35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 28, 2025

‘Having an empty laundry basket is the best five seconds of my life’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 28, 2025

Before South Park was even a twinkle in their eyes, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were pissing off their teachers with their Eric Cartman impressions. 

In the commentary track for South Park’s pilot episode, the pair reflected on their time at the University of Colorado Boulder, and admitted to frequently disrupting class with early versions of their characters’ voices. “Trey and I would always get thrown out of class, because we did this one stupid voice that basically sounded like Stan and Kyle, or Cartman,” Stone said.

While Parker and Stone committed to the bit, Loren Bouchard recently shared how he’s committed to bringing more emotional storylines to the Belcher family. “It’s really nice to be able to do these episodes that feel a little heavier,” Bouchard said ahead of the show’s Season 16 premiere. “They have a little more oomph to ’em. We don’t do it casually.”

These tweets also pack a different kind of emotional punch, one that will keep you laughing all day long. Today’s funniest include those about Gotham-posting, a balanced diet and a very long grilled cheese.

Black Girl @t_sadiity.1 1d Okay fall, I see you showing a lil leg 31 5.5K 16K del 384K
eveo @eveoart.22h s ... 3 straight digging twin they don't know I'm digging in my butt rn omg he digging in his butt rn he in that shit deep fr 28 1.8K 27K 388K
BAD IDEA @Plutopresi...* 1d s ... RBAN REIND I hate it when I check my transactions history and everything adds up like damn so no one stole from me 156 5.8K 24K 480K
Patrick Plainview @singlemo... 1d s ... Barstool Americanism must die Cody Main @cmain7.2d i'm not really sure why that's relevant JM Wifey Today 1.59 PM It Tous HEAVY or HEAVY Touchdoowwnn! prime THURSDAY FOOTBALL how much money have you spent on Amazon this week??? Delivered BABE...How much money have you lost on DraftKings this week? 30 530 456K 19K
taoki @justalexoki.7h >in google meet >need to fart >mute quickly >insane blast >unmute >wait >why am i muted now mfw 99 216 15K del 350K
matt @computer_gay.2 20h ... Your arms are so big. I'm jealous All I have is fat ass At least the ass is a lot more important muscle But I no bottom So I meant for like walking 18 236 13K 223K
Rurouni Aly SOON NYCC @Rur... 22h s ... My wax lady told me Good girl when I didn't flinch and I- 140 853 11K 409K
Oguri Cap @ashenbeast1985-21h s ... Do fish belong in the sea? Chef @chefsevenn.1d Do onions belong on a burger? 248 1.5K 36K 646K
gio @giootweets.21h ... a healthy balanced diet 96 3.5K 31K del 727K
Charles @wotancore.16h My therapist just said to me, and it hit me like a brick, you know I'm required to report all this to law enforcement, right? 89 516 14K 276K
Respectful Memes @Re... . 23h s ... When a car let's me go SO | hit this move 7 626 10K 160K
kipp @kalopop 22h ... just caught myself sitting like this phone 128K 180 8.1K 1.2M
Margaretsnatchr @margar... 20h s ... Grindr in NYC when Europeans visit Someone now Hey, | love 9/11! Would love to check out the museum! 14 231 7.9K del 163K
duck @ExtremeBlitz_.19h s ... How the battlepass skins be staring at you when your loading into the game 18 1K 19K 243K
The Notorious J.O.V. @w....22h s ... The ibuprofen entering my body and not knowing where to start 31 5.1K 39K 587K
NO CONTEXT HUMANS 12h ... isfp @isfp my talent is identifying birds 12:37 PM 30/08/2021 intj @intj 2m okay. what's this one? Carpe isfp @isfp 1mv yep it's definitely a bird 80 425 10K 222K
в is for baby whisperer 16h G ... if 9 month olds understood memes they would love this one The Fourth Way @The4th... . 1d Stop dematerializing Stop screaming every time like a coward. leave the room! 16 1.1K 22K 356K
MG @the0nlymg- 1d Amazon just fired me while I'm in their CAR van. All this sht going to my house. 329 1.1K 16K 486K
beth @dayasdear . 14h S ... Zendaya you could do the funniest thing ever rn Buzzing Pop @BuzzingP... 16h Taylor Swift's engagement announcement is now the most-liked post by a living artist in Instagram history, surpassing Zendaya's birthday post for Tom Holland (28 MILLION). 12 921 31K 602K
sarah @carolinaruins 1d being a picky eater is not for the weak like first u have to deal with not liking any food and then u got ppl on ur ass telling you to grow up and eat tomatoes. 425 12K 76K dJ 1.4M
Star Slop @starslopped 12h ... at least i was productive i do a little task i i lay down 2 1.8K 12K 140K
ريال @hoesluvzaheer.19h $. @yelllllllllla-8/5/25 what sign are you most compatible with? 43 9.6K 26K 916K
@Whotfismick-21h G ... Fulbu Marken - Me at 3am planning how I'm gonna change my whole life from tomorrow 1.6K 7.7K 19 106K
isaiah @tlop444.7h ... bro my best friend since we were kids just got married and didn't tell anyone and when i asked him why this was his response... 25m ago omar can't lose aura tbh 199 2.2K 73K del 1.4M
pelumiii. @shelovespelu... 19h s ... septembag, octobag, novembag and decemball. inshallah 178 7K 27K 603K
Kali Ikari ....1 1d s ... tw // overaged drinking im.... ddrungjk.... *dies of old age* 110 4.3K 40K del 436K
ems @atotalposer 14h ... THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD 457 6.8K 97K 1.7M
Unusual Lumii @Biglumii4 - 17h ... having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life. 22 2.4K 8.6K del 134K
Daniel @growing_daniel . 21h s ... These spam texts are becoming psychological terrorism 8:45 X 2 +1 (216) 484-2683 > Text Message SMS Today 8:45 AM Let's ride a bike to feel the fresh air tomorrow. The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk 88 645 15K del 255K
alex turntine @turntineforwhat 13h s ... everyone look at my grilled cheese please and thank you 89 468 10K 168K
@northstardoll - 12h s. enough ragebait. lovebait me. gigglebait me. joybaitme. 40 6K 33K del 382K
sadityCo @THEEDON304 20h s ... Kind of apartment that changes the way you laugh Khloe @BlushThoughts - 21h deserve this high ceiling highrise penthouse 62 2.7K 28K del 722K
sylvie @supersylvie_ .22h s ... you're not supposed to do it for the benefits sylvie @supersylvie_.22h Unfortunately there are no benefits to creating a nuclear reactor in your basement and making your neighborhood uninhabitable 16 966 10K 135K
Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade 23h s ... @kawaiiposting peste labubónica 565 6.2K 42K del 1M
jonny @DAYM4RE.1d G ... Penguin Roy Mustang Updates @EF....1d Tweet like you live in Gotham 10 2.3K 50K 814K

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