33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 29, 2025

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 29, 2025
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Yet again, South Park has delayed an episode. 

The Halloween special, which will air on Friday, has set its sights on Stephen Miller. Unsurprisingly, fans are excited to see how the series satirizes yet another ghoulish Trump administration figure. “I really wanna see them tear into Stephen Miller,” one top commenter wrote. “Dude looks like a demon from Hell (and has the moral sensibilities of one), but he’s really just a whiny bitch.” 

Notoriously whiny Jerry Seinfeld is also getting satirized. Simpsons showrunner Al Jean shared a frame from an upcoming episode, and it looks like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee will get parodied, with none other than Krusty the Clown sitting in the passenger seat.

And, of course, everyone on Twitter has been busy keeping the timeline laughing. Today’s funniest posts include those about a pre-war photo, Uber notifications and a horrible transformation.

mia @eshalakundala 20h ... how did kids on the playground know i was gay at like 4 years old......... 9 194 4.9K del 52K
shadoomf (silly creature enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture . 19h S ... please give me my phone back dude au 53 1.8K 28K del 191K
junoturna @dogtron2000. 17h ... well yes because it's Their PRIVATE Account mifi @sevikasgem Oct 27 some of you are waaaaaay too comfortable on your private accs GIF 30 4.7K 45K del 511K
Micha @Merzwoke.23h s ... Gay ppl hating on trans ppl PERTAGEAR 1:54:51 LowTierGod Brags About New Home Like A Twitch Ban Wont Send Him Back To Low Income Housing... 6.8K views 7 days ago 21 3.2K 26K 190K
Mark @AgingRanchHand. 6h ... Uber sends notifications like hey want to take an Uber right now? No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere 4 243 4.2K 22K
Mar G @yurithraa Oct 27 ... genuinely think about this post so often audrey Follow @phlegmme Straight girl: Omg ur so pretty! Love the shoes Gay guy: Not you slaying us in the Triangle Cuntwaist Factory fire mama! Lesbian: Omg ur so pretty D-do you... listen to Mitski? Straight guy: Wide jaw. Long philtrum. Overdeveloped gums, asymmetrical lower third. 3.4/10 217 183K 13K del 1.9M
alcie @romasjuliet Oct 27 ... people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV Oct 25 I didn't know he was a child actor lol ELC 1.1K 321K 8.6M 29K
ipod ipad ipeed @ileakfromkisses Oct 27 ... my girlfriend got a pc solely for minecraft and when I looked at the specs I just felt like this 155 3.9K 155K del 1.7M
veet @vveetto .22h ... how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want 224 27K 373K del 3.9M
451, Lasse @rainerschund.23h s ... Gabel Abi RU @AbiGabel Oct 27 Translated from German What should I do with this platform? 76 436 18K 636K
@owenbroadcast. 19h O ... owen cyclops three year old spontaneously telling me that when he was a baby in his mom's stomach he could see his dog through the windows. 77 591 22K 374K
sophia @pastoralcomical 15h ... my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed 19 1K 34K del 273K
Principal Skinner @Anonymous736023 - 17h S ... will take care of this. 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - Oct 2 28 Bart in Fortnite (Source: @Fortnite) THe SIMPSONS FARTHITE TM 2.1K 80 33K 585K
chlo @_cosmicangst Oct 28 S ... This is like finding out your aunt is divorcing her abusive husband 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 28 Disney is leaving their partnership with 'DOCTOR WHO' The BBC says the show will return with a Christmas special in 2026. DOCTOR WHO Disney+ 71 3.1K 40K 669K
Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV 5h O ... is she being styled by fox news Page Six @PageSix 5h Page Six Sydney Sweeney sparks fury among World Series fans with Fox intro ahead of Game 4: 'Who invited you?' trib.al/UpQYO3D TREINEN 10 SHEEHAN 80 37 281 10K 187K
ivy I timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy Oct 28 ... ex oomf unfollowed me but i'm still liking their tweets because they are lowkey bangers i feel like a pathetic divorced husband keeping tabs on my ex wife after she took the kids (the tweets) 40 4.1K 52K 586K
G aeryn @Q29uZnVzZWQgZWd Oct 28 ... Wonder what she's up to now 10/15 Jeff, 18 promotes for clubs worships Gwen Stefani wears girl's jeans 166 162 Liked by siowhj and others artifaxing Bumpers from MTV's NEXT (2005) 27 410 23K 471K
winc @falloutwinc.2 21h s ... guy raised by flies eerie @DJAR1N 21h cute... P er and ealth с 49 4.4K 100K del 1.1M
Nubble @Nubblenubble 20h ... The fuck?? Hinge Show less X 6m ago shayla: man fuck it H 6m ago H shayla matched with you! 463 3.8K 127K del 4.3M
s ... zombie girl @godscuntry - Oct 28 old picture ith Canada UKEMIA PIT Imperial Marlboro Smooth zombie girl @godscuntry Oct 27 i dont own an ashtray so i always eat an orange before smoking so i can use the leftover peel as an ashtray 239 4.2K 85K 1.3M
Overthinking Hedonist @charlotter_yder-23h G ... did this with my college boyfriend and it freaked him out so much when he caught on that he made me sit in front of a mirror and say I am beautiful and worthy of love ten times and cried Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck Oct 28 This is why you've got to keep staying sexy as a girl. Set your alarm to wake up before him so that you can fix your hair and makeup and wake up next to him looking like a goddess in your push-up bra. Don't ever get comfortable! x.com/IterIntellectu...
boe @bigsquishyfrog 16h ... Lmaooo living by the sword is so dope. I hope this lifestyle doesn't have any consequences for me later on 36 3K 26K 327K
manuel @manwelllb_ Oct 28 ... some of my married coworkers aren't wearing their wedding bands at this conference GIF 16 520 30K del 232K
S ... jo @jo2fine Oct 28 was confused last night when the bathroom key at the gas station didn't work only to realize the worker gave me the key to the women's room GIF 22 109 27K 459K
WIR SUCHEN DICH @oldfashiondiner - 18h s ... It's cup city over here Elo @luvshelo Oct 26 Parody account If you ever think about a woman with lust, it's already cheating - Justin bieber sagree. it just takes years of practice to 1 bro why 3k views ue hablan soy de boca test: Word ДУБ mmhmm mmhmm JB back needed a minute after prayer АТЕШН 49 1.7K 52K del 1M
Do It Lady @iAmShav. 22h ... As fuck Imao Sathickums @sadie_deedee Oct 28 I love a lil turbulence on a flight. A quick stomach drop. A slight thrill. am I crazy? 78 4.7K 40K del 1M
buse @bu1999se.19h s ... master's degree completed @POPSUGARAU It's not bad. But it wasn't adding anything. PINKPANTHERESS ON ATTENDING UNIVERSITY @popsugarau 39 3K 69K 744K
Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC 19h ... I need a better agent. These seats look terrible from this pic. I WAS IN KANGAROO JACK Us Us Weekly @usweekly 19h Jerry O'Connell proved he's a die-hard and committed baseball fan during the 2025 World Series. usmagazine.com/entertainment/... 303 940 32K 3.3M
Hamoodi @Kurta_of_Heart. 17h S ... white people scared to sit next to a Muslim on a plane but then do shit like this Dexerto @Dexerto 20h A TikToker has gone viral after recording himself crawling into the den of a hibernating bear 64 7.7K 136K del 2.5M
men for fielder @loafgren 12h S ... Skyler Higley @skyler_higley Oct 26 There should be a neutral guy between god and the devil 25 1.5K 22K 521K
moon moon the stupid wolf @moomoomel0n - Oct28 ... a thing I'm tryna make crabsolutely 71 1.5K 11K del 106K
nat @natsinctrl 17h G ... is he even okay?!?! Ty Woosley @tywoosley23 Oct 27 April to current for my client MacGregor. As DJ Khalid would say-ANOOTHAAAA ONE 201 854 34K 1.8M
@wkndupdater. 19h G ... graye been thinking abt this photo all day and it finally hit me. he's posed exactly like a pre-wwii yearbook photo SATURDAY NETWORK NIGHT.... @thesnlnetwork.Oct 28 Saturday Night Network Replying to @thesnlnetwork Ben Marshall 132 15 7K 162K

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