21 Jokes, Quotes and Goofs to Scream at the Top of Your Lungs in a Group Setting to Really Make an Impression

Good or bad, an impression will surely be made
21 Jokes, Quotes and Goofs to Scream at the Top of Your Lungs in a Group Setting to Really Make an Impression

If youre truly starved for attention, you probably wont mind if its good or bad attention. Bad attention is like a cranky toddler who just needs to feel seen, or an incredibly annoying kid who, well, just needs to feel seen.

We guess we’re trying to say that its a lot easier to get bad attention, but if you really want to been seen for something that makes people happy, these will definitely help get some eyes on you and some smiles on them!

a_grunt_named_Gideon e 2y ago What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto - 275
joe2352 e 2y ago Did you know in South Africa there is a crocodile that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful back legs and the fact that the average house can't jump. 709 ...
gerrgheiser в 2y ago People are typically shocked when they find out I'm a terrible electrician - 918 ...
Hazard-SW 2y ago Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Then, a few minutes later you hit 'em with knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken. I can never finish it with a straight face. It's petty and childish and stupid and it cracks me up every time. - 1.8K
PurpleHumpbackQuail 7y ago A slice of apple pie is $2 in Jamaica, and a slice of pumpkin pie is $3 in Cuba, but Banana Cream pie is only $1.50 in St. Lucia. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. - 556 ...
Famouslaugh : 7y ago A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. The bartender, astonished, says, We have a drink named after you! The grasshopper, wide-eyed and smiling, says, You have a drink named Steve?!?! 198 + 3 more replies
paid-program e 7y ago I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid but | can stop anytime - 367 ...
 7y ago What is green and fuzzy, has 4 legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A pooltable - 1.2K
ryl371240 7y ago What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? The same middle name. 1.3K ... + 7 more replies
 7y ago A squirrel lives in a tree. One day he feels it shaking, looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel asks: What are you doing climbing my tree? Well, I'm coming up here to eat some pears, says the elephant. You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears. I brought my own. - 1.1K ...
honest_wtf 7y ago What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels 2K ... + 14 more replies
thestonez 7y ago Guy yells to a stranger across the river, I need to get to the other side. Stranger yells back... You are on the other side. 3.4K ...
What is brown and sticky? A stick.
CRACKED Why have aliens never visited Earth? We only have one star.
CRACKED When the child got lost at the mall, how'd they find him? Pretty upset, for starters.
Godd2 2y ago Couple of things to remember about marriage: One the one hand, you get to wear a cool ring. On the other hand, you don't. 115 Reply ... + 3 more replies
goldengoose3584 o 2y ago Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender. 83 ... + 7 more replies
letsconversate 11y ago What did the corn say after stubbing his toe? Aw shuck! 176 ...
undiebundie 11y ago . Edited 11y ago A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, make me one with everything. + 417 ...
Oisean2327 4y ago 9 Why do some couples not go to the gym? Some relationships don't work out. 562 ...
chacham2 . 4y ago What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxicabs. 715 ...

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