59 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of August 2025

Great news for HR girlies and Barstool Sports fans: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are officially engaged. “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married,” the pair captioned several photos of Kelce popping the question. 

Amid congratulations and speculation on whether the NFL star would’ve proposed back in February had the Kansas City Chiefs not gotten “their teeth kicked in” during Super Bowl LIX, fans had a lot to say about how Kelce and Swift will be pronounced man and climate criminal. “The way she’s always like ‘yup that’s me and that stupid guy I keep around,’” joked one poster, while another pondered how Swift will maneuver her private jet down the aisle. 

Others, however, turned to the prenup, wondering how a notorious himbo like Kelce will navigate all that legalese. “That prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read,” wrote one fan. “That could be anything upwards of 3 pages,” replied a second. 

Fortunately, Kelce can practice his phonics by reading the rest of these brutal burns. This month’s spiciest scorchers flamed Euphoria plotlines, ICE agents and Charlie Kirk’s big-ass head.