31 Times Someone Had a Total Lack of Common Sense

‘I caught my mum trying to squeeze lighter fluid into a butane blowtorch the other day’
31 Times Someone Had a Total Lack of Common Sense

There’s a common line drawn in intelligence between “book smarts” and “street smarts.” To make it simple, book smarts are the sort of things you might expect to see on a Scantron-based test. Street smarts are more of a constant test, seeing how likely you are to poison or electrocute yourself.

Redditors shared some of the most completely mind-boggling lapses of common sense by otherwise normal enough people. Some of them hold honest-to-god PhDs, but apparently none of their college credits covered what you can put in a microwave, for example. 

Keep reading for some decisions that would make the Three Stooges wince.

I_Like_Knitting_TBH . 1y ago | used to work at Dunkin' Donuts in college. There were varying degrees of a lack of common sense, but the worst offender was the kid who had taken an order and came to ask me how do you make a black coffee? When training people in any job I've had, I always try to reassure them that there are no dumb questions, but, in my heart, when I'm telling them that, I'm including a giant asterisk on that statement.
spizoil 1y ago A friend was buying something, can't remember what, so I looked at the nutritional values on the pack and told her 'half of that is sugar' she said 'what?' I said 'look, 50 grams of sugar in 100 grams'. She said 'Don't be stupid that's only 100 grams not all of it. I said nothing more
zerbey a 1y ago I've gotten into multiple arguments with different people who think immigrants just come here and get free housing, free cars and other such amazing benefits. One guy thought they were given platinum visas with uncapped credit. I can tell you as an immigrant that this is 100% not true. I kind of wish it was, would have solved a whole lot of issues I had when I arrived here!
OrangeManGottaGo44 1y ago I work in Database Administration, Oracle/SQL Server, whatever pays the bills. You remote login into servers all over the world, install software, migrate tera-byte size databases, etc.etc. We brought a new guy on to the team (15 DBAs), and gave him his hardware for the job. Desktop, monitor, keyboard mouse and mousepad. Не wasn't able to connect the components.
No General1728 1y ago I remember hearing someone asking in my school if Denmark was in England
superwaldo3000 . 1y ago A со worker of mine called out sick from work one day then came into the store an hour later to shop. That's like robbing a bank then going back to the same bank to deposit money while the cops are there investigating the robbery.
PhilosoKing 1y ago I called up my old landlord (almost senile guy in his 70s) to take a look at an electric socket that seemed to be jammed with debris inside the holes. His first instinct upon inspection was to produce a fork to dislodge the mess. Thankfully his movement in his old age was quite slow so I had enough time to process the disaster he was about to unleash upon himself. | stopped his hand and asked him whether he was tired of living. Hopefully he's still alive and kicking today.
Brown_Net . 1y ago The woman who rang into a radio station to complain that signs had been erected that encouraged deer to cross at the busiest part of a 4 lane busy road.
xbabyscratchx . . 1y ago Someone | know went to uni, so was living by themselves for the first time. They went to make beans on toast... by putting the beans on the bread.... then putting that in the VERTICAL slot on the toaster. Nearly burnt the flat down.
pm_me_gnus 1y ago Years ago, a young Philadelphia Phillies player spent his offseason, as many young players do, playing winter ball in Venezuela. In spring training for the upcoming Phillies season, he mentioned to a teammate that he needed to get a TV. The teammate asked if he'd had one if Venezuela, and why hadn't he brought that one with him. Player replied that it wouldn't have done any good, as the TV he had in Venezuela only got Spanish-speaking stations.
BigGrayBeast . 1y ago I was explaining to someone how the Dead Sea scrolls through located. And inside of pots they discovered in the cave, they found ancient scrolls. She interrupted me to ask if they were still alive. I was confused. What was still alive? The squirrels she said, the ancient squirrels.
handtoglandwombat . 1y ago I caught my mum trying to squeeze lighter fluid into a butane blowtorch the other day. She's a professor.
RoseWould 1y ago Guy had his car towed by a new apartment complex he just moved into. His plates were 2 years out of date, and threw a 10 minute tantrum while the office had to explain LEGAL and running. Anyway the entire time he was using me as a taxi, I said the end of the month is coming up, it's probably going to get auctioned off soon. And he seemed to think that they'd hold it for him until it had been on there 30 days, not like I was telling him, where the entire lot gets sold.
lil_literalist • 1y ago My cousin and her husband are both very senior engineers working for Elon Musk. Literal rocket scientists. | once saw them struggle to remember how to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hushwater . 1y ago Watched a guy screw in a clearly blown light bulb look confused at the bulb not lighting up, proceed to remove the light bulb and stuck their finger in the socket and got electrocuted. Like wtf man?!
DorkusMalorkus89 . 1y ago When | was on holiday in the US, someone asked me if we had TV in Ireland yet. This was in 2008.
whiddlekitty 1y ago I've posted this before, but my wife's little sister (at 26 years old) asked her parents what would happen with their house when they die. They replied plainly that the estate would be divided equally between their three daughters. Then she just straight up asked them to will her the house separately. Her reasoning? She said her two older sisters already have houses. The oldest sister was living with her boyfriend in HIS house. My wife and I were in the second year of our 30 year mortgage. Yet she felt like this justified her getting the
nineeighteen83 . 1y ago Had a coworker call off of work one night so she could think about what second job she should get. Not go out and apply, just sit home and think about it. (She was also 30 when I found out she had never heard of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.) Another coworker saw me checking my makeup with my front facing camera and exclaimed, You have a mirror on your phone?!
paka96819 . . 1y ago I told a guy not to chain lock his bike to this pole. Got really mad at me and says there is no sign that forbids it. I told him it is only 3 ft tall and someone can just lift it up and take the bike.
urdadisreallystupid . 1y ago I told a teacher of mine that the best antivirus for computers is the pre-installed one that comes with windows and a little bit of common sense... Не asked us if common sense was a program he could install. Only after a few seconds of me staring at him did he realize his mistake.
emiliamarie © 1y ago I worked it in retail and I also happen to paint as a hobby and was even hired to do murals as a side job. During my time in retail, a teacher from the local elementary school told me she was teaching art and wanted to know what colors to mix to make the color white because she wants to buy as few colors as possible. When I told her it was impossible and that she's better off buying white, she told me she had known better than to ask a retail worker about anything concerning
Purple_Pansy_Orange 1y ago A friend of mine says she goes out for Starbucks even though she bought a higher end coffee maker because she doesn't want to waste a full pot of coffee by brewing a pot at home. I advised that she could brew exactly the amount she wanted and did not *have* to make a 12 cup pot just because that was the capacity of the pot. She had no idea....
Reddituser0346 . 1y ago Had a friend who was offered a Fulbright scholarship, but turned it down because she had just started seeing a new guy and didn't want to leave him. They lasted a few weeks after the date she would have taken up the Scholarship.
realmofconfusion 1y ago Someone I used to work with was incredibly gifted academically but was as thick as a brick when it came to common sense. She had a boyfriend with whom she had a kid. To say that their relationship was tempestuous (even before she had the kid) would be putting it mildly as they were constantly breaking up and getting back together again. When she had the kid she decided to get her boyfriend's name tattooed on her arm. Sure enough they break up a few months later and she decides this is the final straw and get
 1y ago I knew a guy in college, smart guy great grades in a hard program, he would get a 20oz bottle of soda and while most people open them slowly so they don't explode he would just grip and rip that shit off and the bottle would overflow all over. Then he would clean it up. Не just didn't get it no matter how many times | told him.
zachtheperson 1y ago We were on a family vacation, and like we always do we go to the grocery store first thing when we get there. Me, my sister, and my dad were all walking together, when out of nowhere he starts ranting about how dumb it is that stores have to be politically correct, nowadays and install these stupid midget poles, around the base of the freezers so little people have something to stand on to look inside. You know what? I had never given a single thought to those rails once in my life. However, after thinking about
WatercressOk8763 . 1y ago My ex quit a good paying job to do multilevel marketing full time. It did not work out for her and she went bankrupt.
vanillaskyr 1y ago My friend who is 43 years old and educated as an engineer booked a non-refundable vacation with flights and accommodation using up nearly all her savings, to de-stress from not having a job right now. Just to find out that she can't get a visa to the country she was going to, because of her nationality.
Gramma-51 . 1y ago Worked with a young fella he lost his bank card and couldn't figure out how come money was still coming out of his account.....he had his code written on the back of his card because he couldn't remember it
EarlyAd3047 1y ago I had a friend from the Philippines who wanted to do her Master's degree at Bryman college, because it was the best - she had googled the best art schools in the US and the first ad to show up was for Bryman college so she thought it was actually the best one. I told her no, talk to some of the artists you admire online and ask them to recommend a place instead. She then came back and named a college, and said her favorite artist goes there. I asked if he taught there and she said no.
doublestitch a 1y ago Met a woman who admonished me for not knowing Latin. You mean you lived in the country and you didn't speak the language? She thought they speak Latin in Latin America. She worked at a university.

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