30 Fozzie Bear Tweets That Might Get Two Old Guys To Throw Tomatoes from a Balcony

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30 Fozzie Bear Tweets That Might Get Two Old Guys To Throw Tomatoes from a Balcony
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Ever since he debuted on The Muppet Show in 1976, Fozzie Bear has been telling terrible jokes via every medium imaginable, including Twitter. Here are 30 Fozzie Bear jokes that even Statler and Waldorf couldn’t stay in their balcony for.

Fozzie В... @FozzieB... Mar 6, 2024 G ... What do you get when you cross a rubber chicken with a leprechaun? A clucky fella! Ahhhh! This one will make you laugh clover and clover again. The Muppets wish The BEST 10th Birth 18 52 455 del 20K
Fozzie В... @FozzieB... Mar 1, 2024 ... Wanna hear a joke I can only tell today? Here goes: What'd the tuba player say to his friend who asked him to go to dinner? I'd love to, but have to March 1st. Ahhhh! #WockaWocka!
Fozzie B... @Fozzie... Feb 25, 2024 G ... I know most people think taking a nice Sunday drive is relaxing, but when I get home I'm exhausted! Ahhhhh! Get it? I think that joke is steer-ific! #WockaWocka! 11 54 430 ilst 18K
Fozzie B... @Fozzie... Jan 29, 2024 ... I think bananas are definitely the funniest fruit. There's just something a-PEEL-ing about them, don't you think? Ahhhh! Hope you SPLIT your sides laughing at this! #WockaWocka! 12 64 419 del 14K
Fozzie B... @FozzieB... Dec 4, 2023 G ... What do you get when you cross a bear with a pine tree? A furry fir! Ahhhh! This joke is pretty evergreen, don't you think? #WockaWocka! 19 124 835 32K
Fozzie B... @Fozzie... Sep 27, 2023 s ... I think my pals and I would make great sailors! Why? Because we already have a wonderful friendSHIP! Ahhhhh! Plus, when we sing we can all hit the high SEAS! #WockaWocka! 13 69 574 dil 22K
Fozzie В... @Fozzie... • Sep 21, 2023 O ... Do you know why they call it a checkout line? Because that's where you should get your check out! Ahhhh! #WockaWocka! Or I guess you could get your cash out. Or your credit card... Huh. They really didn't name that well, did they? 5 26 256 14K
Fozzie В... @Fozzie... Aug 30, 2023 G ... What do you call a candy container without a lid? AJAR!! Ahhhhh! Get it? A jar like a container and ajar like open? Pretty sweet joke, huh? #WockaWocka! 11 74 592 28K
Fozzie B... @Fozzie... Aug 27, 2023 0 ... What is @TheSlyStallone's favorite ice cream? Rocky Road!! Ahhhhh! This joke really packs a punch, huh? #WockaWocka! 15 62 590 del 35K
Fozzie В... @Fozzie... Aug 18, 2023 G ... Where do aliens go to college? At a universe-ity! Ahhhhh! I hear the dorm rooms have a lot of space! #WockaWocka! 7 116 738 32K
Fozzie B... @Fozzie... Aug 13, 2023 ... What do you call someone who sells movie theaters? A REEL-tor! Ahhhhh! That joke may be corny, but it really POPS! #WockaWocka! PRESS of op CORN CORN 18 98 740 29K
Fozzie B... @FozzieB... Jul 27, 2023 G ... Why are paper airplanes the best at flying? Because they're above the fold! Ahhhhh! Hope you like this joke 'cuz I just winged it! #WockaWocka! 16 87 725 del 26K
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... - Jul 11, 2023 ... If you're looking for a comedian at a party, do you know where you can find 'em? In the punch line! Ahhhhh! #WockaWocka! 7 55 448 20K
Fozzie в... @Fozzie... Apr 30, 2023 G ... What'd Rowlf call it when he spilled honey on one of his piano keys? A sticky note! Ahhhhh! Your laughter is music to my ears. #WockaWocka! 18 70 551 43K
Fozzie В... @FozzieB... Apr 17, 2023 ... What do you call clothes that are perfect for working on a farm? Ranch dressing! Ahhhhh! Lettuce all laugh at this. #WockaWocka! 5 78 473 del 27K
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... Apr 5, 2023 ... Why are bookcases so narcissistic? Because they're all pretty shelf-ish! Ahhhhh! You could also say they're shelf-centered. #WockaWocka! 7 55 468 del 27K
Fozzie в... @Fozzie... Mar 23, 2023 ... Why should you visit more states in the Midwest? Because Missouri loves company! Ahhhh! That's quite a state-ment, huh? #WockaWocka! 12 70 506 28K
Fozzie В... @FozzieB... Mar 6, 2023 ... My cousin is a polar bear who just loves to eat wraps! His favorite is a brrrrr-ito! Ahhhh! Icy you laughing a lot at this one! #WockaWocka! 6 77 689 del 44K
Fozzie в... @Fozzie... Feb 24, 2023 ... Why is it so expensive to buy dried grapes? Because they're always raisin the price! Ahhhhh! The fruits of my labor are finally paying off... in laughter! #WockaWocka! 14 162 1.3K 45K
Fozzie В... @FozzieB... Feb 17, 2023 G ... All comedians know that knock-knock jokes are the cutest kind of comedy. It's true-they're absolutely a-DOOR-able! Ahhhhh! Can you handle how funny this is? #WockaWocka! 12 133 1.2K 53K
Fozzie В... @Fozzie... Feb 12, 2023 O ... Why is the football player such a huge success? Because he's achieved all of his field goals! Ahhhhh! No punt intended! #WockaWocka! 10 84 629 44K
Fozzie в... @Fozzie... Dec 14, 2022 ... What do you call gingerbread men who jump in line? Cookie cutters! Ahhhhh! It's okay if you don't laugh at that one-that's just how the cookie crumbles! #WockaWocka! 9 128 953
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... Nov 17, 2022 ... What's the best name for a mountain? CLIFFord! Ahhhh! Oh, or ROCKY- that's a classic. #WockaWocka! 4 32 309
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... Oct 5, 2022 O ... Have you heard about these people who get mad every time they smell perfume? They get incensed! Ahhhhh! Is that punchline too on the nose? #WockaWocka! 6 56 498
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... Aug 8, 2022 G ... Here's a joke you'll love for #NationalCatDay: What do you call it when a cat leaves trash on the side of the road? Kitty litter! Ahhhhh! I'm feline good about that one. #WockaWocka! 9 100 623
Fozzie В... S ... @Fozzie... May 31, 2022 What do you call a photo of a coffee cup? A mug shot! Ahhhhhh! If you don't get this now, I'm sure you'll get it percolater! #WockaWocka! 14 159 1.5K
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... May 2, 2022 G ... What do you say to a noodle if you want to know what they're thinking? A penne for your thoughts? Ahhhhh! Isn't this impastably funny? #WockaWocka! 12 90 569
Fozzie в... @FozzieB... Apr 27, 2022 G ... Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? Because his father was a tire, and he wanted to get into the family business! Ahhhhh! I think this joke is wheely good. #WockaWocka! The Muppets wish The BEST 10th Birth 13 79 686
Fozzie в... @Fozzie... - Apr 20, 2022 ... What do cars eat off of? License PLATES! Ahhhh! And if they eat too much, they have to loosen their seatbelts! Honk if you like my jokes! #WockaWocka! 29 147 1.6K
Fozzie В... @Fozzie... Apr 14, 2022 0 ... I know a mechanic who can tell what's wrong with any car just by listening to it: He's a real engine- ear! Ahhhh! Get it? Like engineer! What a gas! #WockaWocka! 16 155 1.3K

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