34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 27, 2025

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 27, 2025

If you ever expected Jim Downey to rant about the dangers of cancel culture, prepare to be disappointed.

The prolific SNL writer recently spoke with Variety about the ever-shifting relationship audiences have with comedy, explaining, “Sensibilities have changed — tightened, in some ways. You can say audiences have become too politically correct or too sensitive, but arguing about it doesn’t really help.”  

“What matters is not just what people find funny, but what they’re comfortable being seen laughing at. In a live audience, that’s a big factor,” Downey elaborated.

Andrew Schulz, however, has a different bone to pick with the state of comedy, and zeroed in on comedians who have “hot takes” about the industry. On a new episode of Flagrant, Schulz and his co-host Akash Singh, bemoaned comedians like Anthony Jeselnik and Marc Maron, saying, “If people know you for your opinions about comedy and not your jokes, you’re probably not funny. Simple as that.” 

While we all struggle to remember a single joke Schulz ever told, the funny people on Twitter are churning out tweets you’ll never forget. Today’s funniest include those about pity cheesecake, Adventure Time’s princesses and a game of Scruples.

Josh Billinson S ... @jbillinson Oct 26 what is even the purpose of the hair dye at this point Emily Brooks @emilybrooksnews Oct 26 Arnold Schwarzenegger joins CNN from a Gold's Gym LDS VM F THE UNION Datagonia CNN ONE WITH FORMER CALIFORNIA GOV. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER STATE OF PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JOINED IN THE SIGNING OF A F CNN.com THE UNION 884 3.8K 130K 4.2M
+ @galaxylover06.17h O ... Robby My roommate constantly complains that it's too cold so I made this image out of so MUCH spite That one friend that's too Cold it's so cold! 237 6.1K 89K del 946K
@30GotNext Oct 25 Smiley ... Power just went out while watching the Conjuring From José Arcadio Buendía 303 6.9K 119K del 6.7M
G @grovymango Oct 25 grovy ... My crush is losing interest in me! French onion soup 88 2.4K 59K del 719K
Frush Materwelon s @aussie_ralsei Oct 26 ... Try being a Mozart fan mads @181201b Oct 22 billie hasnt released music since august 2024 348 21K 434K del 6.7M
The Only Living Dead Girl in New York @missjellinsky 17h ... I dated a guy who did this to dress up as hunter S Thompson for halloween and it never grew all the way back in serge daney mcbride @abs_sweetmarie - Oct 25 2.2M Am I a bad mum for 10.9K letting my son cut his hair like Mr Burns? 50.1K 116 897 53K 2.3M
Nae @NaesCloset 23h ... Any moment can be an opportunity to yearn! Today 10:13AM Babe what should | be for Halloween My wife 122 8.6K 99K del 1.2M
s ethical hater @DijahSB . 21h ... I don't have time for this POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave - Oct 26 Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau are officially dating. 18 771 15K 348K
@TheArtOfZin Oct 26 Junzi G ... Norm Macdonald believed that the perfect joke was one in which the setup and the punchline are exactly the same Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson Oct 26 x VOTE FOR A VOTE FOR BART is A VOTE BART FOR IS A VOTE FOR ANARCHY! ANARCHY! IS ٨ VOTE CART 88 92K 3K del 2.6M
mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky 17h ... i i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says i'm normal and i don't get served any ads for crypto or gambling 39 1.9K 39K del 401K
Meesh Hell @waziot. Oct 26 ... As my dream was winding down last night everyone started discussing how people were getting a ride home from the dream 9 285 6.4K del 77K
O Eve @evek181818 Oct 26 ... no I'm not gonna lie, some of that stuff didn't have to happen @laylology Oct 25 Realizing everything had to happen exactly the way it did to experience the joys you have now GIF 8.6K 57K 48 del 1M
@RICKYRAGE 18h s ... Winnie the Pooh: horror bear 3: @finalchico Jul 9 when bears wear crop tops.. omg GIF II 40 4.1K 81K del 1.2M
JAXIE @jaxajueny.23h S ... INNOCENT #BaselessCharges Pop Base @PopBase Oct 26 Two people have been arrested over the theft of jewels at the Louvre. (bbc.com/news/articles/...) 12 2.8K 59K del 917K
Nes s ... @feydemon 18h Adventure time got a princess for everything what do you mean embryo princess Saturn @FinnMer12099379 . 23h THIS KID IS SUPPOSED TO BE EMBRYO PRINCESS??????? x.com/FinnMer1209937... PERRY OOK BACK 2.7K 850K 61 63K
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley - 21h ... There should be a neutral guy between god and the devil 1.1K 2.6K 32K del 830K
s ... clem @daughterclem - 17h Post ... clem @daughterclem.21h I can't wait for Touching Yourself Tuesday 2 32 del 341 aiko @kaebedoreal_2.19h Why wait now? ITS TUESDAY SOMEWHERE 1 1 ill 23 clem @daughterclem8h Wait you're right... let's stream Touching Yourself open.spotify.com 11 1 aiko @kaebedoreal_2.2h ... Wait thought we were just touching ourselves 1 del 9 37 2.9K 45K del 387K
daphne @endiive 20h ... pre shift pen suck accidentally sent me to the place between land and time GIF 15 485 14K del 152K
KYLE @thekillakay_ - 22h ... FanDuel don't care if someone dies on the field they not voiding shit 153 2.6K 27K del 690K
Auri Ren saw diru LA @nesrenie 23h O ... Restaurant gave me free cheesecake I asked why the waiter said he felt bad for me 56 884 23K del 226K
:( @itsoverkitten . 22h ... These adhd mfs be like omg texting people back is SOOOO hard!!! Anyway let me triple text my hallucinationship that left me on read two weeks ago 83 1.4K 13K 232K
s ... collect my manuscript pages @wristbow 9h playing scruples the game where you get asked about moral dilemmas but the version we have is from 1986 and my grandfather just asked me this A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRU You are a high school principal. Will you hire a competent teacher who is a homosexual? ©1986 М.В. Co. 120 OF SCRUPLES A QUESTION OF SCRUP 237 5 4.2K di 36K
S ... (432hz) @basedantichrist • Oct 25 Dad now D We aren't normal white people. Notification Center x Chase 1m ago 2 Apple Cash $7.00 Mom 7:30AM M Have you thought about giving your heart to Jesus? 247 9.1K 230K 4.9M
cory @coolmathgame_. Oct 25 ... wife: please just don't say anything stupid me: ok  me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol them: what me: i said roosters be waking up early 66 3.2K 61K del 879K
+ @oliviersaidhi . Oct 25 ... ib at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink 60 15K 133K del 1.6M
zo @b1tesnails Oct 25 G ... They've been doing this to me everyday for the last three months 29 3.7K 19K 346K
в askerville @WB_Baskerville Oct 25 O ... don't understand how this painting could not be extremely famous. How am I just now hearing of it for the first time sean @DilettanteryPod Oct 23 The Monkey Who Had Seen the World, Edwin Landseer, 1827 114 6K 122K del 2.8M
eloise @soupforeloise Oct 25 ... well shit... that's my trials and уер.... those are my tribulations.... but whose monkeys are they... and why am I in a circus 25 7.5K 63K del 714K
S Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen 14h ... The worse his hair looks the better you know he played. jeanie @jeaniezk.- 14h the hair LOS ANGELES UCLA He AKERS S LAL DEF. SAC 127-120 PTS FG 3-PT REB ANGELES AUSTIN ERS REAVES 51 12/22 6/10 11 CAREER HIGH 18 530 17K 414K
Molly @FSUmollz 18h ... Brian Kelly didn't get fired when he killed a kid, but got fired after three SEC losses. It just means more 138 2K 39K 2.2M
Burgeon Angel tra girlfriend museum @gfmuseum - 2h S ... Your story 1h X From Create Mode > in 2024 i was having so much meaningless sex that i was in the middle of 3 different rewatches of True Detective S1 11 141 4.1K 48K
the heart @Fredward3948576-21h ... she is having her way with me by not having me at all 16 1.1K 9.9K del 135K
Rand @randizzleDee.. Oct 26 ... Yeah sure let's get mad at the person trying to do something about evil witches haunting the town Ersin @Ersin0X Oct 24 An unhinged female jogger has left a California family feeling uneasy after she punched their Halloween decorations in two 'creepy' attacks. Ten days after the first attack, the jogger was caught on camera attacking the witches again. Grandmother said she found it strange that Show more 6 333 8.3K 153K
s ... halcy @halcyon_dot_exe 11h remembered at like 15 i was pushed to join this kids startup pitch weekend event thing histed by google. my idea for a computer parts recycling and resale thing made it all the way to the end before being failed by the google rep because i wouldnt consider using prison labour Youth Startup Worken Weak A C die 13 218 7.2K del 78K

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