42 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 20, 2025

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42 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 20, 2025

It’s the end of the week, and we’re thinking about the end of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show contract.

Stewart is nearing the end of his once-a-week hosting gig, and it’s unclear whether he’ll be back. Though he previously claimed he isn’t relevant enough to be in the White House’s crosshairs, Stewart’s return to late night has come with higher viewership and consisted of the kind of comedy Trump and friends have typically put a squash to.

Elsewhere, Ashley Padilla says one thing will always be relevant: farts. The SNL cast member spoke about last week’s fart bit, and explained that while some people are tired of flatulence, gas is funnier than ever. “We live in a culture that constantly needs and wants to be perceived as ‘put together,’” she explained. “We are constantly in control of our image. Constantly in control of how others look at us. So how funny is it, that you can do your makeup, curl your hair, be the hottest bitch in the fucking world and then a horn sound, with the stench of feces, can come out of your butt within the matter of one second and ruin the entire thing. That is what I find funny.”

Over on Twitter, people were busy putting together some hilarious tweets. This week’s funniest included those about the wrong time to return to class, what baseball purists want and a hollow menu item at Wendy’s.

sydney @mornings0da Oct 19 ... Me waiting for the D train before brutally losing to an 8-year-old at a chess tournament who asked me for permission to use the bathroom during our game 0x45 @0x450 . C Oct 17 can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures 69 662 77K 6.3M
Naniee.2x @Naniee2x 22h ... I'm the easiest person to ragebait like please don't say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad 131 23K 74K del 1.1M
s ... paula @paularambles 19h only an italian could look at a radiator and think this would hold sauce well and be correct Radiatori Type Pasta Media: Radiatori ~ Design Radiatori somewhat resemble fusilli in shape, but are generally shorter and thicker with a ruffled edge, circling the pasta.  They are modelled after an old industrial heating fixture,  having a straight pipe with concentric, parallel fins. Their design creates hollows to trap sauce. 56 984 16K 265K
bort @tacobort.2 22h ... I think if you accidentally leave your clothes in the washer they should smell better actually 12 395 13K 115K
flanthippe @flanthippe . 21h ... Your video game character should vomit after you make them kill their first guy 99 1.5K 23K 316K
(+=_=) @hugetulip Oct 18 G ... Thoughts on this fork? 7.1K 13K 179K del 10M
hazel (scary) @BluebriarArts Oct 18 s ... landlord accidentally sent me an email meant for her lawyer about a hit and run she supposedly committed 204 4K 151K del 1.7M
cariño @dialga0010.23h G ... Do u wanna be my new soulmate I need a new soulmate and best friend 2 week situationship take it or leave it Oh Ok Bet okay i love you | love you too 76 2.3K 30K 360K
Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps 18h ... (referring to Letterboxd) Are you on the Box? (referring to your letterboxd handle) Lemme get your Box bro 16 893 10K 143K
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon 11h ... friend's boyfriend is at the all-bald screening of BUGONIA and apparently shaving heads took too long so they're passing out bald caps. imagine being the last one who had to shave 56 1.6K 44K del 860K
PointlessHub @HubPointless 20h S ... What jewelry was fucking stolen BNO BNO News Live @BNODesk 20h NEWS JUST IN: Tornado hits Ermont near Paris, causing 3 cranes to collapse. At least 1 dead, 9 injured 385 13K 210K del 6.5M
@WikiOoc Oct 19 s ... Everyday i am in a process of eventually becoming myself 14 7.3K 47K 521K
Pedro's House @pedroupland.21h s ... not so fast he could still play Dorothy WENN.com The Wicked Source @TheWickedSource Oct 20 WICKED IS OFFICIALLY A JAMES CORDEN FREE ZONE x.com/thewickedsour.... 47 1.1K 41K 1M
surf @switchsurf 22h ... guy on my steam friends list changed his name so I checked on him only to discover he's been leveling up A Truly Threatening Foe This user has also played as: A Truly Threatening Foe A Mildly Challenging Foe A Mildly Intimidating Foe A Rather Mediochre Foe 103 8.5K 88K del 946K
BOBBY* IX @SENTRYSVOID Oct 19 G ... I only had the guts to approach ONE cosplayer today but I'm glad it was this guy A 72 3.1K 132K del 1M
ANANIA @Anania00 Oct 20 ... whoever just robbed the louvre can i borrow $20 43 5.1K 100K del 792K
:( @azfeelin 15h G ... saying i will do it tomorrow and tomorrow finally comes 54 29K 122K del 1M
Romanjelly TTV/YT @TheRomanjelly.23h ... I found that as a teacher, the best way to stop someone from doing these things is to ACTUALLY do it to your students. You're uncool, I promise you they'll start begging you to stop Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2.Oct 19 NO 6.7 *If you say 6,7 or do the motions associated with 6,7, you will be assigned a 670 word handwritten essay about how brainrot is effecting the younger generation! 137 1.8K 42K 926K
zy @lamineology Oct 20 O ... raw dogging life no weed, no antidepressants, no alcohol, no relationship to distract me GIF II 82K 174 883K 14K
ROBOTFUCKER @flatfacesucker Oct 21 ... Actually there are ways to be more intimate with a machine sash @alexamazov . Oct 19 getting naked in front of the washing machine as you do laundry is the most intimate you can be with a machine 45 2K 18K 247K
S ... Casey Sadler Stan @dpwenjoyer.22h Purpose - - Casey Sadler Stan X.com Purthese في (4) cars of Butter for S = - @dpwenjoyer Baseball purists watching a batter spend 30 seconds per pitch fiddling with his elbow guard and scratching his balls GIF ALT shaefer @sshhaef Oct 20 i actually liked when you could spend 3-4 hours chilling at the ballpark instead of blinking and 5 innings are already gone x.com/codifybaseball... 59 516 24K 855K
buzor @buzormemes - Oct 20 ... bro i hate managing money, i was born to splurge. 139 13K 47K del 656K
Chris Hay @AlsikkanTV Oct 21 ... Everyone making fun of this but what if she actually did that Pop Base @PopBase Oct 21 Janelle Monáe tells Lucy Dacus that she travelled back to the 1970s and saw David Bowie. JANELLE MONÁE ON 0:43 TIME TR AVEI ING TO 59 478 12K del 299K
Julio @JulioHashem. 23h G ... 4m ago Babe в Is it what I think it is? Babe 5m ago $10,392.47 out of our в checking account?!? Sports Tickets / Baseball / M.../ / Toronto Blue Jays Toronto Blue Jays World Series Home ... i Fri Oct 24 8:00 PM - Rogers Centre Important Event Info: Capacity: 39,150 Fans in atte... more Switch to Map CA $10,392.47 (CA $8,501.00 Sec 127 . Row 13 + CA $1,891.47 Verified Resale Ticket fees, including taxes) 1.5K 24K 88 981K
s copycat @pucadots 23h ... In the buses stomach for a more natural and unique ride 59 1.4K 49K 463K
Melody @Softwarecrow Oct 21 ... i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do 135 5.4K 103K 1.9M
Richard Vein @VeinRichard 12h ... would you rather instant message a shrimp or become pen pals with a bug 329 2.1K 17K del 247K
S Kai @Tasnyx Oct 21 ... I get a power trip when I'm alone on the bus Drive the beast for me 15 1.9K 28K 306K
lima- harris dickinson's pr manager @favdickinson Oct 21 S ... i think she regretted it lol P FOCUS : . C FEATURES . COMCAST COMPANY BUGON I FOCUS FE 36 S S 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 21 BB People getting their heads shaved at the free bald ABG screening of 'BUGONIA'. ПА BOGOHIA SIA 70 680 30K 1.7M
matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli·2 22h ... Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I'm interrupting the professor with a question that's actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm 99 3K 54K 749K
Luke @qLxke_.20h S ... reminds me of this Paul Scheer @paulscheer Better Call Saul is so good that I accidently paused a scene where Bob Odenkirk was sitting in a chair and I thought it was just a character study of him in silence. I watched a paused screen for 2 mins and thought it was such a great choice. 3:32 AM 09 Aug 22 @Softwarecrow Oct 21 Melody i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do 57 4.3K 84K
Bril @JubrilsBurner Oct 22 ... Went to class for the first time in weeks and accidentally walked into the midterm Il GIF 219 7K 190K del 2M
roach poster @boof_cart . 18h S ... Just scrolled past this on fb and it's killin me Rate My Plate Join ... X Brittany Hassell Cashh . 18h Ordered lunch from Wendy's yesterday.. 3 out of 4 nuggets were completely hollow 8.7K 1.7K 476 70 590K 1.2K 27K
not joão @house0fwaxxx Oct 22 G ... this might be the best tweet of the year. Pheezy @easylikepheezy Oct 19 Aretha was stepping on that toe bad 17 829K 1.9K 39K
Raksha @caraksha103 Oct 22 ... once Gmail decides your storage is full, it's over, no amount of deleting matters 558 6.6K 68K del 2.1M
your cousin Vinny @muddaub 9h ... Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name Pearl for her daughter, but, she said, that's the name of the daughter in... and we both said the scarlet letter as my other coworker said spongebob. 37 1.2K 27K 238K
soup @s0upworld Oct 22 ... throwback Do you think we'd make better enemies than lovers Delivered Shit Maybe 13 504 7.2K a 84K
kee @keedabratt_. Oct 2 22 ... Him: Let's keep things private My bio: keeping things private with Traydon 345 4.3K 33K del 836K
ēdē @theidi_ Oct 22 ... I never got caught W a phishing email cuz i barely open emails anyway. I got a message about W quarterly bonus in the subject and forwarded it to my boss like they tryna get me and hes like no thats legit please sign that 23 632 18K 232K
joji @jojipaints Oct 23 ... my coworker said bequeefed instead of bequeathed on a company- wide call and I...I just... I've never been happier 139 3.6K 97K 1.3M
McNeil BIGPLAY S @Reflog_18 . Oct 23 ... The way the league used to handle gambling issues 406 68K 9.7K del 8.4M
techbimbo S ... @jameygannon Oct 22 i think about this once a day LIS PRICE WE DESIGN EVERYTHING 500 EUR 800 EUR WE DESIGN, YOU WATCH 1000EUR WE DESIGN, YOU ADVISE WE DESIGN, YOU HELP 1500 EUR 2000 EUR YOU DESIGN, WE HELP YOU DESIGN, WE ADVISE 3500 EUR 5000 EUR YOU DESIGN, WE WATCH 8000 EUR YOU DESIGN EVERYTHING 423 11K 221K del 11M

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