35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 20, 2025

‘Could a Spotify user and an Apple Music user ever fall in love?’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Ben Stiller still hates Zoolander 2.

The actor, who previously lamented the failure of Zoolander’s sequel, cracked yet another joke at the film’s expense to a crowd of moviegoers on Saturday evening. “Thank you all for coming,” Stiller said ahead of a special screening of the original Zoolander at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. “I’d like to thank all of the people at Cinespia for having the courage to have the first-ever nine-year anniversary screening of Zoolander 2!”

Meanwhile, Bob Odenkirk opened up about how his early days writing for Saturday Night Live taught him what not to do while running Mr. Show. After noticing that pitches from young writers were regularly shot down in SNL’s writers’ room, Odenkirk said he enacted “a rule” against rejecting ideas without discussing them first. “You have to fully understand the writer’s idea before you let it go,” he recalled of Mr. Show’s pitch policy. 

These tweets, however, are absolutely worth keeping around. Today’s funniest include those about failing art class projects, a “schizuationship” and the optimal Hinge age range.

Daniel @growing_daniel - 11h s ... Like moths to a flame NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost.- 15h Titanic wreck to be visited by another billionaire -two years after Oceangate disaster killed 5 trib.al/ D1VIFFJ ITILANIC 108 408 188K 10K
carter hambley @carterha... 13h ... age range on hinge set to 75-76. yall fighting over grapes while im drinking wine 66 1.6K 48K 939K
Me & Who? @tagyourwho.20h O ... schizuationship 33 4.8K 33K 627K
CHRIS @bamfartgera 16h Do you mind if my 4 kids just absolutely destroy the store while I say nothing for 15 minutes 12 1.2K 27K 318K
Aleks Phoenix @AleksPhoe... - 18h s ... When it's 3 am but you had a cold brew at 6 pm 7 844 11K del 217K
post baloney @a1rwhale.21h bottoms was so funny because i thought it was gay superbad and then they just start straight up murdering people 45 2.4K 34K dJ 480K
L L HOURLY shitpost 21h ... quieres Le Fishe au chocolat 43 1.5K 14K del 283K
@northstardoll.18h ... Me LAYING DOWN ROCK -15 AND ROLL HIGH SCHOO AND PHONE TIME @culturequota 21K 6 3.5K 257K
squippy @duck_girlfriend-2 23h Could a Spotify user and an Apple Music user ever fall in love 143 1.5K 11K 274K
@shitpost... 18h s ... Shitpost 2077 I failed art class because of this 73 616 13K 269K
chase @_chase 1d just saw an open parking spot. u ppl in the car community go crazy for that kind of stuff right ? that's like one of ur main things ? 14 726 16K 193K
Black Girl @t_sadiity 19h wrap up this summer shit up fr. it's time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch 169 15K 47K del 1.2M
no context memes @....17h S ... Reply to clari's comment hes just a creep coca Distal Control - 1818 Mattress Protectors 72 3K 40K 429K
ruth @billedabear.1d s ... this is so embarrassing they saw me with their merch on ruth @billedabear. 7 7/14/25 the one place i'm always destined to win is the flea market brooch bowl 1.6K 14 54K 684K
cam @harleybaghdad . 16h Love seeing raccoons eat out of my trash bin. Go ahead brother im done with that stuff 22 2K 32K 570K
S. @ositonrth.2 23h O ... cubs have me playing cf Bleacher Suite at Wrigley Field WRIGLEY FIELD Wrigle DraftKings Sportsbook 36 365 17K 434K
hannah @dumbandfunn. dd S ... my gay cousin completely outshined me (and well deserved) when I saw him 6 weeks ago he had no facial hair but he grew this incredibly dense (but not scary) short beard that's really well groomed and adds a sense of strength to him that our family really needs right now hannah @dumbandfunn. 2d I have to be the hottest girl at my aunts wake adidas Aranta 2.3K 103K 102 2.4M
Meg @megannn_lynne 23h Why is putting air in your tires so fucking embarrassing. Like sure let me just crouch over 28 502 13K 154K
Jaxson's Dad @DaddyAndJa... 8h s ... So there was this movie called Who Framed Roger Rabbit... danny @beyoncega... 2d disney really needs to make a movie with every single character like this is just art Maddin 300 83K 8.3K 1.8M
Shitpost 2077 @shitpost....1 19h s ... ABrasan LiNCaN 16th Prez Autographed xbox 360 by Abraham Lincoln $100 In Stock 22 613 13K 175K
saachi @ch4isutta.12h S ... to be loved is to be seen Seen last week + 1.6K 44 19K 245K
Uncle Female @unclefemme 1d ... UNCLE remembered the only way out is through FEMALE 85 19K 106K del 1.7M
princess azula @galactic... 22h s ... i've always wanted to get baptized and hide a black bath bomb in my shirt GV STUDIOS GodlyVibez Studios @GV....1 1d Young people are coming to Christ in Record numbers in this generation 28 28 sampless o 4.7K 157K 514 del 7.4M
solo o @souloradio 1d ... MFAOOOO just ragebaited my gf but she still love me 56 1.6K 23K del 327K
@eat5G.19h ... Let's Grew Together bruh 22K 2.2K 320K 52
Buttercupcosplays @butterc... . 1d s ... Side eye 469 3.6K 133K 2.8M
Images That Make You F... 17h O ... TopGear These T-Shirts were tested on animals. They didn't fit. Top Gaar TV & © BBC 2005 27 1.3K 43K 477K
m @mgrdwprtw.20h when u finally meet a green flag, but now the red flag is you :( 232 4.5K 20K 458K
n!la @glukupikron 1d I once went on a date with a girl and I asked her what music she listens to and she said 'whatever Spotify gives me I don't know artist names' 643 3.3K 113K 2.4M
johnny dangerously (winslo... 9h s ... . i know Disney+ and Hulu have merged libraries now but is this not crazy Disney+ HOME SEARCH + HOUSE THAT DACK BUILT 671 11K 60 del 236K
Isaac @isaacturnersong. 20h eating bice. its like rice but. hang on im getting a call 22 1.1K 13K del 155K
G OwengeJuiceTV ... @OwengeJuiceTV She's talking about our wedding btw. NEW MESSAGES luanne 23:22 are we still on for tomorrow ? 5:23 PM Aug 19, 2025 1M Views 137 2.8K 94K 2K
chaotic memes @memechaotic 12h G ... With Clothes On Eat! Hug & Kiss! Got some sexy dice and this was the first roll 18 731 24K 238K
G ... Jay Drew @drewjay 21h White smoke over Provo; BYU has chosen a Catholic starting quarterback. GOCOUGS LAVELL EDWARDS STADIUM WITH 75 394 15K 534K
miscellaneous unc @elecwi... 1d s ... it somehow never occurred to me that the Pepsi is coming FROM the pig in this image. i thought they were infusing the pig WITH the pepsi. PEPSI MAX - - - LOITS san IN adidas 200 3.1K 64K del 1.1M

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