35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 26, 2025

‘Source??? Pattern recognition’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 26, 2025

While reflecting on his slur-filled stand-up set, the Seinfeld alum claimed that he, “believe it or not,” was playing the character of an “idiot who’s a racist.” “That night, doing my act, I got interrupted, got heckled, and I really took it in the wrong way,” he admitted. “It went really bad, and I said some awful things,” Richards continued.

How I Met Your Mother’s Josh Radnor is also revisiting a few pivotal — and much less offensive — moments from his career. In a recent appearance on Jesse Tyler Ferguson’s Dinner’s on Me podcast, the actor said that rewatching his sitcom after 20 years has been a “healing” experience. “I’m watching it with some distance and some like more tenderness and compassion for myself,” he explained. “And I’m like, ‘You were doing a really good job. You were doing a really good job in a really hard role.’”

These hilarious tweets are also worthy of praise. Today’s funniest include those about modern manmade wonders, Charlotte York’s side quest and the baddest bitch in Apple history.

@bjs_alejo2.20h 0 ... Alejo X 34 5K 76K del 649K
Alex @alexxdebut.20h G ... i need him idk CENTRAL 166 2.8K 47K del 1M
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY 11h ... Went looking for something I knew that would hurt my feelings 15 2.4K 16K del 139K
lilly pulitzer prize @eviIcherub 15h G ... #OneBattleAfterAnother WE BOOGIED AT NIGHT WE MAGNOLIA'D WE GOT PUNCH DRUNK THERE WAS BLOOD WE MASTERED WE VICED INHERENTLY WE THREADED THE PHANTOM WE ATE LICORICE PIZZA 36 1.2K 13K 258K
Redd IRIS @ReddCinema 14h G ... And she's just smiling cause she thinks that's her granny lumi @ilylumii 15h My niece and the giant pup dressed up as the big bad wolf and little red riding hood. 21 1.1K 23K del 222K
G ... King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa.21h love seeing posts that would have done well at any point in the last 200,000 years Yuta @rlevi 21h Не found THE stick 39 1.8K 47K 503K
meow @skitzocat.1 10h source??? pattern recognition 3.5K 10K del 120K
Kay ... @KaylarWill This belongs in the hater hall of fame I'm howling @Dboysback65 - Sep 23 I hate when people say I'm so blessed and I literally know for a fact that they're not. 11:40 AM Sep 25, 2025 1.7M Views
@Vickcantmiss 19h s ١٠٠٠ i like ur name thanks, i got it for my birthday 16 4.1K 47K 407K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.23h G ... auolingo Which one of these is the glass? 1 Is were 2 la gauche 3 la droits yoo hoo over here ahhh answer KIP 22 3.3K 77K 551K
G nostalgia @solelynostalgia• 4h ... what the hell was charlotte york doing in sharkboy and lava girl @manonfilms.4h me with my 30 year old со worker 34 829 16K del 287K
sui dev @birdabo404.14h G ... fixed it. gabsmashh @gabsmashh Sep 24 bad cable management tbh 98 708 15K del 269K
G ... OH Caleb @OKCowboysBraves. 5h T th N°V This is the greatest photo of all time MAYFIELD 6 67 50 7 6 7 1ST QUARTER > 7:12 del 1.5M 61K 2K 167
Words @itswords_.13h G ... Realizing my age is getting serious but my life is not vikx 5.4K del 390K 29 37K
@liljay11k.22h G ... jaden HEAT 6 POV: How Dads be moving when it comes to cooking the most exquisite meal youve ever tasted and then not cook again for the next 7 months 42 2.3K 48K 458K
G Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes.20h ... Always trust your gut 3 coffees no breakfast Yes 14 hour screen time 8 853 9K 157K
shAn @preset_2m3 . 1 19h O ... be like statisticians Probability mass function Nation adidas WA100 0.15 Nitco wd300 N:500 K:70 me300 0.10 PMF 0.05 0.00 0 10 20 30 40 50 60 Presidently Daraty k-np P(X < <) = zu St Au Vnp(1-p) Starter: .. yeah this may or may not happen 25 2.3K 27K del 293K
Grace @gracecamille_.7h ... that month where everyone pretended their stupid boyfriends think about the Roman Empire.. 57 2.2K 32K 450K
@meishato . 7 7h ... when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it 14 2.1K 14K del 106K
bigsock @biggersocks - . 22h G ... sorry i can't. i'm watching a live stream 13 2.3K 29K 305K
@vamptact.5h 0 ... flagclip 2 minutes ago X From Create Mode > hiding in her bush like we in fortnite 8 876 9.6K del 100K
Wicked Updates @GalindaHQ 4h G ... this is so messy but okay period! WICKED TheGrandeTop10 @TheGrandeTop10 . 6 6h There will be unseen footage of people who auditioned for 'Wicked' besides Ariana Grande and Cynthia during the NBC SPECIAL CYNTHIA ERIVO ARIANA GRANDE & SPECIAL GUESTS DUCKED ONE WONDERFUL NIGHT NOVEMBER 6 ON NBC 16 536 19K 546K
Lola del Rey @Lola_lmao7.20h G ... I want to look like this in my 90s cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic - 23h Lucy Liu, 90s 419 7.3K 240K del 5M
sean @DilettanteryPod 21h ... I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears. 57 5K 49K del 646K
cole @juul_survivor. 18h G ... set Wed Shattered a glass and I just don't want to deal with it right now so put up a traffic cone in case I forget tomorrow OP ARKING SALTSHED 111 1.9K 60K del 754K
O natgeo/CW's PR Manager @natgeo61.10h ... Word got it 8:47 5G 234 D Dad Today 8:46 AM Do you think mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me Read 8:46 AM Yes That's why you're a bears fan Subject 141 2K 77K del 2.3M
Anime Aesthetics G @anime_twits. 15h ... When you come to visit your old job 34 1.3K 17K del 242K
cuckold jones @cuckcat.16h (flirting) you're haunting my dreams 13 2K 8.1K del 121K
Brandon @Thuislander17h S ... ORANGE ZERO SUGAR Why do i always 0,4g/ploa feel so FIT Ingredienser: fyll san ZYN dihydrat. aroma COOL MINT 3mg Nicotine/Pouch Denna produ ZYN.COM SPLANGLANG MONSTE AL ENERGY ENERG ATES METABOLISM DY FAT ZERO ULTR BATON do e 33 1.1K 27K 375K
@catsb... .20h s ... cats being weird you were warned THIS GUY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! 18 2.4K 40K 656K
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1-21h s ... aMC E @humanxmaybe. dd oh so now i'm the bad guy just bc i'm a piece of shit 11 9.3K 298K 497
1d s ... Images Al Could Never Re... Comments daniel_exe 8w hated this scene so fucking 48699 much that I watched Whiplash right afterwards just to see him get psychologically abused Reply View 183 more replies 64 5.7K 2M 148K
chubby cheeks mcgee 17h S ... Not my supervisor that's been motivating me to stick it out at my job just put in her two weeks GIF ALT 49 1.1K 34K del 393K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellN... 1d s ... Epic Maps @Locati0ns Why did humans stop building wonders? Siddharth Singh @siddharth3 We didn't. 86 3.5K 110K 1M
m @mar3uss.1 1d G ... They brought they baddest bitch out this day Pop Base @PopBase.1 1d The Rose Gold iPhone 6s turns 10. iPhone iPhone - 6.1K 78K 86 2M

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