35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 12, 2025

‘October already costing too much’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 12, 2025

Drew Carey never wanted his show to be like Seinfeld

The legendary comedian explained his decision to pitch his eponymous sitcom as the “anti-Seinfeld,” saying that he found himself wondering what the deal was with shows almost exclusively taking place in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. “There are so many other cities that people live in,” he said of his decision to set his sitcom in his Midwestern hometown of Cleveland. “It’s just annoying.”

Meanwhile, comedian Andrew Santino recently shared his beef with a certain Burbank-based mouse, and divulged that Hulu “couldn’t wait to trim the fat” on jokes poking fun at “Disney adults” in his new stand-up special, White Noise. Santino was ultimately able to find a middle ground with Hulu while editing the special, though some of his punchlines “were manipulated” in the process. “I’m not going to lie: They definitely changed the jokes,” he confessed. 

These tweets, however, were perfect from the get-go. Today’s funniest include those involving photos of Uranus, Hugh Jackman’s fork and bizarre game-show prizes.

@King_S... 19h ... King Sukuna NIIITTD Quii in Him and his giant fvcking fork Kaif @outlawkaif.20h Hugh Jackman 35 337 95K 9.7K
daramgar @daramgaria 18h G ... chased down this lady to take a photo of her louis vuitton crawfish bag this is crazy 303 13K 210K 2.7M
@Cat... 12h cats with jobs ... Thank you Cheezo. Arriving today by 10 PM See all orders Out for delivery Cheezo will deliver your package. Ordered Out for Shipped Delivered delivery @catworker 10 382 7.7K 150K
old people online @OldE... 19h G ... is with 1d Please ejaculate!! This hurricane is serious. If you are in the area leave! HURRY UP & EJACULATE!!!! 26 775 12K 182K
rated * @imyrated.13h G ... being high in 2009 probably felt good asf 8 @offdxan6/24/25 need kfc guitar hero meal from 2009 so bad KFC KFC KFC GUITAR HeRO WORLD TOUR GymBA Heart GUITAR Hero WORLD TOUR KFC 201 2.4K 44K du 1M
Grace. @graciell_ - 1d ... me in math: me in english: 260 8.1K 37K 527K
Christina's Gone @Tina... .14h s ... I have a clearer one @MAstronomers• 1d Curiosity Clearest image of uranus ever taken 380 2.8K 70K 1.9M
Colombe @Columba_1.23h ... I like films from the 1960s where basically nothing happens and it's just some young guy wandering around. 112 495 9.7K 193K
@Pi....14h ... non aesthetic things с Flirting Skills Replied to your story You look exactly like my first wife How many wives do you have? O Message... + 180 2.9K 42K 774K
mariana Z @mariana057.14h The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. Не should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend. 2.3K 13K 169K 4.3M
Posts Of Cats @Posts0... . 1d s ... Bro tried eating his auto feeder YUPOSL 156 5.8K 80K 1.1M
o If daily aino @dailyainoo.2 21h ... this is literally my favorite thing in the HOVOVERSE whole game rez dawg @calxaurum.2d Lmao??? Pavlov <Drooling Dog> 8 2.1K 33K 449K
Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCa... 1d ... this is my life now 2.7K 343K 26 32K
faith @girlcel_. 1d ... me: c-conditioner? W,,what? you want me to rub this gel into my hair to,,, to condition me,,,? ah,, t,,that's so,,,, >_< W,,what are you going to condition me to do?? y,, you're making my,, head all soft,,, i feel it working,, ouhh gf: (finally able to throw away my 2 in 1) okay 55 2.1K 32K 394K
... @cinnamofan1200-15h s ... erm m @fashioninthebay 1d Authoritarian vibes 36 422 12K 230K
@twaniimals.18h O ... 16 2.8K 20K 504K
t @VSpace_..18h s ... AD PROJECT BUDO DEMIGO . 18:45 I HAD SEX!!! Dawko 54K views 2 hours ago + @VSpace_..18h im with my girlfriend 175 5.3K 108K 2.2M
Kyler Spamton @KylerSpa... 11h ... к Girl called me pretty today. I am honored. It's. A part of me now. Kyler Pretty Spamton 47 1.3K 19K 189K
illegally blond @kcd... 22h ... 9/11 today, top surgery tomorrow, terrible week to be a big set of twins 14 405 8.6K del 105K
Y @livingwmooch - 1 1d SHEIN will have you walking around matching with 5 bitches rIII 164 1.8K 16K 437K
tee @shanteejanaaee . 1 1d October already costing too much 128 7.6K 17K del 554K
Let people enjoy things! @... 20h ... No revenge because....Im in my house s pretending to be an early 2000s video vixen. Idc enough 27 3.6K 10K 216K
Sage @Be_like_Sage 17h not wearing black is kinda hard to do 78 7.1K 20K IN 381K
@snail... .1d s ... snailgoesboing feel good Hintendo Nintendo of America 9/10/21 АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА... 68 3.5K 44K 987K
Alejo @bjs_alejo2. 1d ... Pop Cap NFS MW 2005 L 4 HARZ 0 HON GO 2015 Canva Ps W 06:05 Alam P 06:10 - x 06:20 06:30 2025 64K 919K 41 5.1K
g @34rths.1 19h Can you periodically let me know you still Like me 13 3.4K 14K 210K
Chelsea Mick @theattiredtas... 1d ... OMG WE GOT BARRICADE FOR STICK TO THE STATUS QUO 6.1K 128K 82 1.9M
Rob @robrousseau.1 15h never forget In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11 the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am. M MARRIOTT 61 632 15K 320K
serena shahidi @glamdemon20....1 1d ... This story always moves me... her joie de vivre... her unburdened spirit... NEVER let eating your airpod get you down! NEW YORK POST New York Post @ny... .9912 I accidentally ate an AirPod-with no choice but to let it pass naturally trib.al/i16BPJY behave 14 1.3K 29K 736K
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.1d S ... I'm an easy man to shop for COMFORT COLORS - M - M - M WEAPONS 1K 287K 69 15K
indie @INDIEWASHERE-1d s ... my friend just added me to a group chat that's been established for years GIF 13 18K 458 del 218K
@Gimmick... 14h s ... Internet Slop ladies ladies please one at a time kys -15 11 1.5K 15K 121K
Grace. @graciell_ 20h the only cold treatment i accept: 16 ORANDO 277 4.2K 16K 473K
@Shit....13h s ... ShitpostGateway BOB TOM YOU JUST WON A GIANT TUNGSTEN CUBE! 411 37 10K 97K
@uxcel1 10 you're so chill thanks i'm completely disconnected from reality at all times 17 4.4K 15K 233K

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