say in what the cards were going to look like. It was all left to chance and the skill of the editor. And since it wasn't a super common thing, there weren't any trends people would follow. So, everybody would come up with a ridiculous idea, just to make sure it was impossible for the picture to be real. Some were better than others, but here are vintage Christmas cards for your worst enemy.

Tiny People

Tristmas qs Streetings FROM THE AS tesso

Don't run with scissors, and also don't do this.

Family Socks

FOR YOUR VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS! From the Van Normans ART DOT RON VAL

You don't need Photoshop to make art.

Rooster Family

HANDLE WITH CARE EGGS ELLIS

What's the message here?

Christmas Rats

HAPPY HOLIDAY... from OUR HOME to YOURS!

You definitely have my attention.

Sad Puppet

Season's Greetings from our house to your house Edwin t may Jerry

He doesn't want to be there.

Bunch of Clowns

WE'RE POPPING UP AGAIN TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

The baby wasn't consulted.

Candle Family

Otherwise MAY YOUR DAYS BE MERRY AND BRIGHT

The possibilities were endless, apparently.

Grandpa's Portrait

The Season's Greetings

Not the best picture for the festivities, but okay.

War Time

PLEASE DON'T CALL LONG DISTANCE THIS CHRISTMAS! ITMAY be the holiday season -but war needs the wires that you used to use for Christmas calls. Long Distance lines are loaded with urgent messages. Extra lines can't be added because copper and other materials are needed for the war. So-this Christmas please don't make any Long Distance calls to war-busy centers unless they're vital. WAR CALLS COME FIRST BELL TELEPHONE SYSTEM

Not really a card, but a powerful Christmas message in times of war.

Hugo and the Boys

HUGO, THE + Boys HELLO THERE! MERRY CHRISTMAS

What's wrong with them?

Tiny People

SEASON'S GREETINGS шастия -

That's how Christmas trees are decorated.

Christmas Angels

Merry Christmas! Pat Freddy Fred Bettye

Are Freddy and Pat okay?

Cheery Christmas

f Cheery Christmas

The pets were always part of these, whether they liked it or not.

Big Pet

'36 MIMI, MERRY THE STEINMETZ'S CHRISTMAS LOIS, JOE and PETER PAN

That's actually adorable.

Creepy Fortune Teller

Tor You, I see a Joyous Christmas and a Happy Prosperous 1934 Henrietta and gack

You can tell there's something she's keeping to herself.

Merry-Go-Round

1956 MERRY-GO-ROUND HESS-TRILLING MARILYN JAY MIN LEONORE ROUND AGAIN WITH THE SEASON'S GREETINGS

Would you make a new one every year, or send the same one?

Big Camera

MERRY CHRISTMAS the Steinmetzes 1950

Ready for the season.

Bowling Card

charlie goyce Charlotte Helen Printice Season's Greetings

Everything was innovation and regret.

Anita's Christmas

A Merry Christmas Gift-napt Anita

Is she sending greetings or asking for help?

Best Christmas Wishes

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What is even going on here?

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