21 Cheesy Jokes About Cheese

Why did the cheddar cheese go to the gym?
21 Cheesy Jokes About Cheese
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All cheese jokes, all the time. Just a warning: these are not for the lactose intolerant.

CRACKED Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere.
CRACKED Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us!
CRACKED What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown!
CRACKED When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda be true!
CRACKED What did I do with my cheese handkerchief? I bleu my nose!
CRACKED What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda!
CRACKED What did the cheese say to the therapist? I Camembert it any longer!
CRACKED What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
CRACKED When should you keep an eye on your cheese? When it's up to no Gouda!
CRACKED What do cheese markers dance to on Halloween? The Muenster mash!
CRACKED What's the smartest cheese? Cheese whiz.
CRACKED Did you hear about the cheese that got into a fight? Не got creamed.
CRACKED Why do ministers cherish Swiss cheese? It's holy!
CRACKED What cheese is made backwards? Edam!
CRACKED What did one cheese yell when he was mad at the other? Leave me provolone!
CRACKED How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
CRACKED What did the Cheddar say to his date at the dance? You look sharp!
CRACKED What did the cheese say when he quoted Shakespeare? To brie or not to brie, that is the question!
CRACKED What did the frustrated cheese say? I'm feta up!
CRACKED Why did the cheddar cheese go to the gym? To get shredded.
CRACKED Have you heard about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell swiss cheese? It's a hole business strategy

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