36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 21, 2025

‘Even at my Lois, I Meg it happen’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 21, 2025

“I love the Emmy Awards’ competitiveness” is a phrase you probably never would’ve heard from the late Johnny Carson. 

Despite his six Emmy wins and four-year run of hosting the ceremony in the 1970s, the late-night legend didn’t like the show’s competitive format. Instead, he wished that the Emmys were structured without genre-specific categories, like the Peabody Awards. “If Mary Tyler Moore deserves an Emmy, and she does, for her consistent quality, you give it to her,” he explained in a 1974 interview. “But you don’t make her compete against Carol Burnett. If Carol Burnett also deserves one, you give one to her, also.”

Nancy Cartwright’s creative expression also can’t be confined to one genre. The Simpsons star, who recently opened a Bart Simpson-inspired fine art exhibit in her native Ohio, hopes her work will encourage fans to express themselves. “I hope that they look at the art, and I hope that they get inspired, like the way I got inspired,” Cartwright said of her passion for painting.   

These hilarious tweets are also incredibly inspiring. Today’s funniest include those about the power of Vyvanse, A.I.’s most pretentious chatbots and the real meaning of “hot honey.”

mara @vixeias . 1d are u single no i'm in a low commitment long distance casual situationship 37 1.1K 10K 192K
Ganymede @ivymede. 20h the brand name Oral в is so funny to me. wtf does the В stand for 291 369 15K 268K
matt @computer_gay.8h 3 ... POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 15h Pop Crave 'Christian Girl Autumn' influencer Caitlin TikTok @cmcoving Covington breaks down 0:43 crying while announcin... 17 452 10K 359K
bayes @bayeslord 18h ... what in the freud is going on at meta Rich but strict parents 1.0M messages Chat with AI 150 557 12K 547K
Bibawen @asimbawe. 1d s ... When your bank account is fighting for its life and you get added to the gc named Japan trip 2026 Bibawen 92 2.7K 48K 987K
@T....8h New town every hour ... Add a tip? 25% 20% $3.31 $2.65 Custom No tip English Ken Layne @KenLayne.1 18h This large bear got inside a South Lake Tahoe ice cream parlor late Saturday night. Was lur... 8 559 7.4K 273K
OCTO8ER @badgal_zaee.2 21h s ... Spaghetti be tearing these mfs up tho solé @layxsnv.1d idc I love those little 50 cent dishes 259 2.3K 28K 836K
jas ( @femboxd 21h Seen too many movies for a regular person but too little movies to be a true cinephile 75 5K 36K 559K
ethan @ethanp0iss0n 77 ... You can back up a bit Pop Base @PopBase.7h Jacob Elordi stuns for Variety. VARIETY 27 978 36K 672K
woop @woop54.22h ... The Bible doesn't have Letterboxd ky @jilroberts.1 1d can we all delete twitter and do this? LA 1 POV: If we treated our bibles like our phones 496 7.6K 12 126K
@zoerose... ..5h s ... zoë rose bryant i love the phase of a movie's press tour where they just start slutting the stars out for ticket sales @mescalist . hh i was born in the right generation love the internet and shirtless and sweaty austin butler ASSAULTFITNESS ASSAULT 443 18 11K del 217K
BASED SAVAGE @crackc... 7h s ... OLL Apartments show you 48 pics of the lobby bitch I ain't living in there 105 2K 22K del 533K
Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden 12h s ... one time I saw this lady ordering at a Starbucks inside of a Target and felt like I walked past MJ playing a pickup game @PopBase 1d Pop Base 'Christian Girl Autumn' influencer Caitlin Covington says she won't be making any Fall videos this year. 8 152 7.2K 178K
jay @kendallhosseini - 11h S ... he would've been cast as a beatle if he wasn't the size as a small skyscraper Pop Base @PopBase.17h Jacob Elordi stuns for Variety. VARIETY 75 2.6K 91K del 1.7M
Andrew Reed @andrew_....11h S ... When it's 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these Google Drive You need access Ask for access, or switch to an account with access. Learn more Message (optional) Request access 122 639 18K 399K
@northstardoll.16h G ... everything will prob be okay but i gotta freak out first 45 18K 84K 1.3M
mor @moristiko.1 13h S ... he SO small only need one popcon splongeb 36 3.2K 42K 574K
Natalie @jbfan911.20h O ... ب 15 AM Vyvanse is an amazing drug 26 1K 17K 305K
caleb gamman @calebgam... 9h my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick kill anyone who disagrees with you 40 3K 25K 286K
Adam @sad_pali.20h S ... There's recession indicators that have never indicated recessions before POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave 'Christian Girl Autumn' influencer Caitlin Covington breaks down crying while announcing that she won't be posting fall videos this year. 11 2.7K 40K 1.2M
s ... Sophie Vershbow @sversh... . 18h Great job team, I know we can get it to 100% if we work hard enough. CG @cgtwtz. dd we are in end game. MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing 11 4.6K 45K del 675K
mor @moristiko.1 11h .. even at my lois I meg it happen 7 1K 9.4K 131K
@northstardoll.19h ... how it feels posting a story thinking you ate but ur loyal story likers are silent CHOP 45 12K 113K 1.7M
vamp @vamptact-17h ... i only talk to like 5 people a day & 3 of them be me 4 4K 20K del 237K
Tanner @Tanner_Slavin -13h S ... Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Batman Home of DCU @homeof... .13h Meryl Streep told James Gunn that she'd love to be in a project of his. (via youtube.com/watch?v=kR1hlF...) 85 62K 1M 4.3K
MODEST Axe @westernunion2k-17h : MOUSE r/selfimprovement r/ Join u/huss2120 2d Are the benefits of drinking lots of water overhyped? Question All I've been hearing: Less brain fog more energy clearer skin What I've been experiencing: pee 4,144 414 1,103 86 6.4K 107K 1.6M
@northstardoll-17h S ... These simple daily tasks they're trying to murder me. 18K 3.4K 266K
ariel @donotdelay 17h 2 Mom > Today 10:25 AM | would like to communicate with you about (in order of importance): 1. Hulu and 2. Your impending marriage. Please advise to your availability today after 12:30 your time. 8 142 7.9K del 90K
johnny @kudosdunce.21h G ... im awake and im going to the gym Helen. I think the dog wants to go out. 12 1.2K 29K 505K
edna @edna_days.1 18h S ... this is like santa claus cancelling christmas POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d 'Christian Girl Autumn' influencer Caitlin Covington breaks down crying while announcing that she won't be posting fall videos this year. ل TikTok @ cmcoving 3 467 9.7K 179K
ppigg @s4m31p4n1 15h Do you think jimmy john and jersey mike have explored each others bodies 111 2.4K 24K 435K
s ... serge daney mcbride @abs... 15h HERSHEY'S by CHOCOLATE The only hot honey I want to talk about is my freakin wife! 53 5.1K 49K del 1.1M
teryn @youngtiddy 1d no one understands me Does your neck feel okay? You slept all night on the floor i told u when i come home from the bar i need floor time Delivered 19 744 15K del 172K
lil diva head come off @Hol... 16h s ... you guys won't be laughing when she crosses the entire board diagonally and takes out your knight POP CRAVE @PopCrave.1 19h Pop Crave Mikey Madison stuns for Vogue Italia. 5 579 12K 153K
Eme.rald @ickemrld d . 16h I don't even fuck around and I still be finding out 64 6.2K 23K 398K
@The4th... .1d The Fourth Way s ... You will be fine. You have no choice. 34 3.6K 19K 346K

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