50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 3, 2025

50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 3, 2025

It’s been a long, rough week for the South Park creators — and it started with ticking off their fans. 

After months of people complaining that the show had become too political, South Park addressed it in their latest episode, “The Woman in the Hat,” where Stan gets hung up on the idea that the town of South Park has also become “too political.”

But instead of appreciating the meta commentary, fans became irate that Trey Parker and Matt Stone apparently forgot a bit of Stan’s lore. In an early scene, Stan said “I’m nine years old and I live in a retirement home.” The Internet quickly pointed out that, back in a 2011 episode, Stan had an existential crisis about turning 10. 

And if that wasn’t enough, later this week South Park Studios hired a security guard for the first time. No one from the show has commented on the matter, but it’s not exactly surprising — Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been poking fun at the rich and powerful for years, and in their latest episodes, they’ve continued their trend of ruthlessly mocking the Trump Administration.

Luckily, Twitter’s best writers never fail to put on a good show, and they remember all of the tiny details. This week’s funniest tweets include a classic of reselling stolen property, an unusual marriage proposal and a disappointing financial flex. 

 

joel #4 fan @smallishotters 16h ... my mum accidentally deleted the bubble pop game from her phone that shes been playing for 6 years (she got to level 7000) and its reset to Ivl 0 and she is reacting very badly mama 9m ago i cannot even look at it now. its like you have done phd and deleted all certificates so you have to start from nursery 415 14K 200K del 2.1M
CallBigBro @callbigbro 12h ... Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5 106 5.1K 54K 539K
A @alok_TTID 20h s ... Twitter, never change!!! Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe... 1d S ... My wife's car this morning - headlights stolen in Sadiq Khan's London warzone. I want our capital city back. Del @ReallyNiceDerek Nov 5 FOR SALE: 2 x Porsche headlights Look great on a Porsche which is missing its headlights and work equally as well as a lamp in your study room. Or just a gr8 collectors item for fans of ... 73 4K 27K del 1.3M
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana Nov 1 G ... + real recognize real. 226 2K 294 5,182 31.6K 264 12K 182K del 2.3M
niya @waronhugzzz 20h ... me applying for love island because i need a place to stay next summer GIF 130 3.7K 51K del 1.2M
PhoenixRedtail is HOME AT L... @PhoenixRed... 14h s ... I am not allowed to delete this image of Jesus Christ on my computer. It claims it's open somewhere but?? It's not?? X File In Use n The action can't be completed because the file is open in COM Surrogate on Close the file and try again. Jesus_Christ_PNG_Clip_Art-2072 ة Item type: PNG File Dimensions: 5154 X 6000 Size: 4.53 MB Try Again Cancel More details سعلم meg Ps PSD video(8) Jesus_Christ_PNG reiva-logo(1)(1) rei _Clip_Art-2072 141 548 10K 180K
carz @Carzonfye.20h G ... Just reminded of the device roommate built in college to get wifi from across the street 81 1.6K 45K del 517K
Ash @atmanirbhar_kid 20h ... I've rejected 3 guys for marriage, and all three of them got married within a year. The fourth one got married yesterday. If any one of you is finding it difficult to get married, propose to me and get rejected. I'm a marriage curse breaker with a 100% strike rate. 4.3K 13K 225K del 10M
@Invisblelad 14h ... The old woman probably gone home and said 'i was speaking to a penguin in the car park' and the family have had her put down Richard @ImyRichard Nov 4 Fan account Exchange of views in a parking lot 0:46 21 886 71K del 97K
@Invisblelad 22h G ... I just know the salt would stop concentrating when it's me Richard @ImyRichard.23h Fan account Wow, you can't sink in the water in Siwa Oasis, Egypt because of the intense salt concentration... 0:03 537 7.3K 62K del 1.4M
APOLLO dw @Apollo_dw.6h s ... M Gmail @gmail Jul 26, 2024 How many #Gmail accounts do you have? 106 438 3.1K 89K
WES @wdrj1002 . 2 22h ... Ive spent every single dollar ive ever made Sharry @Its_me_sharry Nov 4 What's your biggest financial flex? 175 4.9K 32K del 895K
S ... grant @gantisdant 22h had to cancel my Factor promo trial out of humiliation after the delivery guy took this picture of me FACTOR_ NEED HELP? HFDN0034294985 26/07/2025| 19:31:35 UTC Time Lat: 41.93902 / Long: :-87.651 54 S.L.C.C FACTOR. Heat. Eat. FACTOR_ Repeat. Delivered 26 July, 2:31 PM rivkah reyes @rivkahreyes . Nov 4 it should be illegal to take DoorDash proof of delivery pics like this 12 104 4.6K del 190K
RossRadio @cqcqcqdx Nov 1 S ... Filed in photos which are terrifying if you know what they are, nonthreatening otherwise. Nature - + ... Bresses 1.5K 3.9K 61K del 2.5M
@gabtalking 8h ... It's giving dead husband you mourn because he was too hot miah @cupidjonny 8h this is the face of a man you see in your dreams 30 seconds before you wake up People 0:00 / 0:05 3 109 1.8K del 17K
s ... jo @whatsJo 10h Не looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric's character can see. RobertPlausible @HQuestion2 Nov 2 Curtis Sliwa watches Eric Adams speak about gun violence on July 19, 2021. 31 1K 28K 440K
DRE s ... @Motion_Boy_ 21h when you find your primary 4 report card where your teacher wrote, He will be a star giggle.gul 234 3.2K 26K del 310K
R @yslzaurent Nov 2 G ... Parody account Born to: Forced to: 6:00am Marc 6:30am Kare 7:00am klam X 8:00am Kare 9:00am kips 2M 232 23K 143K
sam @sam_niac Nov 1 ... taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to bring them to the front. It's not a great system, I admit. 594 20K 160K 2.4M
S ... Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer 18h that smile is the culmination of 5,000 years of history LEGO MAKS 25 @Maks_NAFO_FELLA Nov 2 The lucky Egyptian Foreign Minister receives a LEGO model of the Giza Pyramids from his Danish colleague, who arrived in Cairo for the opening of the Grand Egyptian Museum. 14 491 8.2K 133K
Insane Content @onlineinsane Nov 1 O ... + Occitania 236 people added to Favorites x 2,583 comments meow who's the angry bird now huh 1d Reply 24.4K 7 1.8K 29K 143K
@soigomaa Nov 2 goma ... I can blow $1000 in 5 minutes, then stretch $17.50 for about 8 days 46 2K 8.5K 159K
aluna @faysiren. Nov 2 s ... Come on, fix my life lunacs @lottuns Nov 2 when life hurts, coffee heals. 212 3.6K 4.5K 437K
Jenni @hashjenni.21h s ... this what buying deodorant feels like Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy 21h Just spent my money on something i needed 33 445 6.7K 115K
autist @litteralyme0__ 14h ... Me approaching bro when he's at his lowest to say I told you litteralyme0 73 2.5K 29K 206K
sosat G @369sosa 19h ... what tf do you mean these weren't microwavble before??? @LandOfMoore. 19h Cup Noodles will be microwavable for the first time in 50 years thanks to new cup design 1 TT ВЛАД CUP NOODLE 249 431 8.1K 446K
dior t @deeore5 . 19h ... they letting me cook for thanksgiving. that turkey getting put in the microwave for 350 minutes 92 510 5.5K del 75K
karin. @holayinn Nov 4 s ... 2015 in T 2025 233 16K 42K del 630K
ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate Nov 5 G ... Oops that was illegal but it's fine 48 3.6K 41K 592K
Jay @Jayyakamii 19h ... MENT I could never be famous bro I'd be straight trauma dumping on Jimmy Fallon 37 453 2.9K del 26K
Marie @mikoflames 20h ... on the rocks is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh 5 970 7.9K del 74K
Izzo @israeldfirzt.2 2h ... Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 29 18 276 2.2K
A @luvblessingz 19h s ... Ima just wake up early and do it then nadia. @luvofrare 20h what's the most dangerous game to play? 12 1K 4.9K 89K
Jani Gem @Jani_Gee. 15h G ... Oh... I didn't realize we were here already. Pop Base @PopBase 16h Tom Brady reveals his current dog Junie is a clone of his late dog, Lua, who passed away in 2023: I love my animals. They mean the world to me and my family. A few years ago, I worked with Colossal Biosciences and leveraged their ... Show more 129 2.8K 37K del 1.7M
Grace. @graciell_ . 9h G ... How do you handle stressful situations?? Me: 181 1K 3.8K 60K
Shine @upshine3 22h ... lower the retirement age to 22 i've had enough 113 2.1K 14K 156K
lobistars @john322226.4h S ... My 3 years old son just came to tell me that he want babies in this hard economy. I know my wife sent him but I just can't prove it 150 189 2.8K 45K
ch @bigdwitch . 22h ... yall i can't stop draining water supplies and accelerating ecological collapse thankful st zayn @ForeverElSanto .  23h Parody account yall i cant stop making AI frappuccinos 0:18 65 4.8K 36K del 270K
@Pirat_Nation . 21h s ... Pirat_Nation 500GB on consoles in 2025: 8MB in 2000: PlayStation2 8мо MEMORY CARD Manicliars 113 2.1K 37K 356K
selinam @bennynotblanco 15h O ... I just know bugs rent these out for weddings Kaif @outlawkaif. 21h Under a mushroom cap. Thought everyone would enjoy this. 456 28K 313K del 4.3M
Klark G @KnightClawk 22h ... not the salmon having an MRI Kanii @Mythicalblue_ . 23h Medium salmon for a Limpopo boy like me makes the heart pump custard. 210 9.5K 62K del 1M
sosat @369sosa 16h bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever Rylan @rylanvikingsfan Nov 4 s ... for those mfs who hate light mode, do you all read your books that look like this? THE THOUGHTS of MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS Versign [l learned) my good morals and the ROM government grandfather my temper. the reputation of F and remembrance of en father, moderty From a manly character. my evil mother, deeds, of living but piety even far and removed from from beneficence. and abstimence. not and a - From evil thoughts und further i from T the babits of the rich only
DA VINKI @VorosTwins 15h G ... Time to make banana bread! offee I I I ROTT qui WELCOM Chic 87 766 11K del 152K
@Invisblelad 19h s ... *throws the sheets up* *hear it land across the room* Richard @ImyRichard Oct 13 Fan account Hardest thing to find once you set it on the bed 2 DI M NETFLIX VUDU hulu ROKU TCL.Roku TV 37 1K 10K 163K
s ... The Figen @TheFigen_.22h I think Batman would approve of this Lamborghini design. 0:19 453 2.6K 23K 504K
Garcia @GarciaCap 20h s... This pic goes insanely hard whoever prayed on my downfall PRAY HARDER jack friks @jackfriks Nov 4 have a folder on my computer named keep going here are some of the images inside of it: (part 2) x.com/jackfriks/stat... Wanner not LA day you nat the fruit 117 15K 219K 8.6M
G no context dexter @oocdexter 18h ... Playing a Watching a horror video horror movie game 12 552 5.4K 49K
King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa. 14h ... arguably the funniest way to conceal your identity online @GhostlyFir . 1 Jun 14 5 month progress w? 30 223 5.8K del 79K
suusu @sxmalii 19h O ... a milkman that gives out fresh strawberry milk, there are entire worlds out there that exist beyond my wildest dreams so(fia) @adovyr. 19h the milkman came this was so good 91 5.2K 78K dil 1.1M
Richard s ... @ImyRichard.20h Fan account This accessory may not be supported gem @90sSupreme Sep 7, 2017 6 pack of chargers on amazon for $12. 10 X001GW3OPP Made in china Everdigi iPhone Charg S/5, Pad/Pod(White) New 34 177 2.6K 54K

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