20 Jokes That Not Everybody Will Love

A joke for some laughs is a pretty fair trade
20 Jokes That Not Everybody Will Love

We traded string cheeses for granola bars as kids, and now were trading jokes for laughs as grown-ups. Well, “grown-ups” is a pretty loose term around here, but you know what we mean. 

Were trying to get as many laughs as possible for these jokes, so please dont be stingy. Give up the goods! Youll have a much better time that way, we promise.

Low_cards 9mo ago I was driving down the road and saw a hitchhiker. Being in a generous mood, I decided I'd give him a ride. After I picked him up and we started on down the road, he was very thankful, but said you aren't scared that I could be a serial killer or something? So I chuckled, looked at him and said the chances that we are both serial killers is probably pretty low, don't you think? + 1.2K ...
Mojo Darkoblivion e 1y ago How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza. 1.7K Share ...
Sa7aSa7a 9mo ago A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender tell him Sorry, we don't serve strings here. Get out. The string walks out and unravels one end of himself and ties himself up a few times and walks back in and orders a drink. The bartender says Aren't you the string that was just in here? The string replies No, I'm a frayed knot Heard this joke probably 23 years ago. Still love it and tell it to people. + 1.6K ...
cmwpost 1y ago o What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor... + Share 2.3K ...
President_Calhoun 1y ago . Little boy: I'm named after my grandfather. Man: Oh? What's your name? Little boy: Grandpa. 2.6K Share ...
tooth28 1y ago A widow goes to the funeral director to discuss the arrangements for her late husband's funeral. She says one of his final wishes was to be buried in a black suit. The funeral director looks at the corpse and says, But maam, he's already wearing a very nice navy blue suit. Are you sure we need to change it?. She responds, yes, I'd very much like to honor his final wishes. The director says, ok. Please give us some time and we'll find him an appropriate suit. The widow drives home and once she gets through the
JustSomeDudeOnReddit . 1y ago A limbo champion walks into a bar. Не was disqualified! 2.9K Share ...
CRACKED I went to my chemistry teacher with a problem. Luckily, she had a solution.
 7y ago What is green and fuzzy, has 4 legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A pooltable - 1.2K
linuspickle 10y ago e What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing. + 2.8K ...
ExternalTangents 12y ago Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other. I lost an electron one says. Are you sure? the second asked. Yes, I'm positive. 3 ...
DoctorFronkenstein . 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Two men walked into a bar and the third guy ducked

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GeorgeWalkerKush 13y ago - I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me. 597 ...
vanfossenjeff . 13y ago . I don't see what's funny about Ray Charles jokes. + 391 ...
sagafood 13y ago Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, You man the guns, I'll drive. 530 ...
el-aficionado 6y ago e Is that felt? *touches fabric* Now it is! + 28K ...
RodamusLong 4y ago What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside. 762 ...
ripnetuk 4y ago Why do North Koreans draw the best straight lines ??? Because they have a supreme ruler. 870 ...
smickie 11y ago e There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off- by-one errors. + 2.9K ...
6ftCastle e 1y ago Where does a mansplainer get their water? From a well, actually. + 2.6K Share ...

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