49 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of August 18, 2025

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49 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of August 18, 2025

Weeks after Sydney Sweeney’s controversial American Eagle ad, the actress is setting the record straight — about her months-old decision to sell a bar of soap infused with her bathwater. 

Sweeney refused to address her great jeans/genes campaign during a recent interview with The Wall Street Journal, instead blaming women and 2023’s Saltburn for her now-dated bathwater soap debacle. “It was mainly the girls making comments about it, which I thought was really interesting,” Sweeney said of her divisive Dr. Squatch collaboration. “They all loved the idea of Jacob Elordi’s bathwater.”

Much like her ill-fitting jeans, folks on Twitter weren’t buying Sweeney’s excuses.

“Yess girl, throw women under the bus that’ll really help you beat those allegations,” one person wrote.

“Oh she’s slow fr,” added a second, while another argued that Sweeney “wasn’t acting when she played Cassie” on Euphoria

Much like Sweeney’s HBO gig, no acting is required for laughing at these brutal Twitter burns. This week’s most scorching poke fun at Post Malone’s SKIMS campaign, Chicago beach days and nerds like JD Vance.

Johnny McNulty dot b sky d... . 1d s ... Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment. 31 4K 56K del 743K
Patty @PattyTakes213-11h S ... Gotta disagree here You're a homeschool mom who has a 4 yo that doesn't know all her letters/numbers+ + an 8 yo who isn't reading chapter books. And that's ok. 304 ... 63 16 28 768 5.7K 146K 2.4M
ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment... 1d G ... ?? THE LIFE OF SHOWGIRL Alex @alexxdebut.2d Who's music is this ? 68 1.5K 21K 699K
Nikolaj @nikicaga 7h S ... Jd Vance might be the first guy ever to still look ugly in uniform KelFitton @KelFitton 21h Gavin Newsom vs JD Vance after high school graduation x.com/yungputin1/ sta... 59 239 11K 168K
jeff nipple @IdahoBones. 7h S ... This made Gen X so insane they permanently destroyed America Vita @majipres 18h this is where I tweet from DX500T mini PAID MAC www.dell.com 569 46 326K 14K
onion person @CantEverD... 7h s ... big potential for a hbo max speedrun Pop Base @PopBase.9h MSNBC is being rebranded to MS NOW. The new acronym stands for 'My Source (for) News, Opinions (and the) World.' = MS NOW My Source News Opinion World MSNBC 29 182 6.4K 125K
liz hates Vichy Dems @lizatliz.9h s ... 1990s me NEVER would have believed Be honest the guy on the left would be the one I'm rooting for. Nerds really fell off in this century Jack Cocchiarella @JD....20h Chad Newsom > Chud Vance 102 577 16K the 269K
matt @mattxiv.12h O ... how'd they make the logo go from liberal to conservative V Variety @Variety15h MSNBC is changing its name to MS NOW (short for My Source for News Opinion and the World). MSNBC will have a new name as it seeks to carve out an identity that will have it competing for scoops and news with current corporate sibling NBC News following the spin-off of the bulk Show more = MS NOW У Source News Opinion Wo MSNBC 79 779 18K 367K
The Original в @theorigi... 13h s ... You're an incredibly gorgeous man but I can't help but to be distracted by this fuck ass salad @TheTokenJT 16h jayteel this one x.com/crocodilecam/s... 244 3.6K 89K dJ 1.7M
mango @Mangolith - 19h ... Temu occupied government Clash Report @clashrep... .21h The White House is ready for the Trump-Zelensky meeting. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA E ESIDENT THE OF SEAL OF SAMPLE THE BELINO 4 339 19K 136K
Toast @Themb0flcation. 19h S ... i choose Morgan wallen's career adrian @clwonry.20h Remove one thing n Roase Reese ALMONDER MILK HERSHEY'S HERSHEY'S HERSHEY'S 9 288 7K 127K
G rxmsxy @rxmsxy· 1d ... this boiled chicken ass arch girl wtf POP THAT BUTT!!! POP POP THAT BUTT!!! POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Taylor Swift unveils alternate 'The Life of a Showgirl' cover. LIFE THE OF A SHOWGIRL 179 1.1K 21K 1.3M
rob @ok_but_still.1 1d custer is kind of an idiot for showing up to a battle called custer's last stand 149 1.4K 37K del 906K
is TIRED of billie eil... 23h s ... aryn benson boone get ready to flip your last backflip. Pyp Tungs Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz.1 1d Harry Styles is rumored to release his 4th album in the first quarter of 2026. 39 1.3K 23K 552K
Aelfred The Great @aelfr... 5h s ... Horrible Situation Somehow Gets Worse NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 6h Passengers stuck on a delayed flight to Seattle get an unexpected concert from jazz band trib.al/O5cBkqF PLE 113 394 8K dJ 200K
ken @kennyretrograde-19h ... It's giving SKIDS POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Post Malone stuns for SKIMS. 59 622 15K 542K
FAST BY DEMI AVAILAB... 21h ... Who the fuck did your hair POP CRAVE @PopCrave.2 22h Pop Crave Lana Del Rey stuns in new selfie. 38 295 11K 317K
jay @kendallhosseini - 11h S ... he would've been cast as a beatle if he wasn't the size as a small skyscraper Pop Base @PopBase.17h Jacob Elordi stuns for Variety. VARIETY 75 2.6K 91K del 1.7M
ana @shivlestat.10h 5 ... yess girl throw women under the bus that'll really help you beat those allegations @PopBase. 12h Pop Base Sydney Sweeney comments on the backlash from her bathwater soap: It was mainly the girls making comments about it, which I thought was really interesting. They all loved the idea of Jacob Elordi's bathwater. (wsj.com/style/sydney-s...) Squatch MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION SYDNEY'S BATHWATER BLISS SYDNEYS BATH WATER MEDIUM GRIT NET WT 5 OZ (141 g) 262 5.2K 110K 2.3M
Beware the Batman @Bat....- 1d s ... When I was younger dude you're like 10 lol SCREENTIME ScreenTime @screenti... . 1d Dominic McLaughlin says being cast as the new Harry Potter has been a bit surreal I was always a huge 'Harry Potter' fan when I was younger. And it was like the dream role, of course, so I'm thrilled to be able to be doing it (via: BBC News) EPISODE HARRY POTTER 101 SCENE SLATE ROLL 1 101/1 A001 TAKE DIR: LENS MARK MYLOD 18mm 1 + 313 2K 80K 3.3M
Melanie D'Arrigo @Darrigo... 16h S ... Trump walking away from a burning America is a bit too on the nose, no? FOX NEWS @FoxNews. 1d Fox News channel The White House shows off its latest addition to the halls inside the West Wing. FOX NEWS channel VAL WHITE HOUSE UNVEILS NEW PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT IN WEST WING 113 73K 4.8K 999K
@marenyearly· 11h G ... Oh she's slow fr and not for fake, lovely @PopBase 12h Pop Base Sydney Sweeney comments on the backlash from her bathwater soap: It was mainly the girls making comments about it, which I thought was really interesting. They all loved the idea of Jacob Elordi's bathwater. (wsj.com/style/sydney-s...) Squatch LIMITED NATURAL SOAP EDITION SYDNEY'S BATHWATER BLISS MEDIUM GRIT NET WT 5 OZ (141 g) 12 1.1K 34K 641K
jay @kendallhosseini-11h S ... no other recent backlash that you feel the need to comment on... nothing coming to mind.. Pop Base @PopBase.1 12h Sydney Sweeney comments on the backlash from her bathwater soap: It was mainly the girls making comments about it, which I thought was really interesting. They all loved the idea of Jacob Elordi's bathwater. (wsj.com/style/sydney-s...) Squatch LIMITED MEN'S NATURAL SOAP EDITION SYDNEY'S BATHWATER MEDIUM GRIT BLISS SYDNEYS BATH WATER 18 984 24K 331K
@drivenbyfilms 16h ... visually that plot must be horrible FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... . 17h Sam Levinson is using 65mm film to shoot 'EUPHORIA' Season 3. Visually, what I'm seeing is incredible, says Jacob Elordi. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/ feat...) 56 2.6K 88K 1.8M
HellHeight @joeblillib4090.1d s ... what a great idea making territorial disputes between croatia and serbia G. Globe Eye News @Globe... 1d 20-year-old man discovers unclaimed territory, declares country and himself president with 400 citizens between Croatia and Serbia. REE OBODNA БОДНА REPUBLIC REPUBLIKA OF VERDIS VERDIS ВЕРДИС FREE REPUBLIC REPUBLIKA OF VERDIS VERDES ВЕРДИК PASSPORT SSPORT PUTOVNICA NACOW 113 3.5K 90K 3.1M
joolsd @joolsd 1d Eleath is Certa ... andrew cuomo is properly a david lynch villain Andrew leaned back and took a puff of the cigar, contemplative. 'You know, when you have anal sex with a woman, you own her soul,' he said. 174 1.9K 41K 1.4M
Kat @basedgizmo . 5 5h s ... They really do not have the library to be talking like this DF DiscussingFilm @Discus... 6h Apple TV+ is increasing its monthly subscription price by 30% to $12.99/ month tv+ 136 712 346K 15K
IvyTS @idkwahatimdoing. 1d G ... tiktok comments are the funniest place on earth Met Justin Bieber hope thats ok with you guys X 4,280 comments ALYUS bro looks happier with you than with hailey 2d Reply 37.6K 18 501 24K 350K
barbie @sakcore18. 1d S ... they're so fab. i just need better music and i'll be in katseye news KATSEYE News @NewsK... .2d KATSEYE serves in denim for their GAP campaign collab with fully released choreo #KATSEYE @katseyeworld 256 1.8K 44K del 2.1M
s ... rave mother @ravemother 14h are schools in america just for shooting or? Will Kingston @WillKings... . 1d Because of the way that maps are normally drawn, I had never realised that the US (Alaska) and Russia are almost touching. I am shook. ARCTIC OCEAN EAST Wrangel SIBERIAN Utgiagvik Island BEAUFORT SEA Long Strait SEA Ayon bland CHUKCHI LOSS SAKHA SEA (YAKUTIA) Alaska Point Hope Siberia NT ONoatak UNITED RUSSIA KotzebueO Chutchi Strait Uelen STATES Peninsula محمد Seward OWales Peninsula CANADA Gulf A OFairbanks of Anadyr Anadyr ALASKA Unalakleet Providerilya Savoonga MAGADAN YUKON Siorton Sours L Michael St Lawrence Kotlik Kamenskoye
S @hlfmoonz.1 18h S ... they look like camp counselors in a slasher movie jay @ship_psychosis 1d somebody's fine ass parents from the 70s 122 4K 95K 2M
matt @mattxiv .23h S ... gwendoline christie kinda looks like she's about to lose the 2016 election Eloise @cairoswife.2d The height difference I'm crying 26 183 9.4K 174K
kira @kirawontmiss.23h s ... - - H this gotta be the worst tat of all time 1.4K 5.1K 225K 27M
M1das @M1das_OW2.13h S ... she threw all this away cause she wouldn't stop talking about shitting herself jimmy @jimmysoldout. dd why does this make me wanna cry now 0:25 93 1.1K 40K 1.2M
Jennifer Garner Pterodactyl 20h G ... Chicago bitches be like beach dayyyyyy 37 955 24K 473K
camryn @americ4ngrrrl 1d There is no way jd vance said that fade into you by mazzy star is his favorite song 171 1.9K 45K del 1.6M
kira @kirawontmiss 4h ... Nathan 25 ЕГЕВУВ 155 312 del 150K 7.3K
zay @zaytotrilll.1 1d GET YOUR ON Y'all be saying II Wed cuz y'all cant spell wensdenesday 678 3.7K 32K 876K
il Buttero @Doggospain 18h 0 ... She shoulda bought you an extra link for your watch @KinkyBedBugs . 1 18h My date just bought me this book chat is she a keeper DUNE FRANK HERBERT 21 171 10K 338K
@NylaFoxx_ . 20h G ... Nyla I showed this video to my therapist and she's finally letting me commit suicide Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD Aug 15 THE DEVIL IS A DEMOCRAT Imagine how mad the left would be if this went #1. Download: geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-d... 2:34 3 796 21K del 310K
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff f . 19h G ... little late for the security detail on Lincoln Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.20h Multiple DC National Guard vehicles at the Lincoln Memorial, which is not a crime area 0:28 40 579 11K del 413K
devin 8 @fartpog.1 18h O ... he looks like young sheldon sara 1A @hauntdabernathy Aug 16 i like how he makes sure to get his mug. king of nonchalance GIF II 70 1.3K 37K del 704K
nick @lovechazelle Aug 18 G ... what is the point of this show man Reel Anarchy @ReelAnarchy . Aug 18 They look perfect 4.3K 10K 399K 41M
G ... ryan @ryangaur 19h Those 4 white boys have done nothing but ruin my life 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Aug 19 Greig Fraser will be the cinematographer for Sam Mendes' 4 'BEATLES' films. This means he likely won't be able to return for 'THE BATMAN: PART 2' ... 27 1.9K 22K 503K
jojo @_jwigz . 15h = people that wear glasses do not be giving a fuck that they be dirty. 476 3.6K 40K del 1M
Shai7 @Shai_Berry Aug 20 s ... She wasn't acting when she played Cassie btw II GIF Pop Base @PopBase Aug 20 Sydney Sweeney comments on the backlash from her bathwater soap: It was mainly the girls making comments about it, which I thought was really interesting. They all loved ... 4 170 5.1K 49K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen Aug 20 ... I don't think psychology says this IVY @Iamivy05 Aug 20 psychology says if a person can love you unconditionally then that person can hate you unbelievably because a beautiful mirror can turn into a dangerous weapon when it's broken i'm afraid it's true. 147 2.5K 57K del 1.3M
lil diva head come off 0 ... @HoleAndOates you guys won't be laughing when she crosses the entire board diagonally and takes out your knight POP LEAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave . Aug 20 Mikey Madison stuns for Vogue Italia. 12:40 PM Aug 20, 2025 1.9M Views 43 5.2K 97K 1.4K
Reiley Jackson @Geekstache 18h s ... People just talk like Jar Jar Binks now and we act like it's normal Pop Base @PopBase.20h Madonna's birthday cake this year was Labubu-inspired: Happy Birthday Madudu HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADUDU 29 1.5K 26K 522K

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